RtO: Waves hand magically Here it is chapter 2 of Falling Awake
Sora: Hmm no reviews last time… we'll see about that… Maniac laughter Grabs 'chainsaw' and swings it wildly
RtO: Umm… dude that's a leaf blower…
Sora: Shit! Any who RtO DUN OWN SHIT! Now enjoy.
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"Dude Tidus, ha ha ha, oh my god, wake up." Riku said trying to wake his poor soda high knocked out friend, without laughing. That obviously didn't work. So Roxas tried,
"Tidus man, wake up there's a bunch of hot freshman collage girls with their shirts off." Still Tidus didn't wake up. 'What the hell…' Roxas thought, 'That surely wake him up even when he's smashed.' Roxas laughed at his thought.
"Hayner, you try." Riku insisted frustrated that Tidus wouldn't wake up.
Hayner seemed uneasy, "I dunno he might not like it."
"Just do it! For Christ's sake." Riku snapped.
"Okay, okay jeeze." Hayner muttered. Hayner did all he could think of… he kicked Tidus in the nuts. Tidus woke up so fast; you'd even think that a friggin Ferrari was slow.
"Ow! What the fuck!" He screamed. Roxas and Hayner laughed so hard they thought their insides would fall out.
Tidus pouted, "Now where are those collage girls you mentioned Roxas?"
"Um… whoops?" Roxas shrugged and smile innocently. Tidus narrowed his eyes.
"You mother fu-" Riku cut in.
"And look at the time… shouldn't we be getting to class?" Hayner nodded.
"Yeah, we don't want another late mark, our grades don't go well with that." Roxas laughed.
"And we probably won't have a good excuse for this one and Tidus' suck horribly." Riku and Hayner agreed.
"Yeah last time we had detention for weeks." Tidus pouted.
"It ain't my fault that the teachers didn't believe that a meteor was gonna crash into the school." Riku snorted. (A/N: Crack XD… jk)
"'Cause it wasn't!" Roxas sighed and looked at his watch.
"Well we might as well get to class before Mr. Vexen bitches at us." Riku, Tidus, and Hayner reluctantly agreed.
They group slowly made it to their class. When they walked in everybody was there. The boys were always known to be late or last. There was never a time where they were early. They quickly sat down and waited for their teacher to start the lesson
Roxas sighed it had been five minutes and Mr. Vexen still hadn't done anything. (A/N very impatient xD) Finally the blonde haired boy had enough.
"What are we waiting for?" Mr. Vexen smirked.
"Why aren't we eager to learn today Mr. Kaze." Riku snorted.
"Just tell me why were waiting." Mr. Vexen sighed and rubbed his temples.
"We're waiting for the new-" He was cut off by a,
"RENO! YOU MOTHER FUCKER! GIMMIE BACK MY SKATEBOARD!" There was a loud bang and then Sora and Reno tumbled through the door in a pile of limbs covered in what it looked like soot. Finally Sora stood up with his skateboard in hand.
"Uh… hi?" The teacher was pissed.
"Where the heck have you been!?! Class started ten minutes ago!" Sora snorted.
"Piss off you fucktard." Ok, scratch that, the teacher was furious.
"HOW DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT IN FRONT OF MY OWN CLASS! AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU COVERED IN!?!" Sora just laughed.
"What are you gonna do bitch, hit me? Slap me on the wrist? Send me to the principal's office?" Reno laughed.
Then next thing the teacher did shocked the whole class. He punched him right square in the jaw. Sora stumbled a bit, not expecting that. Then Sora looked deadly. His eyes were pitch black. Reno looked scared. The only one that could reason with him when he did this was Axel.
"Sora! Don't do it!" Sora just ignored him and picked the teacher up by his neck and punched him so hard in the face you could hear his jaw crack. The teacher cried out in pain.
"P-please d-don't" He choked out. Sora laughed.
"Well you should have though twice for punching me in the face. You fucking bastard." He dropped the teacher then walked over to his seat and sat down. His eyes were back to normal. Reno sat down beside him.
"You ok, man?" Sora smiled.
"Yep, I think I broke his jaw. Heh Heh." Reno snorted.
"You broke something." Then the teacher groaned and sat up.
"The principal's office! NOW!" Sora made a ball of dark fire appear in his hand and then walked up to the teacher. Sora just smirked and set the teacher's hair on fire. Then he walked to the door, with Reno following.
"Whoops?" He called out shrugging. Reno laughed.
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Principal Mickey sat in his chair looking out the window. He sighed. The new kids were already being sent to the office for violence. Two… well more like one of them attacking one of the teachers. And the other two, starting a fight with the other juniors.
Then the secretary walked in. "Sir, there here." She said kindly.
"Send them in." Principal Mickey said smiled. Four boys walked in one of them with cinnamon gravity deifying hair, two of them with flaming red hair, and the last one with blonde spiky hair. They all were wearing some kind of skating clothes. 'Wait a minute…' Mickey thought, 'I know those kids!'
"'Sup Mickster?" Sora said casually.
"Hey guys I have seen ya in a while!" Mickey said cheerfully. Sora shrugged.
"Yeah it's been a while." Mickey frowned and sighed.
"What'd you do now?" Sora laughed.
"Aw, Mickster why would you suspect something?" Mickey glared.
"I know you Sora; you tend to do very bad things a lot." Sora snorted.
"What ever happened to that mice mouse that I knew when I was younger that taught me how to use the keyblade?" Mickey laughed.
"What ever happened to that young nice boy I once knew?"
"He grew up." Sora spat.
"That I can tell…. So what did you guys do this time?"
"Uh… we got into a fight with… um…" Cloud began
"Seifer." Axel finished.
"Dude! He goes here!?!" Sora asked shocked.
"Apparently, yes."
"We'll just have to catch up later with him then."
"Yep."
"Sora what did you do?" Mickey asked, irritated that Sora wasn't answering his question.
"Broke a teachers jaw… Mr. Vexen I think… Oh! And I set his hair on fire." Sora said casually. Mickey looked shocked. Sora just laughed.
"And why would you do that!?!" Sora shrugged.
"He was being bitchy and he punched me in the face." Mickey, once again looked shocked.
"And why would he do that!?!" Sora sighed.
"Look, King Mickey, just let us go for now and I'll tell you later." Mickey sighed; Sora never called him that, only when he was not trying to be mean.
"Ok. I'll talk to you later then." Sora and his group walked out.
"Soon, Sora, soon." Mickey sighed.
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Mr. Vexen trying to put his hair out was funny but sticking it in the fish tank was funnier. The whole class laughed as Mr. Vexen stuck his head in the fish tank. He pulled his head out.
"Class dismissed." Roxas sighed and waited for Riku, Tidus, and Hayner as he stood at the door. Riku walked up to him with an eyebrow raised.
"That class was… eventful…"
"Yeah."
"HA HA HA! Oh my god did you see Mr. Vexen?" Tidus said laughing. Riku snorted.
"Dude, everyone did."
"So Tidus what took you so long to wake up?" Roxas asked curiously. Tidus looked uneasy.
"You guys wouldn't believe me." Roxas and Hayner laughed. Riku spotted Pence coming out of the room.
"Hey Pence!" Pence turned around.
"Wha-"
"Did you get a picture?" Pence smiled and laughed.
"Of course I did."
"Gimmie a copy."
"Sure, no prob." Riku turned back to Tidus as pence walked off.
"So what were ya dreamin about there?" Tidus gulped.
"It was about those new kids… you know from Hollow Bastion? But they were younger and we were playing with them." Riku and Hayner looked at him as if he was crazy.
"Ok…" Tidus frowned and pouted.
"See, I told you guys you wouldn't believe me." Roxas looked at the ground and whispered,
"I believe you." Riku laughed.
"Ok, I guess we believe you too."
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"Hm, so now that were out of school for that day, what do we do?" Reno asked. Axel smirked. DING DING DING. Weird telepathy again. Sora and Axel looked at each other.
"Hot chicks + friends + pool + 17 year old trouble makers PARTY!" They yelled at the same time. Reno and Cloud groaned.
"But where are we gonna get the girls?" Sora smiled mischievously.
"Weelll, first we gotta get school cancelled for the rest of the day, which is easy, and then we gotta get everyone to know about it… any ideas?"
"They have a chemistry lab here right?"
"Yep."
"And then we need to get a hold on that little intercom thingy."
"That won't be too hard."
"Ok then, let's roll."
Sora and Axel headed to the chemistry lab. Sora opened the door and grinned. It was empty.
"Ok Ax, grab me all the shit you can find… this is gonna be one big 'splosion." Axel headed inside the closet and can back with a bunch of tubes and colorful shit. Sora grabbed one and poured it in another. Sora frowned.
"It didn't do anything." Axel smirked.
"Let's just add them all together."
"Hell yea!" Sora dumped them all in together… this time they got a reaction. It was all bubbling and sizzling. And they knew what that meant from experience.
"It's gonna, ha ha ha, blow!" Sora yelled laughing. Axel was laughing so hard he stumbled and tripped.
"We gotta get outta here!" He yelled.
Axel and Sora ran out of the room. Then BOOM! Part one, success. Then they heard Reno and Cloud on the intercom.
"Breaker, Uh there has been an explosion in the chemistry lab over. Evacuate they school immediately, Also there is a big huge party at 22 Fox lane. Be there and then come to our concert. 10-4. Reno Out!" Sora and Axel fell on the floor laughing. Then Reno and Cloud came up to them. Sora stood up,
"Man that was fucking priceless."
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Sora and Axel walked off to the chemistry lab. Reno looked at Cloud.
"Let go." Reno and cloud slowly wandered to the principal's office. Reno opened the door and peeked in. No one was there.
"Ok that's good no one is here." Reno said walking up to the intercom.
"So what do we do now?" Reno flopped down in the spinny chair and propped his legs up on the table.
"Just sit here and wait." Cloud sighed and sat down in the chairs they were in earlier.
"But that's boring."
"Wait for it… wait for it…" BOOM! Reno smiled.
"Cloud you keep on the looked out while I go on the intercom." Reno switched on the intercom and cleared his throat.
"Breaker, Uh there has been an explosion in the chemistry lab over. Evacuate they school immediately, Also there is a big huge party at 22 Fox lane. Be there and then come to our concert. 10-4. Reno Out!" Reno and Cloud quickly ran out of the room looking for Sora and Axel. They found them laughing on the ground in front of the chemistry lab; which was now on fire. Sora stood up.
"Man that was priceless." Axel smirked and stood up too.
"Hey I wonder what would happen if we all threw our lighters in there." Sora laughed.
"Another BOOM!"
"Let's do it." Sora quickly opened the door and they all threw their lighters in. WHOOSH! The flames grew bigger.
"Well, let's go party." Sora said with a smirk.
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BOOM!
"What the fuck was that!?!" Riku yelled. Then someone got on the intercom.
"Breaker, Uh there has been an explosion in the chemistry lab, over. Evacuate they school immediately, Also there is a big huge party at 22 Fox lane. Be there and then come to our concert. 10-4. Reno Out!" Hayner snarled.
"New kids." Roxas sighed.
"Well do you guys wanna go to the party? I mean, every ones gonna be there."
"Yeah I guess we could."
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Sora ran up to the door of their house and walked in.
"Ahh, home sweet- HOLY FUCKING SHIT!"
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RtO: There you have chapter 2 of Falling Awake…
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