Noah's Ark
Suddenly, the firmaments began to fly away!
God jumped on the firmament and so did Jesus and left dust that used to be Adam and Eve on the ground!
Suddenly, the dust made an evolution and turned to humans!
Then, the Firmament went back down and God and Jesus getting off.
"Oh no!" say God, "The dust has turned to humans!"
"We will creation of a flood!" say Jesus.
Suddenly, a rain clouds begin to form.
Noah was looking at a weather forcast.
"This weather shall be much of Rainings!" said Noah.
Suddenly, Noah touched a tree and it turned to a boat.
"Oh dear," say Noahs wife, "What is this you building?"
"I have creation a boat!" say Noah, "I check the weather, and there shall be a flood. Now we need too of every aniaml!"
Suddenly, animals started rushing onto the boat.
Noah and his wife sat on the boat.
On the boat, Noah saw a map.
"This map has directions to a treasure!" says Noah, "Well, we can kill one bird with two stones, musn't we?"
God looked down, and saw Noah being greedy with a map.
The rain waters to pour, but Noah was only intent on finding of treasure!
"You have intention to find treasure!" yellowed God, "You are being greedy!"
So then God made a lightning bolt and Noah's ark sinkt and all the animals died.
"You didn't think that through!" yell Jesus, "Now there be no animals!"
God sighed, his plan made a failings again!