Hey~! So here I am, with a new book! So this is the fifty states of America, and if you want to be a state (or send a character discription) please PM me or comment/review! I already took Missouri and Alaska, so sorry D: but all the rest of the forty-eight are yours!
Missouri: Nisa doesn't own Hetalia, or America
Nisa: D;
I first noticed the strange girl following me after lunch. I pretended not to notice her (being the awesome hero me), but she was starting to get slightly annoying. I shoved the burger into my mouth and growled into the air. I quickly looked back, and saw a flash of brown hair. Who the hell was this girl? At the last minute I swerved, and headed towards Iggy's house. Maybe he could help me catch the strange stalker girl.
"Hey~! Old man, you home?" I called out into his large house. I heard a swear, and loud footsteps upstairs. I waited for him to hurry up and get downstairs (Pft, you know how old guys like to take their time~) I finally caught sight of his large bushy eyebrows and laughed out right.
"What do you want git?" he muttered angrily, and glared at me. I being totally awesome just ignored him.
"Yeah, um about that I need your help with something." and took a slurp out of my Pepsi. He rolled his eyes, and motioned for me to come to his office. Thank god it was in the middle of his large mansion. This way the girl couldn't hear them.
"So what's wrong?" he sighed, and sat down on his large plush chair. I sat down as well, and looked around nervously.
"I think I'm being stalked." I murmured, deadly serious. One of his large, bushy eyebrows rose at me, and he rubbed his head in thought.
"When did you start thinking this?" he said finally, and looked at me seriously. It almost made me laugh. Usually he would be bright red, or a frown, or a smirk.
"Well today, after lunch I started seeing a girl with brown hair following me." I shuddered, and looked at him anxiously.
"Well maybe she's a ghost." he smirked, the corners of his mouth starting to turn up. I shook my head, and glared at him.
"Not funny Iggy! What if she really is?" I cried, and grabbed my chair, looking around fearfully. Arthur let out a snort and laughed.
"You idiot. Ghosts aren't real. So this girl must have a crush on you, or thinks your someone she knows." he grinned, and I felt my breathe slowing.
"Well how do I get rid of her? Or at least confront her." I asked, and rubbed the back of my head.
"Well why not just ask her now?" Arthur said innocently, and pointed behind me. I whipped my head around, and saw the girl standing at the doorway. I head Iggy snicker behind me.
"Uhh... Hello...?" I asked, and looked at her more carefully. She had brown hair with bright vivid brown eyes. She narrowed those eyes, and glared at me, her hands in her hips.
"You idiot! I've been tracking you down all day!" my mouth was agape, and I racked my brain, wondering if I did know her.
"Umm... I'm sorry, but who are you...?" she glared at me harder, and let out an angry chime.
"MISSOURI!" she screeched, and stomped her foot.
"Ohhhhhhhhh~!" I smiled, and got up. She glared at me even more when I ruffled her hair. "What's wrong kiddo?" she slapped away my hand, and stood next to England.
"Why is everyone forgetting about me? I mean really, I have the flipping arch! The gateway to the west! Still, people completely ignore me! The even know Illinois better!" she ranted, and hit her fist on the deck. England looked at her, obviously amused.
"Uhhhh... Cause you're a small state...?" that was obviously not the correct thing to say. She got bright red and stormed up to me.
"YOU ASS-HAT! DIE I SAY! DIE!" and started hitting my chest. I just started laughing, and if someone walked by the room, they would forever be scarred.
And so, now Alfred is dead, lying at the edge of the arch.
"HA!" Missouri screeched, and left.
"HA! IM ETERNAL!" Alfred yelled after she left, and walked back to England's house.
- The end :3 -
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Iggy: Nisa doesn't own Hetalia, or that git America
Alfy: HEY~!