(This will only really work if you've seen deathnote or at least the first episode) This is my least favourite but it was for my mate as i explain at the end, sorry about the ending people, i know it's rubbish.

Kisshu watched through the binoculars Ichigo undressing in her room from a house roof opposite her house.

"Nice..." he murmured smiling slyly as he watched.

Suddenly however Ichigo came to the window and shut the curtains blocking his view.

"Damn." Kisshu said putting the binoculars away; "Now what am I supposed to do?" he asked lying on the roof.

Closing his eyes he enjoyed the light breeze however his peace was interrupted when something suddenly landed on his head.

"Ouch!" he shouted sitting up and sending the thing on his face flying forward.

"What the fuck!" he shouted looking around, "Huh?" he asked looking at what seemed as a book some way off.

Picking it up he looked at the cover, "Death Note?" he asked. Looking up he wondered where it had come from.

-X-

Meanwhile in the world of death gods...

"It seems I've dropped my deathnote once more..." Ryuk murmured under his breathe so no one could hear, smiling he wondered what mortal would come across it this time.

"I guess I'll have to wait and see..." he whispered.

-X-

Kisshu looked at the deathnote, it seemed like any ordinary book but what was written on the back was strange... "Maybe Pai will know what it really is..." he murmured teleporting away.

"Pai!?" he shouted walking along the spaceship, "Pai!!"

"What's with all the shouting Kish?"

Kisshu turned to see Taruto, "I found this strange book and wanna ask him something. You seen him?"

Taruto scratched his head, "Last I seen him he was in the control room."

"Kay." Kisshu replied.

As he entered he saw Pai typing away, "Pai I got something for you!"

Pai turned, "What is it? Not another porn magazine..."

"Nope, something called a Death Note or something." Kisshu replied showing it.

Pai took it and looked at it, reading what it said on the back, "It's just a silly prank obviously..."

Kisshu sighed and looked at the back and read what is said again...

DEATH NOTE

How To Use It

-The human whose name is written in this note shall die.

-This note will not take effect unless the writer has the person's face in their mind when they write his/her name. Therefore, people sharing the same name will not be affected.

-If the cause of death is written within 40 seconds of writing the person's name, it will happen as it is written. If the cause of death is not specified, by default the person will die of a heart attack. Should a cause of death be specified, a further 6 minutes and 40 seconds are granted to write any further details.

"Hmmm... even if it a prank I think I'll try it out anyway." Kisshu said smiling.

"Do what you wish." Pai replied.

"So that's what it is?"

Kisshu turned to see Taruto coming in.

"Yup now let's see who should I write... I know Aoyama Masaya. Hehe..." Kisshu said smirking.

"But if it does happen won't Mew Ichigo kill you then?" Taruto asked.

"Not unless she has this book." Kisshu replied.

"Go on then..." Taruto said.

Taruto and Pai watched as Kisshu glanced at the clock which said 3.05 and the date and then wrote his name and then continued to write more details...

Aoyama Masaya – Died at 3.10 on Friday 13th March on Leyland Street by being crushed by several tanks which fell from the sky and landed on him. The tanks later flew away and the squished Masaya then died slowly as his blood seeped away from him and—

(For you kiddies out there I don't think I'll include what more Kisshu wrote as in this part he kinda went into a crazy state being very specific what happened and including a lot of gory details... And yes, I'm still insisting tanks fly! )

"Done!" Kisshu cried putting his pen away, "Huh guys what's wrong?"

Taruto and Pai who had been reading what he'd wrote were now very pale and wobbling.

"Well I'm going to see if it took effect, you coming?" Kisshu asked.

"O...okay..." Taruto replied.

The three alien's teleported to Leyland street at 3.09 and watched as Masaya walked down the street whistling.

Kisshu rubbed his palms together and grinned, as soon as the clock struck 3.10 just as Kisshu had written tanks came out of nowhere from the sky and landed on the unfortunate boy... Some seconds later the tanks flew back up leaving the dying Masaya...

"Yeahhhh!" Kisshu cried, "Time to party!" he shouted pulling a party popper.

"Oh... my... god." Taruto gasped.

"It actually does it..." Pai said staring in shock, a moment later he came back to reality and grabbed the note book and began scribbling away.

"Eh?" Kisshu and Taruto asked looking over his shoulder at what he was writing.

Pai checked his watch as the three aliens hovered over the café Mew Mew and the one known as Shirogane Ryou walked out. It was currently 3.19 and in just one minute Ryou would die...

Pai smiled as he looked at what he had wrote, once Ryou was out of the way there would be no threat to him getting Lettuce.

Shirogane Ryou – Died at 3.20 on Friday 13th March outside of Café Mew Mew by being attacked by several cats and clawed, scratched and bitten to death.

"It's 3.20." Kisshu stated.

Pai waited with anticipation as Ryou walked along then just as he'd hoped... the air was filled with 'meows' as what looked like fifty cats ran suddenly onto the field.

"What the hell!" Ryou shouted running.

The cats chased him and suddenly Ryou tripped over a stone, looking back he screamed as the cats pounced on him.

"Hehehehe..." Pai chuckled.

"He's scary..." Taruto murmured.

"I'm scared..." Kisshu whimpered.

"Me next!" Taruto cried thinking of Pudding.

Throughout the day the three aliens accomplished in killing Masaya, Ryou and Pudding's supposedly fiancée whose name I cannot remember.

-X-

Returning to the spaceship they sat on the sofa.

"Now Ichigo is mine at last!" Kisshu cried smiling.

"What an enjoyable day." Taruto cried.

Suddenly the alarm went off.

"What the fuck!" Kisshu cried.

"There's an intruder..." Pai said.

Just as the three turned however they stared in confusion at the three mews who they all loved standing there.

"How did you all get in here!?" Taruto cried.

The girls had their heads down so their hair covered their faces however the aliens retreated as an evil aura surrounded the three girls.

"We used your way of course... teleportation." Ichigo replied in a deep eerie voice which made the three aliens get goosebumps.

"F...from who?" Taruto asked.

Me of course! I think you'll find guys that I "borrowed" your teleportation devices and handed them to the girls who said they needed them. It was either that or they'd kill me... :S

"It doesn't matter..." Lettuce replied in the same dark and scary voice.

Pai gulped, "What are you all doing here?"

The three girls looked up to reveal their faces which made the aliens practically die on the inside. The girls had their eyebrows shaped like a 'v' and they looked so angry their eyes were practically red. A scary aura surrounded them all like fire and as they brought their hands from behind their back they each revealed a weapon in their hand.

Ichigo was holding a long kitchen knife in her right hand and was gripping the handle tight, Lettuce had hold of a chain and ball, (basically Lettuce holds a handle and coming from the handle is a chain and on the end of the chain is a ball with spikes coming from it in all directions ). And finally Pudding was holding an axe.

"What the fuck is with those!" Kisshu shouted.

"We know it was you who killed them!" Pudding said in the eerie voice, "Taru-Taru, I thought you were above that..."

"But... but... you've got it all wrong! It was their fault!" he shouted pointing to the Pai and Kisshu.

"Hey you runt!" Kisshu shouted, "How did you discover it was us anyway..." he asked in a nervous voice as by now he was practically shaking at the look of Ichigo.

"We asked the author..." Lettuce replied. (A.k.a me! I have quite a roll in this story... Yeaahhhhh!)

"Oh... right... would it make you feel any better if I said I was thinking of you when I killed Masaya..." Kisshu murmured.

"Yeah would it?" Pai asked.

"No." all three mews replied at the same time.

"Enough talk..." Ichigo murmured, "Let's get this over with..."

The aliens gulped as the mews drew closer.

"Damn why can't I teleport!" Kisshu shouted.

"Me neither!" Taruto cried.

"Same." Pai added.

(Hello! Guys remember that I "borrowed" your teleporters and handed them to the mews... Sorry about that. )

"AGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!"

"How did it come to this?" Kisshu asked hanging from the tip of a tower in Tokyo by his underwear. His hands and legs were bound and he a lot of cuts from the knife. Not to mention every time a blow of wind came he felt it a lot...

Pai sighed as he lay in the coffin three feet under the ground, "Next time I ignore whatever he says..." he murmured.

"Aw why did I have to write in it!" Taruto cried clinging to the buoyant in the middle of the rough ocean. He couldn't swim and he couldn't teleport... "Helllpppppp!"

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This was originally a request from one of my friends so I combined two of his favourite anime's together. He loved it lol. Sorry for those of you who hate what happened, I didn't want Kish or any of the aliens to die so I just ended it like that. I don't really like this sotry to be honest but i wanted to put it on anyway... If it was up to me the aliens and mews would have then married but my friend like's reailty lol.