AN: Still very OOC

Disclaimer: Sorry for not putting it in the last chapter, I don't own it!

C2: Harry

Take his broomstick away.

Tell false rumors to Ginny; a week later, ask him if he's been snogged lately, when he says, "What do you think?!" smile patronizingly and walk away.

Get Moaning Myrtle to stalk him.

Tell Romilda Vane that she actually has a chance.

Stick him and Millicent Bulstrode under the mistletoe.

Tell him he's transferring to Japan. Remind him that he has to say good bye to Ginny.

Tell him he has no chance against Voldimort.

Ask him (in a very suggestive tone) what happens in Dumbledore's office for his 'private lessons'.

Send him flowers and a card saying, "To my dearest, from Albus".

Tell him he might not be James Potter's son after all.