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I'm not that high tech
So, I won't get a check
Not even a little speck!

Please enjoy chapter two!

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Sign Number Two: Embarrassing Ensign Chekov, Pavel Andreievich

Jim Kirk was pacing the bridge, annoyance clearly etched on his face. He was thinking about his teasing of Spock and Uhura the day before and how that had somehow ended up with him being cornered after his shift and forced to get an incredibly boring lecture from Spock. The Captain was extremely irritated that one of his favorite pastimes was now revoked, at least until the Vulcan and the communications officer calmed down a bit. Until then, Kirk wasn't sure what he was going to do to fill his long hours.

He audibly groaned and went to his Captain's chair. Jim dropped his head into his lap and closed his eyes. He had thought that his day was uninteresting yesterday but, now they had entered a zone of space that was almost completely black. The crew got excited when they saw a star! Ugh! He didn't think it was possible but, his day today had officially ranked lower than the previous. Kirk was about ready to make up an excuse and head back to his quarter's but, just then Chekov walked onto the bridge with a slight blush on his cheeks. The Captain's curiosity was piqued and he decided right then and there that he was going to engage in another one of his favorite time-wasters: embarrassing Chekov.

Pavel Chekov sat down at his work station and directed a small smile towards Sulu.

"You finally did it?" The helmsman whispered to the young Russian. He said it quietly but, Kirk still heard it.

"Did what?" The Captain inquired, standing up and settling in the space between Sulu and Chekov. Pavel looked studiously down at his work station, avoiding Jim's eyes.

"Nothing Keptin," He answered swiftly.

"Hmmm, I beg to differ. Sulu definitely asked you if you had finally done something and I am quite curious as to what that something is."

"Umm," Chekov mumbled a few things incoherently while glaring at Hikaru.

"Must we play the guessing game?" The Captain questioned dramatically while leaning against the console. When the Russian whiz kid didn't respond Kirk just continued speaking. "Fine…let's see…Did you finally get up enough nerve to confess your undying love to Dr. McCoy?"

Chekov's eyes widened comically. "Net, nikogda!" Pavel was so shocked at the Captain's question that he slipped into Russian. "...ack, No Sir!" He responded vehemently.

"No? Then… did you confess your love to Scotty?" Jim asked.

Pavel turned bright red. "Of course not Keptin! Where are you getting zese ideas? I am not interested in dating men!"

Kirk laughed at the scandalized expression that his youngest crewman was sending him.

"So then you areinterested in women?"

"Da!"

Jim noticed that Sulu was stifling laughter. He spared a quick glance around and noticed a few of his other officers were smiling into their hands as well.

Then, the Captain had a stroke of brilliance. He suddenly knew exactly what Chekov had gotten up the nerve to do! Kirk thought back to a couple of days before when he had seen the young ensign talking to a pretty girl from engineering…Valarie? No…Vera! That was it.

"I know what you did!" Jim exclaimed happily. Chekov gave his Captain a bemused look. "You asked Verani out, didn't you!?" Kirk continued, purposely saying the girl's name wrong.

"Her name is Wera! I mean…maybe I did." He answered dejectedly, realizing too late that he had fallen into the Captain's trick.

"Her name is Wera? Don't you mean Vera?" The Captain questioned, perhaps he was having a little too much fun frustrating Chekov but, he just couldn't help it.

"Zat is what I said! Wera!" Pavel noted that the bridge had fallen silent at his outburst. The Russian looked mortified. And it didn't help the situation that Kirk decided to pat Chekov obnoxiously on the back and exclaim:

"Congrats kid! You are growing up so fast! First, you're asking girl's out! Soon, you'll have a little pregnant wife and after that you'll have adorable little Russian toddler's waddling around with your curly hair!" Jim didn't think it was possible for Pavel to look any more embarrassed than he looked right now. He decided that he had put the whiz kid through enough humiliation for one day. The Captain looked pointedly at his crew and they all returned to their stations, albeit reluctantly. Jim leaned down toward the ensign.

"If you ever need any girl advice, you know where to find me." He told him with a kind smile. Chekov smiled back at him hesitantly. He speedily forgave his Captain for publicly humiliating him. Pavel wasn't one to dwell on things that made him unhappy.

James Kirk left his navigator alone and went back to his customary seat. His eyes strayed to Uhura and he wondered if she would get mad at him again if he tried flirting with her. Jim figured that she probably would.

The Captain sighed and fixed his vision on the ceiling, wishing that something remarkable would happen. Nothing horribly dangerous, he thought, just interesting enough to break him away from this unending monotony.

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That was chapter two! I hope you enjoyed it! Please review to let me know what you thought! Next chapter will most likely be about messing with Bones! Haha, thanks and have an amazing day! Jenna out! :)

P.S.

Net, nikogda means No, never

Da means Yes

(according to Google Translate)