Me: I bet your wondering what F. U.N stands for huh?

Sakura: Just a little bit…WHAT IS IT

Ino: Ill tell you at the end of the chapter!

Sakura: But I wanna know now!!

Me: -grins evilly- Are you sure you wanna know?

Sakura: O.o

Me: that's what I thought!

Chapter 2– Sakura's Got Bank

Sakura and Tenten were again walking to Sakura's house. It was close, but the two lazy asses couldn't move faster than a snail, even if they were in a race car. So, they moved slow, taking twice as long as they could have. True, Sakura had a huge two story house, but she didn't think it was important.

Tenten ran ahead of her up to the shiny silver gate. "How do you open it?"

Sakura pulled out her keys and clicked the top button. BEEP BEEP! The gates opened and she walked inside again. "Its like a car, sorta, ish." Sakura walked through the rose bushes, up the cobble stone path, past the giant demon fountain, and to her front door. "You coming yet?"

Tenten stopped gaping at her for a minute, and ran to her friend again. "I still don't know how you can afford all this."

"I told you, having your dad as the top Demon mafia leader has it advantages…as long as you don't get caught." Sakura opened the door, showing off its lavish insides and the maids running around.

They formed a line in front of the stair case and bowed. "Welcome home, Sakura-sama."

"Fuck off." Sakura pushed past their line and up the stairs, turning right at the top. "HURRY UP TENTEN!!!"

"DUDE! You got a new bar?!" Tenten followed Sakura to her room. "We are so having a party this weekend! How bout Sunday?! No my mom would kill…Saturday is too obvious…Friday is the senior football gam-"

"TENTEN!!" Sakura was holding her bedroom door open, pointing inside. "Get your sexy little ass in here now!"

Tenten just shut up and walked into Sakura's room. It was…GASP…not pink! A red bed, two walls painted silver, the others red, and on her door was the Demon mafia sign, a gold snake wrapped around a rose, two horns coming from its head with the rose thorns cut into the snakes skin with running red blood flowing. "Sorry."

Sakura flopped on her king sized bed and curled in a ball. "What are we gonna do about that science report?"

Tenten took out her book and started writing. "I don't know…how bout, do it?"

"Well you're no fun!" Sakura hugged her Sun Devil's pillow and stared at the roof. And to ruin the moment, there was a knock on the door. "Come in!"

Sakura's mom, a women with hair like Sakura's, except Blonde, walked in the door, dodging a pillow flying her way. "Sakura-san? What would you like for dinner? Oh, hello Tenten-san."

"Yo." Tenten went back to work, ignoring the Angel at Sakura's door. "But, we'll have some type of meat right, Saki?"

Sakura grinned. "Preferably fresh meat…like…Angel meat."

Her mom ran from the room right after. Sakura and Tenten burst out laughing. They loved scaring Angels senseless. No matter who it was. Sakura stopped her giggling and went to pick up her pillow again. "How bout we pay Shikamaru to do the science thing again?" Sakura pushed a button on her wall, and a panel opened, showing a lot of brightly colored buttons flashing around.

Tenten sighed and watched Sakura intently. "He would do it. But first that guy needs a girlfriend…wait what are you doing?"

Sakura punched in a seven digit code and another large panel filled out near Tenten, revealing a mini bar. "Let's just get him to do it. And get me a Corona and shut up."

"Got it." Tenten reached over the counter and pulled out a chilled beer bottle. She tossed it to Sakura, who caught it skillfully, popping open the top at the same time.

Sakura took a long drink and sighed happily. "So what you talking about? A party?"

Tenten grinned and got a shiny new bottle of her own. "Next weekend. Saturday night. Here! You got a new mini bar and I know you keep that thing stocked. Your entire down stairs is one dance floor and all the doors upstairs have locks to keep horny teens out! It's perfect!"

Sakura just nodded. "Yea it is…let's do it!"

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The next day everything was the same. But one little thing was different. News that Sakura was single spread fast, and…

Sakura opened her locker, only to be crushed by thousands of pink papers. "Dammit…" Sakura picked them all up, and threw them away in the nearest trach can. Only disappointing the guys that had stuffed all of their confessions in her locker. "People! I became single yesterday! I'm not going out with any of your losers!"

Voices from both Angels and Demon came out in awwwwww's, and Sakura just glared at the school. It shut up. Except for Tenten, who once again tackled her in a hug. "Hey Saki, what's up?"

Sakura stood up, with Tenten still clinging to her waist. "Can't you do one period without nearly killing me?"

Tenten let her go when the bell rang and watched the people go. " Now that everyone's gone…how many did you get?"

"A few dozen."

"HA that's got to suck! How many people do you think?"

"The freshman, sophomores, and a few junior and seniors."

"I am so glad I'm not you. So how that Itachi hunt coming?"

"Whatever." Sakura slammed her lock door shut and they both walked to class separating ways until lunch.

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Sakura took her usual place, in the front of the lunch line, glaring at anyone who even thought to protest. When she sat at the table, everything was different. Tenten was twitching, Kiba was turning around every few minutes, and Sasuke was glaring at her. Ok the Sasuke thing is normal…but…whatever!

Sakura got really tired of it really fast. "Alright Tenten, what's up now?" she asked with an annoyed expression.

Tenten gave her a worried look and motioned over her shoulder. No surprise, Hinata the Angel, was staring at their table like her life depended on it. "Oh my god, she keeps staring at me! All I did was kiss her! It can't be that bad! I'm not a bad kisser right?!"

Sakura just smirked. "I don't think it was bad…I think it was her first kiss. And you know a kiss from a Demon can be addictive. No matter who gets it."

Everyone at the table spit out whatever they had in their mouths. "WHAT?!" they all screech. Especially Neji, who was now still.

Tenten dropped her drink and pure fear crossed her face. "B-But after they get their first kiss…Angels are clingy! My kiss is probably like a drug to her!"

Neji rubbed his forehead in frustration. His father was a Demon born into an Angel family, while his dads twin was born as an Angel. No ones really knew why, but the word 'affair' and 'divorce' came up every so often. He was born Demon, while his cousin was born Angel. He sighed again. "Of course it was her first kiss! She's a freshman and she's a total sputter!"

Tenten threw her cookie at him and glared evilly. "Well sorry if I didn't know, Mr. I-know-everything-about-everyone! I saw her and did it, NOT MY FAULT!!"

Sakura shook her head at them and turned her attention else where. She nudged the sleeping Nara awake and got his attention. "Hey Shika, how bout you write me and Tenten's science report? Hm?"

Shikamaru sighed and slumped his shoulders lower than they already were. "Alright, but it'll cost you." he said, rubbing his fingers together to show he wanted cash.

Sakura pulled out a 100 dollar bill from her back pocket and slid it to him over the table top. "Taken care of. And make it for the next week, we want an A."

Shikamaru held the bill up to the light and nodded. "Plus or minus? And what's it about?"

"About the Volcanoes and Papua New Guinea. There's a lot…like over 30 in a few miles radius." (I had to do this and make a power point…science suuuuuucks)

"Joy…alright I'll have it by Thursday."

"Great."

"-and that's why dogs are gods." Kiba finished his long rant. He flashed a suave, toothy grin at everyone, only making them sweat drop.

"Annnnnyway!" Naruto piped up and sat up on the table. "Did you guys hear we're getting a new student in next week?" he stated, as enthusiastically as ever.

Sakura turned away from them. New kids were stupid, probably just some idiot stalker again…instead she found a nice piece if cake to look at on the other side of the room.

Sasuke just scoffed and took a spoonful of his ice cream. "Demon?" he asked, the spoon hanging out of his mouth.

"No one knows." Naruto said with a grin.

Sasuke raised his eye brows and asked, "What do you mean no one knows? Angel or Demon?!"

Naruto gave him a toothy grin and spun off the edge of the table and stood up taller than them all. "I mean, people are saying she's a Demon, AND an Angel! I think she's a halfy!"

Sakura's eyes widened slightly. "You mean, a half Demon…half Angel?" she asked. Another one? Like her?

Kiba grinned at her and Akamaru popped out from his jacket. "Well duh, those things suck! I hate them more than anything!" he said, smirking..

Sakura laughed nervously. "Yea…so do I…"

"Well anyway…" Naruto began one of his never ending storied again. "Last week when I was in the principles office for putting those cherry bombs in the teacher lounge bathroom-"

"Good job, dope." Sasuke gave him a high five and Naruto continued.

"Well, when she was lecturing me I saw the new kids file! A total hottie with a body. I mean she had everything! A tight ass and a h-"

Sakura slammed her fist on the table, shutting them up along with half the room. "Get along with it bastard!"

Naruto gulped and took a step back. "I saw her past records and I guess she has had a hard time finding a good school because she has move to three different schools this year! So now she's here…and she…can someone make Sakura glaring at me…?"

Sakura calmed down a bit and blew bubbles into her coke. "Go on…what does she look like?"

Tenten smirked lightly. "Finally starting to take an interest in girls I see."

All the guys chuckled lightly and Sakura glared at the ground. "Just get on with it!"

Naruto punched her lightly on her arm to show he was only kidding. "Come on, she's nothing to worry about! She had blonde hair, almost white skin, baby blue eyes, and was kind of tall. Nothing big." he said in a calmer tone, trying to calm his friend.

Sakura's eyes widened for a bit, than went back to normal. "I got to go." She quickly got up, threw her food away and ran from her table before any of her friends could do anything about it. Tenten tried to grab her before she went speeding off, but missed her shirt, if only by an inch, and fell flat on her face.

Making her friends laugh.

And giving a certain younger female Hyuuga a nice view up her skirt.

Followed by a long nose bleed and a bright red stuttering face.

Sakura quickly ran to her locker and searched frantically. She threw her books and bag out across the hall, trying desperately to find what she wanted. She found it… her Spanish notebook. She opened it and flipped through page after page of doodles until she found the one she was looking for. "Got cha you little devil…angel…" She tore the page from its bindings and sped off in the direction of the principles office.

Sakura got to the office, and seeing as the office attendants were at lunch, she slowly looked into the other room that was the vice principles office.

The vice principle, Shizune, a Demon, was sitting at her desk, but was facing away from Sakura and out the window that was directly behind her desk. Sakura mentally thanked the window and got on all fours with the paper shoved deep into her pocket.

She crawled across the room, hoping to the Devil that Shizune wouldn't turn around. She was half way there when Shizune's phone rang. Sakura pushed herself against her desk and mentally sighed, 'So close…' she thought.

Shizune turned around and picked up the phone, holding it to her ear. "Hello?"

Sakura could hear everything.

"Yes we have your package outside."

"Package? What package?"

"It says…An endless supply of sake."

"TSUNADE!"

"I'm sorry, what?"

"The principle of this school. She may be an Angel but she has a horrible drinking problem and is often drunk of the job, which is why her punishments are so severe. Listen, I don't want her to get her hands on that thing, to can you take it back?"

"No can do ma'am! This package has to be delivered or I'll lose this job! I'm leaving it he'r at yur door step, and if you ain't gonna get it, them students will see it and know what's up in this here school. So get it or loose yur job ma'am."

"Thanks for your help, you bastard!" Shizune slammed the phone on the receiver and left her office in a rush. Luckily, she didn't see Sakura at all.

Sakura smirked and got up, walking over to the Principles office. She opened the door only by an inch, and looked inside. Tsunade was passed out on her desk, surrounded by stacks of paper work and empty sake bottles. Sakura smirked even further and went into the office and over to the file cabinet.

She opened the middle one and quickly pulled out the file titled 'Transfer Students'. And the picture of a blonde with blue eyes was right in front.

Sakura grabbed it and slammed it onto the floor, wide open. She fished out her doodle and placed them beside each other. "P-Perfect match…I've been drawing an Angel I've never even met before…WHAT THE HELL?! AN ANGEL?!?!??!?!?!??! This is SO screwed up!"

"Huh what?" Tsunade stirred in her drunken sleep, but quickly went back to her snoring, leaving Sakura to self loath on her floor.

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"Hey, Sakura-chan!!!" Naruto came running up to her in the classroom before the bell rang. "Where did you go at lunch? Tenten and Me were looking every where for you. Than Neji said he saw you coming out of the office! Did you get a detention cause of some Angel again?"

Sakura growled slightly at him . "No Naruto…I'm just not having a very good day so far."

Naruto scratched the back of his head with a confused face and asked, "Is it about that new girl?"

"……………No?"

"Sakura-chan!"

"…………..Maybe?"

Glare.

"OK FINE IT IS!!!!" Naruto grinned in victory, but before he could ask another question, Tenten ran up to them and slapped Sakura across the face, earning only a pout from the half Demon girl. "Where were you?! I was worried to death!" she yelled in her face, throwing her arms up for extra drama.

Sakura continued to pout and looked up and the two friends that were now towering over her while she sad quietly in her desk at the back f the room. "Naruto, I need to talk to Tenten." she said, motioning to the door.

"OK."

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"Alone?"

"OH RIGHT!" Naruto grinned sheepishly and scratched his head again. "Well I better go to my class, so I guess I'll see you two later than?! Bye." Naruto waved to them and ran out the door, his idiotic grin plastered across his face.

Tenten turned and slammed her fists on the desk, and for once Sakura was happy it was just them two in the room. "Where. Were. You?"

Sakura tried to grin, but failed and it showed her nervousness in an awkward smirk/smile/grin. "I was…I was you know…out?

"OH no, none of that!" Ten glared at her and leaned down toward the girl. "I want to where you were, what you were doing, and why! Right now!"

"Right now?"

"NOW!" Sakura glanced around and saw that a some people were watching the small fight from the door way. Tenten and Sakura fighting was normal, but them fighting with each other almost never happened. So it was diffidently a sight to see, no matter what you were. "Tenten…look I can't say why now. But I will tell you, I will. Sleep over at my house again tonight and I'll tell you everything you want to know. Okay?"

Tenten looked skeptical, but knew they were making a scene, so she nodded, but continued to glare at her friend. "Fine, but I want the truth tonight. The whole truth. And noting but the tru-"

"Since when was this court?"

After a few moments of staring, both girls started giggling and only a few short minutes later students flooded into the room and class began. A.P Calculus. Oh Happy Days are Here~!

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Tenten was now standing outside of the school waiting for Sakura to show. 'Damn girl always takes so long to get ready after P.E class…' she thought, kicking a rock into a bush. "Ow." The bush rustled and the Hyuuga girl fell out, landing flat on her face with her arms and legs heading straight out.

Tenten chuckled and stood over the poor, smaller girl. "You really are an idiot, aren't you, Angel?" The Hyuuga girl squeaked and crawled backwards, away from the frightening Demon standing over her. "What do you want?"

Hinata gulped hand, and sat on her knees, bowing to Tenten. "I-I just…wanted…t-to talk!!" Hinata blushed brightly and looked down at her hands, which just so happened to be clutching her pants as if they were her last string holding her to that world.

Tenten glared down at her and crossed her arms over her chest. "Why do you want to talk?"

Hinata looked up at her again, this time without the blush. "You said t-that if I e-ever walked t-to ta-talk…t-than to look f-for you…"

Tenten sighed. "Get up." Hinata eagerly obeyed her command. She stood up but kept her head low, looking at the ground. "Now, what did you want to talk about?"

Hinata blushed harder and looked up at Tenten with pleading eyes. "Why did you kiss me?"

'No stutter…' Tenten thought. Obviously this girl wanted the truth, and Tenten could see it in her eyes. Want. Hope. and…clinginess… Tenten shuddered and thought of a quick way to mess with this girl even more. A wicked grin spread across her face, scary Hinata to looking at the ground again. "You really want to know?"

"YES!" Tenten made her grin disappear, making her looks calm and loving. It really was a sight to see and it had never happened before.

Hinata visibly relaxed. But it all ended when Tenten was now standing right in front of her, smirking. "Tenten…sama?"

"Shh…" Tenten placed a finger on the Hyuuga's lips and wrapped her other arm around the girls waist. Hinata's breath hitched in her throat as she stared into Tenten's hypnotizing eyes. "Wanna know why I kissed you?"

Hinata nodded slowly. "Yes."

Tenten grinned and pulled her girl flush against her. "You sure?"

Than

The unexpected happened.

Hinata, who was just a little dizzy from the teasing and blood rush to her face, quickly leaned forward and smashed her lips against the wide eyed Tenten's. But before Tenten could react, she pushed herself away and ran away and into the parking lot.

Tenten turned over the school corner and saw the last glance of Neji's black Mustang pealing out of the parking lot with a certain Angel in the back seat. "Bitch." She said, wiping her mouth and spitting on the ground.

"Tenten, ready to go?"

Sakura was standing on the top of the stairs, just leaning against the rail right above her.

Shit

She saw

"Tenten, are you okay? You look a little…flushed. Frustrated? No I got it, embarrassed?" Sakura had walked down the steps and was now standing in front of Tenten, still smirking with the merriment of a child playing in her eyes.

Tenten wiped her mouth one last time and glared at her friend. "If you tell anyone, I will not hesitate to burn down your house and tell everyone what really happened that one drunken night with Naruto."

Tenten smirked when she was Sakura stiffen, her smirk wiped clean off her face. "L-Let's go already."

Both turned and started walking away towards Sakura's house once again.

Tenten, with her thoughts on the younger Hyuuga and the sandy blonde, Temari, that had caused her trouble.

And Sakura, with her thoughts on the mysterious blonde that kept popping into her life at the worst times.

Me: HEY HEY PEEPS!

Sakura: Alright…what does it stand for?

Tenten: Fuck

Me: the Unintelligent

Ino: Squirrels.

Me: SEE! F.U.N it makes sense!

Sakura: …….THAT DOESN'T SPELL FUN!!

Me: And that's how no ones been able to figure anything out!

Sakura: -face palms- You truly are an idiot!

Me: =3 And I have nothing against squirrels! I love them…and they hate me for some reason

Squirrels: ITS SUKI!!!! GET HER!!!!

Me: O.o