Slake: yo yo yooo,hey readers. How's things going? Thanks for the reviews last chap. Made me want to dance, (and I did when no one was watching)
Joseph: nope I saw you dude, it was wacked out.
Slake: Damn, that sucks. Oh well.
Joseph: where are My girlfriend and Rose? *looks around the room*
Slake: oh they are looking after my cousin, she came to stay for the weekend.
Joseph: is that such a god idea?
Slake: yeah, what could possibly go wrong? *both look at each other and laugh.*
Meanwhile.
Cousin: hey is that a real tail? Omg is that a real sword two, hey do you know you have cookie crumbs on you *poking Rose and Caroline*
Rose: i swear if I hear one more question, I am going to stuff hear head in the fridge and the rest in the trash.
Caroline: I am already sharpening my sword. Let's just do the disclaimer; she might shut up that way.
Caroline/Rose: Slake333 does not own adventure time but we are he creations.
Cousin: Who are you talking to? *Rose and Caroline Tackle her* I'm Sorry !
"okay, Rose, baby. Please get back on the bed!" Finn ducked under another swipe of Rose's claws as she tried to open a new breathing tube in his throat. The nurses were all scattered around as the tried to stay away from the carnage of Rose going berserk.
"Finn we have to move now, this could seriously harm the baby" Finn kicked into overdrive and jumped back just as Rose's tail whipped passed his head, he took this as his chance and dove for her arm restraining her.
"how about you get on the BED!" Rose flipped Finn over and smacked him down on the birthing bed, smashing it to pieces.
"argh, shit that hurt." Finn rolled off the remains of the now crushed bed to avoid another swipe from Rose's nails. She turned around faster than lightening catching Finn off guard. She brought her nails down for a fatal hit, only to be stopped by a wave of contractions forcing her to her knees.
"aaaaahhh F-fi-finn" tears started streaming from her face as another wave hit. He rushed to her side and laid her on her back. Doctor princess and a nurse checked the baby a grim expression crossing their faces.
"what, what's wrong?" the nurse stood instantly and rushed out into the hallway.
"the baby is stuck Finn, we have to do an emergency caesarean" That sounded bad, seriously bad to Finns mind. His heart quickened, and his mind seemed to crowd.
'it's stuck, does that mean' another cry of Finns name came from Rose, snapping him from his stupor. She clung tight to his arm as each painful contraction came, the nurse arrived a few seconds later with a new bed. Finn helped the nurses as they carefully lifted Rose onto it.
"is she going to be okay?" Finn grabbed Doctor princess by the shoulders as they made their way out of the room.
"we don't know Finn, just stay hopeful okay" she rushed off with Rose and left Finn behind with an unclear mind. ' I can't lose her, I can't.'
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Hours had come to pass and still there was no news, Finn just sat in the waiting room watching the world go by.
'you have to be okay, you have to be okay, you have to be okay' those were the very words that had cut at his mind for the past seven hours, if he were to lose Rose and the baby he would surely breakdown and disappear from Ooo for good, there was no way he would stay after that happened.
"Finn!" joseph came rushing in, his face covered in that of compassion and fear.
"I'm sorry I was late, if I was hear earlier I could have warne-" Finn stood and hugged his friend , the gesture slightly surprising joseph.
"it's not your fault, this is no one's fault" joseph his friends gesture before letting go, he left his hand on Finn's shoulder just to remind him he wasn't leaving.
"hey don't anybody forget about us" Alisha and Caroline stood in the door way, a soft smile was gracing both their features, they walked inside but left the door open as most of the Harpoon's crew came in as well.
"hey Finn the hero, how's the missus."
"hey, there is me matey is the bubs born yet."
"move it brother your blocking the door" the big burly pirates stood there, arms crossed as they all said hello to Finn some even giving him firm handshakes.
" they wanted to see if everything was okay" Caroline smiled, Alisha just sighed a two of the burly men began to eye the other side of the counter.
"would you two stop that, your hear for Finn's support not to rob the place." she scolded them. they both jumped back from the counter and just smiled.
"sorry miss old habits di' ard' " one of them said. A nurse came walking out and crashed into a hulking mass of muscle, she looked up and almost went screaming the other way.
"uuh, F-Finn the human" the large crowd of pirates made an isle as the nurse moved forward finally coming upon Finn.
"that's me, has anything happened?" the nurse backed away a little and then turned around.
"please come with me" Finn, joseph, Caroline and Alisha all walked after her, Caroline made sure the crew stayed put and if they stole anything they would pay the price, severely. The crew obliged with no quarrel, they all knew the destructive capabilities of the captain, the pregnancy just made them worse.
"please step go in" they had arrived at the end of the hall to what looked like a normal room. The nurse stepped aside and allowed the four of them to enter. The bed was surrounded by a curtain, Finn stood at the edge of it, not wanting to pull it back and only seeing Rose or the baby, he needed them both.
"waah" and infants cry came from within, Finn pulled the curtain to the side and walked straight in and there lying on the bed was his beautiful wife and his newborn child.
"it's a boy honey, our baby boy" a tear stroke down her face, only passing her smile. Finn walked over and kissed Rose as passionately as he could.
"I'm so happy you two are safe, I don't know what I would have done i-" Rose put a finger to his lips and only smiled again.
"would you like to hold him?"
"ah is it okay?" Rose nodded and slowly lifted the child to Finn. He held him like he was glass, the rush of emotion passed through him. He was holding his son, he newborn son. He pulled back the blanket a little and saw the calm face, a blue and green eye looking back at him.
"he has different coloured eyes, one from us both." Rose nodded, but she didn't care. There was a different matter she would have to tell him about later, one that would affect the life of their child.
"can we come in" Caroline and Alisha pulled the curtain aside both smiling as Negi stood out of the way. They both said hello and said there congratulations before both holding the baby.
"where is joseph, I thought he would be he with you?" Caroline handed the child back to Rose.
"he is talking to the nurse." She said overhearing the price for the damages from the doctor princess. That was going to set them back a bit.
"yeah it was kind of rough there for a second. Rose why did you kind of go berserk during the birth?"
"I will answer that, I mean I already told the nurse so why not say it again" joseph walked into the confined space saying his own congratulations before going on with his explanation.
"okay so you know about how Demons have a regenerative ability?" everyone nodded beside Rose, she already knew most of this stuff, she was just too tired to tell anyone.
"okay, well their ability to heal on the inside is faster than on the outside, so when the baby was trying to be pushed out with the contractions, the damaged tissue was beginning to re-knit around the child, this causes severe pain to mother. To counteract this, the mother must expel large amounts of magic energy through her wings and tail causing the regeneration to slow enough to get the baby free ." Everyone just felt like they had a book thrown in their face.
"that still doesn't explain why Rose went berserk" Finn said as he was trying his best not fall Asleep from the sudden lecture and the fact his emotions tired him out today made it worse. Joseph continued.
"well this can naturally occur even when there is too much magic built up, and it will accidently leak. Therefore causing the Demon to become angry and annoyed at everything, it is kind of like a period for women, but in this case it's for a Demon. That's what caused her to get angry and almost killed you, there was too much for her emotions to handle.
"thanks joseph" Rose said trying to hold back her yawns.
"what are we going to name the little cutey" Alisha said her head only going over the top of the bed, to see the sleeping infant.
"I don't know?" Finn said, Rose and him never really thought up any names during the nine months of labour and even now his mind was blank to any good names.
"how about Alex" everyone darted their eyes at Rose, for a brief moment they all saw sadness in her eyes, then it was gone.
"I think Alex sounds sweet baby" Finn kissed Rose on the forehead again. They both smiled as a thought crossed both of their minds, there was a new soul in their lives.
"hey Rose guess what tomorrow is" Caroline leaned over the bed with a wicked grin on her face.
"what?" Rose instinctively shielded Alex. That was highly unexpected since it was Caroline talking to her.
"it's baby shower time!" they both grin while Alisha started laughing. Joseph placed a hand on Finn's shoulder.
"this Is goodbye to your normal life dude" he said, a smile on his face. Finn smiled back and look at his wife and child.
"I'm fine with that, I think this is better than my normal life anyway."
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Rose: I'm a mom, I'm a mom yay! *dancing around with Caroline*
Slake: thank god she is, only in the story I mean. Well what else can I say, if she had one here there would only one explanation for who's it is.
Joseph: *laughing* dude wouldn't that be that be a chapter, you! a father seriously * Cracks up again.*
Rose: we are still trying! *whacks joseph on the head with a cookie jar*.
Slake: hey what do you mean still trying! *knocks Slake out as well*
Caroline: shit you almost gave It that away Rose.
Rose: yeah that was close. How are you and joseph going does he know?.
Joseph: kn-know w-what *Caroline grabs the cookie jar of Rose and hits joseph again*
Caroline: nope he sure doesn't.
Rose: well readers that's the end of this chapter hope you enjoyed, oh and we totally didn't leave Slake's cousin out in the middle of nowhere with twenty-four hours left to live.
Caroline: yeah that would be too badass of us * looks at Rose, they both started laughing.
Rose: we totally did, anyway thanks for the reviews and make sure to keep them coming because I just love adding them to the cookie dough to make it sweater. Okay bye bye
Caroline: see ya