Warning: NC-17, voyeurism and possible character death (not Jacob or Edward)
Gravity fails
Bella falls.
Jake can't believe that she'd dive off the cliff. Immediately he jumps after her. Going down, the feeling of weightlessness in those scant seconds before he hits the water - that's nothing new to him. He's felt it before when he jumped with Quill and Embry.
There was another time he felt as if he was free falling, a moment his mind desperately tries to evade for it changed everything. It remade his world. It's the reason Bella despairs.
As his body hits the water, Jake closes his eyes for a second. The hard impact of the ocean means nothing to him but he frets about Bella. In a corner of his mind he recalls his imprint's words about staying with the Denali coven, but the thought eludes him as he swims downward, intent on catching her.
A corner of his traitorous mind thinks it might be better if he just let Bella stay down there. It would be kinder for her, in the end.
Nevertheless, Jake grabs her hand and pulls Bella upward, to the surface of the roiling sea.
As he swims ashore tugging her lithe body, he recalls the moment when Edward left Forks. How the vampire confessed to him he couldn't deal with the stress, the constant lies he had to make up so Bella wouldn't freak.
When he reaches the beach, holding Bella's inert body on his arms, Jake recalls when gravity failed him. The moment the pull of the earth vanished as he imprinted on the vampire.
Jake concentrates on bringing her back to life. She coughs and lays a pale hand on his arm, muttering, "You should have let me stay there a while longer, Jacob!"
Jake answers, trying for levity, "Sure, so you could talk with the fish?"
Because what can he do, when gravity fails?
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Wrench
The nut on the carburetor was stuck. I needed to replace the damned gasket but however much I tried, the nut wouldn't yield.
I shook my head as sweatdrops slid down my forehead. Sure, I could use my shifter's strength, but last time I did the wrench slid from my grasp, damaging the brake hose. Money was too tight to spend it buying hose.
"I could buy you pantyhose." Edward's smooth voice startled me.
I jumped and hit my head on the hood, dropping the wrench.
Rubbing my achy head, I turned to glare at the leech. "How many times have I told you not to startle me?"
Edward smirked, making me want to wipe it off his face by hitting him, or a kiss.
"Sorry, Jake. I thought you said your wolf senses were superior to mine and therefore I couldn't sneak up on you?"
God, I wanted so to wipe that sneer off his face!
"Hard to sense your awful smell when I've got my nose next to this." I lifted the cleaning rag I'd been using to clean my Rabbit.
Before my vampire could answer, I grabbed his face with my hands, leaving oily smudges on those pale cheeks.
"What the hell, Jake?"
I didn't answer; instead I licked the greasy stain that marred the corner of his perfect lips. Edward moaned.
Pointing to the open door of the Rabbit, I wiggled my eyebrows. "Wanna have car sex?"
My leech growled as I manhandled him towards the backseat. The smirk had finally disappeared from Edward's handsome face.
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Shark Week
"God, I'm tired of watching this!" Edward tried to wrest the remote control from Emmett's huge paw as the screen showed a giant jaw.
'Though as big as a whale, these sharks…' The narrator's voice was drowned out by the brothers shouting angrily at each other while Jake laughed. "Man, you two are so funny!"
Edward glared at his lover. "I'm tired of you and Emmett sitting here all day long, watching that silly show." He motioned towards the plasma screen.
Emmett nudged Jake's elbow. "My little brother needs some loving, Jacob. He doesn't like sea predators like we do."
Edward licked his lips, watching Jake's washboard abs rippling in the reflected light from the screen as his boyfriend sat up.
"I've got an idea for a poem!" Jake grinned wolfishly and began reciting.
'I met a guy at sea
he liked Shark Week,
though he was a prick
I loved to suck his dick.'
Emmett laughed uproariously, "That was awful, Jake. Even I can do better."
Jacob pouted, crossing his arms and flexing his biceps as Edward shifted his legs, trying to relieve the sudden pressure in his crotch.
Before Jake knew what hit him, Edward picked him up bridal style, running to the bedroom with vampire speed.
Emmet cried after them, "If you two ever want to include me in a threesome, just say so!"
oOoOo
Edward bounced up and down on his lover's thick cock with inhuman speed. His prick slapping against his pale abs was the only sound in the room; Jake frowned and thrust his hips upward, burrowing into the vampire's cold channel.
Suddenly the door was thrown open and Alice ran into the room. She shrieked and covered her face when she saw the two men making love.
"What the hell, pixie?" roared Jake. "Talk about a cock blocker!"
Alice yelled, "Bella jumped the shark… I mean the cliff!"
Edward disengaged his body from Jacob, his prick deflating rapidly when he read his sister's mind.
Jacob put his arm around his head, not bothering to cover his slick cock from Alice's darting glances. "What do you mean?"
After the vampire dressed, he threw Jacob's cut off jeans on the bed. "Alice saw Bella jumping from the cliff, again."
Jake put on his clothes. "Hurry, we have to save her from drowning!"
As they rushed downstairs, Edward finished explaining. "Jake, do you remember the news about a great white shark around Puget Sound?"
"Sure."
"Alice saw the shark attack Bella!"
But even Alice driving her Porsche Turbo at top speed was too slow to evade fate. When the three arrived at the beach, they heard a lonely scream carried by the wind.
A giant fin slowly disappeared beneath the raging sea.
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AN: Here's the deal. I've put up a poll on my livejournal. The drabble that wins I'll expand into a short story around 3,000 ~ 6,000 words. If you are unable to vote, leave a comment there. The poll will remain open until the New Moon of August 2011 or August 29, 10:00 EST, whichever occurs first ;)