So I realized that I never really stated how often "Special Saturday" happened... it happens on the Third Saturday of the month. So in other words, special saturdays are once a month. However, I decided that for now I am updating YnK with 2 chapters and will give it a date to be updated... making one of the days of this week be a day where I update 2 stories instead of 1. I'm thinking of doing it on Fridays, since NUA doesn't seem to offer much atm seeing as it's chapters seem to dull because of the "Fillers."

So Yeah... I think I couldn't have chapter 2 up without chapter 3... but there is a possibility that I couldn't have Chapter 3 without chapter 4 being updated the same day... ugh... Sadly for a bit after the start of chapter 3, it will become confusing.

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My eye twitched violently as the ball of orange ran by the doorway yet again. I tossed down yet another scroll to the ground as I gripped my hair in frustration. "WHAT THE HELL! IS THERE NO SCROLL ON HOW TO TAKE CARE OF CHILDREN! THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN TAKE CARE OF THEM WITHOUT USING SOME FORM OF JUTSU!"

I turned towards the doorway to see Naruto looking right at me with his eyes closed. I could feel the wind blow between us as we stared at each other.

"…"

"….."

"….Want ramen?"

I grabbed onto Naruto's hand; leading him to the kitchen for some ramen. "After we finish this, I will give you a bath. No ands ifs or buts, you are getting a bath." I could hear him pout from the table as I pulled down the instant ramen.

After we finished eating the unhealthy meal, I brought Naruto back up the stairs, into the bathroom. "I'm going to grab a change of clothes for you, stay here." I left the bathroom, closing the door behind me, since I knew that Naruto was too small to reach the handle.

I grabbed the clothes from a box in my closet before I went back into the bathroom. I shook my head when I saw Naruto trying to take his own shirt off. "Let me do that, dobe." I placed the clothes onto the counter then walked over to Naruto.

"Lift up your arms." He nodded, lifting his arms up so I could pull the shirt over his head. "Now stand still." I undid his pants, tossing them into a pile off to the side. I sighed with relief when I noticed that he wasn't wearing a diaper. 'That definitely is a bonus… damn scrolls can't teach me how to use them.'

I stood up. "You can take off your underpants. I'm going to pull out the bathing items." He nodded as I turned away. I reached up into the wall cabinet and pulled down the small bucket filled with what I needed.

I looked back over to Naruto to see him eye smiling at me. I peered down. 'Damn Naruto… I knew you were small but I didn't think that you were electron microscope small.'

"Wait…" I stared at Naruto as he stared at me. "Oh… my…" I dropped the bucket then bolted out of the bathroom, closing the door behind me. "I CAN'T DEAL WITH THIS!" I shouted as I bolted out of the house.

I ran to the only person I knew that could help in this situation. "Yes Sasuke-kun?" I stared at Sakura, out of breath. "I need… your help." Without getting a response, I grabbed Sakura's wrist and dragged her back to my home.

"What?" I nodded to Sakura, as we stood outside the bathroom door. "Naruto… is a… girl?" I nodded again. "Sasuke-kun… even if that is so… Naruto wouldn't be a grown female yet… so it would be fine for you to bathe her still."

"I won't bathe a female!" Sakura blinked before she giggled. "Alright Alright… I will help out this time… but I won't always be available to help in this matter…" she opened up the bathroom door, then closed it on me.

I could hear Naruto giggling as Sakura talked. 'How the hell did Naruto hide that?' I gripped my hair in frustration. "Screw it… I get a break from the runt, I best as hell use this time." I walked over to my room, closing the door behind me as I sat on the bed.

I pulled out a scroll from the nightstand then began reading. I could hear the giggles coming from the bathroom. 'I'm surprised… that Sakura even said that it would be fine for me, a male, to bathe a female… what is wrong with her? I'm not Naruto's father! I have no right to even see any part of a female, no matter the age!'

I groaned, slamming my head into the palm of my hand. "Damn that runt… hasn't even been long and I already regret the idea of taking care of hi- no… her."

A flashback of what had happened at the ramen shop passed through my mind. 'If Naruto was hiding the fact that she was a female… does that mean that Naruto has had a wide variety of capabilities that was hidden? That mask… the one she wore for the past 12 years… it truly is stronger than mine.'

I peered up from my palm to see Naruto climbing my bed, a wide smile on her face. I couldn't help but to smile at how she looked in my old clothes.

"I have to go Sasuke-kun… Naruto is really well behaved in the bathtub… which is a shock… you should be fine washing her, as long as you have her try to wash herself in certain places." I nodded to Sakura as she left the doorway.

"So Naruto… what else are you hiding… first you become a little kid… then suddenly all these things we never knew about you start to arise. Like being able to mix elements like you did… the only jutsu you have ever proven to know was the shadow clones… Then we find out you are really a girl… what else?"

Naruto stared up at me, eyes still closed. "I'm really curious… to why you don't open your eyes…" I sighed, pulling Naruto closer to me. "I don't want you to slack in your ninja training though… so… we will be working on all this stuff… it might help you in the end."

I lifted up Naruto as I pulled myself off my bed. "Don't run far from me… stay close… don't run off with strangers, don't trust strangers… blah blah blah…" Naruto nodded to me before she wrapped her arms around my neck, then rested her head on my shoulder.

My heart skipped a beat, as the blood rushed to my face. This was definitely a genuine moment. Smiling softly, I grabbed onto my bag filled with what I normally train with, then headed out of my home.

I placed Naruto down when we reached the small forest. "Alright… first… we will work with these Kunai…" I held out the kunai to Naruto. "There are targets to hit in this forest… try to hit them all." She nodded to me, grabbing the kunai from my hand.

I moved away, to avoid getting injured. I watched as she stood in the middle, not moving an inch. "Niya-ttebayo!" I heard her shout as she jumped and threw all the kunai. My eyes went wide as an image of Itachi throwing the kunai passed through my mind.

'She threw it… exactly like Itachi did.' I watched as Kunai bounced off each other, landing on every mark. "Naruto…" I walked up to her, as she smiled up at me. "What do you know… you seem too advanced for your age…"

"Training?" I looked up to see Kakashi staring down at us. "Was… Thought the dobe could use it." Kakashi jumped down, joining us in the middle of the target area.

"And how is Naruto doing?" he asked, hands in his pockets as he bent down to Naruto, who began giggling as she tried to grab his hair.

"Take a look for yourself." I said, motioning to all the targets. "I see… hit every target in the center?" I nodded, staring down at Naruto. "Why is this Naruto different than the one we know?" I asked, hoping Kakashi would provide an answer.

"Time will tell…However… I stopped by… to say that Hokage-sama has a small mission for us. He does know of Naruto's condition, but feels that it would still be fine. I think Naruto proved that to you anyway, with all those targets." I nodded, picking Naruto up.

"Meet at the gate. Stop off at Naruto's place and get the tools from there." I nodded again as Kakashi disappeared.

"A mission… with you being a chibi… does the Hokage really trust your abilities to that extent?" I stared at Naruto as she giggled, pulling on my hair.

-AN-

So I had the worst experience today... Least now I can do a traumatic reaction for my characters since just earlier I had a traumatic stress attack... ugh, so difficult to explain what happened but I will say that I think Chapter 3 is very confusing as is the next few chapters until the mission ends. But it is needed anyway. So I am sorry if it is different than you wanted but it is only for a little while that this happens, before things get back on track of "Comedy."

Other than that... been helping pinksamurai with her stories grammar and such... Been helping her on the "Kurama in Naruto!" story. If you want to read her stories too, she is one of my very frequent reviewers.

Another side note that I MUST state because I am getting on my last nerve over this. Naruko is a fandom made name created for the Sexy Jutsu form of Naruto, I.E. the Female Naruto. It is not a required name for people to use. Just like Sasuko is the fandom made name for the female Sasuke. It is not a must, it is simply a fan made name just like my use of Akuma being the female Naruto. The Akuma in my Naruto stories is NOT my OC(Original Character). Do not tell me that just because I refuse to use the fandom made name for the female Naruto, that all my stories are about an OC with Sasuke.

I am tired of people saying that crap to me. Because I don't use Naruko as the name, I have been told to delete my stories; to take them down, to take the pairings down. To make it worse, these people who tell me this don't even read my stories to know that Akuma is truly just a name for the female Naruto. They would have known, reading any of the story, that the Characters name is Uzumaki Naruto Akuma. That the character gets called Akuma AND Naruto.

-Ja ne (P.S. Yes I have been pasting that into most of my stories... It's just tiresome)