Notes:
The songs/lyrics destroyed in this fic are...
Flyin' the Bat Plane is sure to make the news on time.
"Life in the fast lane/surely make you lose your mind" (The Eagles)
'Cause I'm eating lots of snails off the window pane.
"'Cause I'm going off the rails on the crazy train" (Ozzy Osbourne)
And my tires are seldom clean.
"And my ties are severed clean" (Metallica)
It's a half-assed Ford and I'm shaving years.
"It's a half-past-four and I'm shifting gears" (Golden Earring)
Dirty things done with sheep.
"Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap" (AC/DC)
Guitar Bob is my Rock and Roll fantasy.
"It's all part of my rock and roll fantasy" (Bad Company)
I want a piece of bacon.
"I wanna be sedated" (The Ramones)
Herb broke the salt shaker. I've even sold a few.
"Heart breaker, soul shaker, I've been told about you" (Nazareth)
Stove's getting hotter, fire in the pie.
"Smoke on the water/fire in the sky" (Deep Purple)
No one knows what it's like to be the Batman, to be the Batman behind blue tights...
But ice creams, they are walnut-ty. And my costume's ceased to be.
"No one knows what it's like to be the bad man, to be the sad man behind blue eyes...
But my dreams, they aren't as empty as my conscience seems to be" (The Who)