Previously:
He's sprawled all over her; his weight must be crushing her. He gets onto his elbows and knees and crouches over her. She looks up at him and smiles radiantly at him, good god she was more beautiful up close.
"Hello" he manages to get out.
"Hello" she replies.
And then to his shock she reaches out and grabs hold of his head and pulls him down for a kiss.
At first he was unresponsive; a complete (though absolutely beautiful) stranger just pulled his head down and kissed him. but she nipped his bottom lip harshly and he opened up for her intrusive tongue, kissing back just as fiercely as she was, his hands were scrunching the bottom of her top, sliding it up, touching her skin…
And then Donna coughed loudly "well excuse me!" she said just as loudly.
He tore himself away from the woman and scrambled up onto his feet "D-D-Donna" he stammered "I can explain, she was going to be run over by a car that was obviously breaking the law with it's speeding and I was just…erm…checking her over for sprains, you can't have her walking away with a sprained ankle or something, it'll only get injured even more and she may loose a foot or something!"
Donna rolled her eyes "you know Space-Boy a simple 'Donna this is my girlfriend' would do very nicely than your usual babbled terrible lies" she then held her hand out to the blonde woman ignoring John's splutters "Donna Noble, this plonker over there's sister"
The blonde immediately turned to John "but you said they're all dead!" she exclaimed "did you find her after you lost me? You must be so happy to not be alone anymore"
It hit Donna instantly what this woman was talking about, she froze…this wasn't in the instructions, he never said what to do if old companions come crashing back into his life when he was human…mostly because Jack and Martha were in on it.
"What?" John blinked "I'm sorry who are you? Because I honestly think you think I'm someone else because I never seen you in my life before and you kissed me! And you seem to think I'm an orphan or something…well I am but I'm not alone I have my twin sister here, non identical obviously-"
"JOHN SHUT UP!" Donna shouted getting frustrated. "Having you babble constantly is not helping the poor girl, she's obviously suffered trauma and she might have knocked her head a bit. Now get lost back to work and I'll sort her out"
"Oh…all right, I'll see you later then. Shall I pick up some Chinese or do you want Thai? Or maybe pizza or chips! I love chips for some reason; they're just so light, fluffy and yummy-"
"Enough with the chips and GO!" Donna snapped glaring at him.
"All right, all right!" John said, he pulled out a card and handed it over to the blonde "my number if you need medical attention. It was nice…meeting you…I guess"
He took one frightened glance at Donna before practically running off. Donna then turned to the blonde who was still sitting on the floor and gave her a sympathetic smile as she helped her up.
"I'm in the wrong world aren't I?" the blonde blurted out "all this time, all this research and the risk I took to jump through the rift and I ended up in the world where the Doctor is a human with a twin. It's strange because this looks so much like my world but then again so did the world I was living before minus the zeppelins, blue traffic lights and the fact my Dad was alive but that's besides the point, what the hell am I going to do?"
Donna could see that the woman was getting hysterical so she did what she did best…slap her. However she didn't expect a slap in return, a slap which was painful and stun.
"What the hell?" she shouted "you were hysterical! And you sounded like him! It's first aid damnit! And god that hurts"
"Famous Tyler slap, it's genetic just ask the Doctor" the blonde – Tyler? – said smugly.
"You know the Doctor?" Donna asked suspiciously, this might not be a companion but part of the Family, though why the hell the Family would even think of snogging the Doctor she doesn't know and she can't knock out an alien on her own (she was banned from using guns by Jack after she accidentally shot him instead of the bad guy) and she wished that Jack would show up.
"Of course I know the Doctor!" 'Tyler' said looking annoyed "I was his companion"
Before Donna could question this fact, the screeching sound of the Torchwood SUV could be heard and she could hear Jack's shout.
"There you are Donna! I thought something happened when you wouldn't answer your phone, some rift activity was detected here and…"
Jack trailed off, Donna turned to see what caught his attention to only see him staring at the blonde woman who was staring at him in the same shocked expression
"You're alive"
"You're here"
The pair of them said in unison. Donna was now confused and annoyed. She didn't know what was happening and she hates being left out the loop.
The blonde flung herself into Jack's arms. "Oh Jack" she sighed "I'm in the right world again aren't I?"
Donna watched enviously as Jack buried his nose into the blonde's hair (not that she was jealous or anything, she just wants to know what's going on and it's not fair that Jack already knows) "oh Rosie I missed you so much"
Donna let out a cough "can someone please tell me what's going on?" she demanded.