treyalexander63917: Yes Spidey will join the JSA, no there is no 'Peter' in SpOck's body, Peter has a connection to the web but he isn't tied down to an Other any more, and yes I dislike all of them.
Chooch77: No, Spider-Verse was rubbish if you think about it.
justafan: Just wait a minute man.
UnsanMusho: Because there was no reason.
And here are a few reviews answered by Ghost:
justafan: it's going to be something good to find out in future chapters
gunman: Fem-Luthor isn't a pairing that isn't done often, we thought it'd be a good change of mold.
keyblade master cole: Yes. Yes it did.
Guest of April 7: Cassandra Sandsmark I think we agreed on.
Kitsunegan: Well...that's ONE way of describing it. But yes: up yours Superior Spider-Man.
Mrthunderkid: It's going to be a long relationship story. Married to Zatanna and then falling in love with others.
Guest19: We know about Octavius leaving Peter the fortune and such...it's just we wanted to do a variation of what we wanted for Spidey.
UsanMusho: Uncle Ben and Gwen are dead; Aunt May is alive and has been said goodbye to via Weaver inbetween the story.
MooNight-Winter: Good suggestions but I have an answer for Anansi fighting Weaver: She'd kick his ass. Simple.
treyalexander63917: Peter MIGHT join the JL, The Marvel-Verse carries on only with Otto continuing to butcher Peter's name. I think Peter's consciousness is removed from Otto's control so that Peter is completely whole...might have to talk to Grey about that one. Peter has a connection to Weaver so the "Other" doesn't have much sway over him. Spider-Verse: Insane, not worth beyond that. Cindy Moon: Mary Sue that shouldn't have been created for the Spider-Mythos, other mythos might've been okay. Ezekiel Sims: Not a clue on who he is. Inheritors: are dead to us.
To everyone who wants us to change Lois and Fem-Lex with Vixen, Huntress, Batgirl and/or Raven: it's our own story and we chose the characters.
Speaking of, we decided to add Vixen to the harem but there is a point. As well as another girl I won't state now.
Co-Writter: GhostKaiser23
Disclaimer: I don't own Spider-Man or DC
Spider-Man/ DC Comics
Spider-Man's DC life
Chapter 2: Of Bat's and Spider's
Peter moaned feeling the soft pillows under his head and slowly woke himself up. And then realized they were NOT pillows "Hmm..." Peter mumbled as his mouth moaned near a...small bump "Hmm...Morning." Peter smiled
"Morning." Zatanna giggled lightly. "Sleep well?"
"Like a tot." Peter got up
"Not surprising." Zatanna commented
Peter smiled and, unable to help himself, he kissed her softly
"Hmm..." Zatanna moaned happily "Well, what are we doing today?"
"Dunno." Peter shrugged "I guess I need a new wardrobe and new costume."
"That's true. You can't stay around in this universe in one set of clothes, it's not a cartoon." Zatanna nodded
"And I DO need a costume." He nodded, smiling
"VERY true. And I think I know a good place for them." Zatanna smiled
"Really?" Peter asked as they got dressed "Where?"
"Well, there's a friend in Gotham who can help." Zatanna answered
"Okay, who IS this friend?" Peter asked
"Batman." Zatanna smiled
"We... That guy with the ears?" Peter said, remembering what he learnt in the last few years ago
"Lots of people have ears Peter." Zatanna giggled
"You know what I mean." Peter answered
"I do, let's get dressed and ready for the day." Zatanna smiled. Peter chuckles, buttoning his shirt up as Zatanna did up her bowtie "Ready?" Zatanna asked as she pulled her fishnet stockings up.
"Yep." He nodded, seeing her pull her shorts back up
Zatanna flourished her wand and spoke an incantation "Mahtog ot!" In a puff of e the teleported once again
As they reappeared they beheld a dark Gothic looking location that was near a large harbor "THIS is Gotham?" Peter asked
"Yep, home of The Bat Family." Zatanna answered
"It looks like the city ITSELF is emo." Peter joked
"Well that's been a problem with this place since day one...but the people are nice enough...give or take a few "Unfriendly Neighbours."." Zatanna answered
"Well... Good thing the Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Man is here." Peter smiled
"Nice title...though around here you're gonna have to be a bit tougher Peter. Most criminals here use guns." Zatanna warned him
"Guns? Pff." Peter scoffed "I can easily dodge bullets. And my Spider-Sense makes it so I almost NEVER get taken by surprise. It warns me of danger."
"Still, I'd hate to lose my husband." Zatanna expressed her concern.
"I'll be fine." He smiled, kissing her softly. It was strange. He barely knew her, yet he felt so close to her
"Come on, let's find Batman." Zatanna commented, but there was a crime in progress, the sound of a bank alarm was resonating throughout their part of the city.
"... All I've got." Peter sighed, quickly pulling a paper bag from the trash. Peter donned the bag and reluctantly became The Bombastic Bag-Man once again "This is only temporary." Peter reassured her.
Zatanna nodded, holding back a giggle as she used a spell to levitate on an invisible disk in a way that reminded Peter of Sue Storm "Let's go Bag-Man." Zatanna teased
"Arachnid." Peter rolled his eyes, trying to think how he could move fast without his web shooters when he got a weird idea 'I REALLY hope this works.' Peter thought as he did his hand gesture for his web shooters. And, indeed, the strong silky thread he was known for shot from the joint in his wrist through a tiny, not even noticeable, slit in the skin "That's new." Peter whispered
"Huh?" Zatanna asked
"Talk later!" He quickly said. At the robbery a group of four thieves were holding hostages while draining the bank of it's currency. "Oh... Damn." Peter muttered "Seriously? In ANY universe?"
"It's villainous nature Bag-Man." Zatanna answered
"Let's not leave them waiting then." Peter spoke "And stop calling me that!"
"What else can I call you then while you're wearing that?" Zatanna asked
"How about... Spider-Man?" He deadpanned before he jumped at the crooks
"Who the? Who's this guy?" the thugs called out as Spider-Man webbed up the bags against the wall.
"Who cares?! Fill 'em with lead!" Another snapped as they all readied their guns and opened fire
Peter quickly used his natural web-shooters and webbed the guns to the wall. As he did that he jumped, twisting his body so the bullets safely passed him "Nice try. Now it's my turn." Spider-Man spoke shooting balls of webbing at them, imitating a trick his clone Ben Reilly did, Impact Webbing. The Web bullets hit the Thugs making them grunt as each one felt like a hit from a crowbar
"ARGH! Grab the guns!" the thug leader spoke
"Snug raeppasid." Zatanna spoke as she entered the fight... and all at once the guns faded away
"What the?! Zatanna?" a thug shouted
"In the flesh." Zatanna answered, twirling a bit. Peter webbed the crooks up and threw them over the a lamppost
"AH! Hey, let us go you bagged freak!" the thugs squirmed insulting Peter.
"Nope. You'll stay RIGHT there for the cops!" Peter smiled
"Who are you?!" the thug leader shouted
"Just your Friendly Neighbourhood Spider-Man!" He smiled, swinging away. That was when the police turned up and packed the thugs away and returned the money to the bank.
"I'm telling you it's a bag-wearing web-shooting crazy guy!" the thug tried to explain
"You know what? I believe you." the policeman spoke
"R-Really?" the thug asked
"Yeah, we have The Batman. Got to keep an open mind." the officer spoke putting the thug in their car.
Peter and Zatanna where standing on top of the bank, smiling "Not bad for your first day in a new city." Zatanna praised him.
"Thanks." Peter smiled
"Come on. We've got to find Batman." Zatanna smiled
"I'm here." Batman frowned, standing behind them
"AAAAAHHHHHH!" Peter's heat almost flew out of his chest. "Come ON Spidey-Sense! Work!"
"He's not a threat." Zatanna shrugged
"Still..." Peter sighed letting his heart calm down
"So, that was you're doing?" Batman asked
"Huh? Oh that down there. Yeah we stopped them." Peter answered
"And you are?" Batman frowned
"I...*Ahem* I'm Spider-Man." Peter answered
"Not really dressed for this are you?" Batman answered
"That's why we came to see you Br... Batman." Zatanna said, correcting herself as Batman glared at her "He needs a new costume."
"...So, you need my hep for a costume?" Batman asked sternly
"I... Guess?" Peter shrugged
"Follow me." Batman spoke
Peter nodded as he and Zatanna followed the man in the bat costume. Batman flew down to the floor with Zatanna and Peter following and they saw The Batmobile. "THAT'S yours?" Peter asked in amazement
"Yes." Batman answered
"Sweet. I use to have a dune buggy I called the SpiderMobile." Peter smiled
"...I hope that you're joking." Batman answered
"... Nope." Peter sighed "I had to do it. Needed the money, people were willing to advertise/fund. Then my friend remade it years later."
"Huh. Neat." Zatanna answered
"Get in." Batman spoke as two chairs protruded from the back of the Batmobile.
"... That doesn't look safe." Peter deadpanned
"Safer in there than out here." Batman answered. Peter shrugged and got into the back "Who IS this joker Zatanna? And you better have a good explanation when we get to the Bat-Cave." Batman whispered to Zatanna
"My husband." Zatanna frowned as she got into her seat. Batman's eyes widened but he didn't show it to Zatanna, so he went to the driver's seat and began to ride to the Bat-Cave.
"Whoa! This things fast!" Peter gasped as they raced through Gotham
"I thought you had a fast dune buggy?" Zatanna asked
"Yeah but not THIS fast." Peter answered "This is insanely fast!"
The speed of the car lessened as it came to a sudden stop "That was more intense than a roller coaster..." Peter gripped his stomach but he chuckles softly as it WAS fun
The chairs were exposed to the outside and they now saw they were in a cave. "Whoa..." Peter was in awe.
"I know, but...you get used to it." Zatanna answered
"So, "Spider-Man" you need help with a costume?" Batman asked
"Yep." Spidey nodded
"So...what do you look for in a costume?" Batman asked putting up some anatomy schematic maps.
Peter tapped his chin, thinking "Well... Lightweight, maneuverable, sturdy, insulated and very strong."
"Hmm..." Batman nodded "Step on the plates." he ordered pointing to a black plate of glass on the floor
"Oh...okay." Peter nodded and stepped on them
"Now: stay still." Batman answered activating a scanning light. Peter sighed, staying still. After a few seconds there was a 3D model of Peter on-screen and Batman typed in what Peter wanted to have for this new costume. "Step off the plates. Now; mind telling me what's going on? Why're you married Zatanna?"
"Er... Because we wanted to get married?" He said nervously, backing up
"You've never been mentioned before." Batman answered staring down Peter.
"What's the matter? Jealous?" Peter frowned
"I don't take kindly to strangers." Batman answered "But if Zatanna say's you're okay, then you're okay."
"Yea right." Peter scoffed lightly
"How's it going Batman?" Zatanna asked
"I think I have a set of specks ready." He nodded
"Okay. But I was kind of asking how YOU were, not the specifics for the costume." Zatanna clarified
"Same." He nodded
"Okay...how's the family?" Zatanna asked
"Whoa family? You have a family?" Peter asked
"Adopted." Bruce nodded
"Oh right...no...MRS Batman?" Peter asked
"He's not married." Zatanna giggled
"Oh..sorry to pry." Peter apologized
"I'll take it as innocent ignorance." Batman answered. Zatanna giggled at Peter's embarrassed face "So, we've got a few hours to get to know each other. Why don't you tell me about who you are?" Batman asked
"Not sure how much to trust you." Peter frowned "Since I doubt you trust me."
"True." Zatanna nodded
Batman continued to stare down Peter who seemed to be getting a bit uncomfortable from it but he was use to these sorts of glares before. A few minutes passed and the silence was broken by the sound of an oncoming motorbike, he turned round to see a motorbike getting closer "Who's that?" Peter asked
"Nightwing...my guess." Zatanna answered
"Nightwing?" Peter asked
"My ward." Batman answered
The motorbike came to a screeching halt and as the dust settled it revealed a black armoured figure with what appeared to be a blue bird symbol on his chest "Hey Zee." The man nodded, standing up
"Hi Nightwing." Zatanna smiled
"Anything to report in Bludhaven?" Batman asked
"No, all good. It's at a very low level right now." Nightwing nodded
"Good. Nightwing this is Spider-Man. Spider-Man, this is Nightwing: my ward." Batman answered simply.
"Nice to meet you." Peter nodded
"Nice costume?" Nightwing joked as he saw how Peter looked "Just starting out?"
"Nope." Peter denied "I just need a new costume and this is all I had at the time, Mr Bat's is making me a new one."
"Mr Bat's? That's a new one." Nightwing chuckled
"Yep." Peter laughed
"You're new costume's schematics are ready." Batman answered revealing the complete costume minus the symbols and additional effects.
'Huh. It reminds me of a cross between Agent Venom and Miguel.' Peter thought as he saw the specs "What materials is it made out of?"
"The suit is made out of a new flexible and shock absorbing material that increases your speed and maneuverability while managing to take a hit." Batman began to say listing off the features.
"How much would it slow me down and how well does it take a hit?"
"Well what did you use last time?" Batman asked
"Well... It was SIMILAR to spandex but it was more elastic and more like cotton. Plus it was a shirt, pants, gloves, boots and a mask." Peter replied
"Well, this is MUCH more durable than that. And just as flexible as you're used to." Batman answered
"That's good." Peter nodded
"Anything else you need Spider-Man?" Batman asked
"Er... What do I owe you?" Peter asked "I mean why would you do this for me anyway?"
"Zatanna is your wife, it'd be wrong to sell something to a team mate." Batman answered
"Awww, that's sweet Bats." Zatanna smiled
"Wait...You two are married?" Nightwing asked pointing to both Peter and Zatanna
"Yea?" Peter shrugged
"Damn...Oracle's not gonna believe this." Nightwing chuckled
"Well she'll HAVE to." Zatanna huffed lightly "How long will the suit take to make Batman?"
"A couple of days. Stay out of trouble." Batman answered
"Send it to my place!" Zatanna smiled, grasping Peter's arm and teleporting home. "Emoh Kcab." Zatanna said and teleported back to their Las Vegas home.
"Wow, meeting the Big Guy...right?" Peter asked
"Not really. He is ONE of the 'big guys' but not THE 'big guy'." Zatanna replied
"Really? Who's "THE" Big Guy?" Peter asked as Zatanna slunk around to Peter's side
"Big Blue, the Man of Steel. Superman." She said
"Do we have to get into the details now?" Peter asked with a sly grin.
"No." She purrs softly
"Good, 'cause...I think we've still got a few more honeymooning days left." Peter smiled as he kissed Zatanna happily. Zatanna smiled, happily kissing him back "Ready for bed?" Peter teased
"Nope." Zatanna smiled
"Then what?"
"We can still have some 'Fun'..." Zatanna began to strip off
"Oh?" Peter smiled as he undid her bowtie and pulled threw it away
"And you're right...We DO have some days left." Zatanna magicked Peter's shirt off.
"True." He smiled, pulling her jacket and waits coat off
"Now Mr Parker...let's be husband and wife." Zatanna smiled stripping off her bra.
"Sure." Peter smiled