"Water Fight" – Avengers (and Loki) x Reader ~ Chapter 2

"You know what this means, don't you?" Clint said with a wide grin, standing and looking directly at Loki. Everyone turned their gaze to him expectantly. "WAR."

Everyone started laughing at Clint's statement, except for Tony and Loki, who had, what looked like a cross between excited and scheming looks over their faces.
"Challenge accepted!" Tony said, walking over to the larger group.
"Wait, what?" you asked,
"I agree with The Man of Iron, I cannot sit idly by and watch as innocent people are caught in Loki's attack," Thor gestured to Clint and Steve. You sighed. Were The Avengers, Earths mightiest heroes, about to start a water war…? Seriously? A playful smile crept onto your lips,
"I'm in!" you said, throwing your hand in the air in agreement. Nat, Steve and Loki wanted to join in as well, Bruce was the one who took convincing.
"Okay Bruce, if we promise to take it easy on you, will you play?" Tony begged. Apparently the billionaire was incapable of doing anything fun without his 'Science Bro'. Bruce sighed and placed the wrench in his hand down,
"I have no choice in the matter, do I?" he said with a nervous smile.
"Absolutely no choice whatsoever," Tony replied with a grin.

The scheming look on Tony's face from earlier was evident once again when you started talking about the rules.
"I am NOT wearing this." You exclaimed, throwing the very revealing bikini in Tony's face.
"Oh come on (Name)! Nat is going to wear one, and we'll all be in speedos!" he gestured to all the men in the room, some giving him a 'wait, you were serious about that?' look. You couldn't help but smile at the thought of all the very fit men before you wearing small speedos, and you were sure a faint blush had formed on your cheeks from the mental images. Luckily Natasha's laugh moved attention from you to her,
"It will be worth it (Name), believe me…" She said with a grin. You thought it over for a moment, weighing your options… Wear a very small bikini, and get to watch all of the guys run around in speedos… or don't play and get stuck inside without the privilege to watch the sexiness…? You grumbled to yourself before retrieving the bathers from Tony.
"No reaching for boobs or untying the straps, deal?" you said sternly to all of the males in the room, though it was probably unnecessary to say it to Bruce or Steve. Everyone nodded and parted ways to get ready.

The bikini was nothing less than what you had expected, flimsy (colour) fabric with very thin straps. Your (pale, dark, tanned, etc.) stomach was in full view, as were your legs and back. You wrapped your arms around your middle, attempting to feel a little less exposed, but it did little good. When you rounded the corner and saw Nat, your self-consciousness rose, and confidence hit an all-time low. She was in a black bikini which seemed to hug to her shape perfectly.
"So everything looks good on you then…?" you asked with a forced smile. She chuckled and shook her head, she was about to reply when movement from the other side of the room caught her attention. A high-pitched wolf whistle left her lips as Thor, Tony and Bruce came into view. Thor replied with a toothy grin as he walked over to the two of you. Tony walked as he normally did, how could they all be so comfortable with so little on?! Thank the Allfather (yes, with the influence of Thor and Loki you had started using their slang) that Bruce seemed as nervous and uncomfortable as you were. You gave each other a sympathetic look.
"Well, ladies, you certain clean-up nicely," Tony said, eyeing you and Nat. He reached out to the coffee table for his phone,
"Don't even think about it or I'll tell Pepper about this." The billionaire quickly lowered his phone again.

Steve walked in, his hands crossed over his toned stomach and eyes not meeting with anyone else's,
"Well, whadda you know, the Capsicle is-,"
"Don't," Steve interrupted, glaring at Tony, "even say it Stark." He stood, shifting his weight from foot to foot and purposely avoiding looking at you or Nat. You felt bad for Steve, he still wasn't quite accustomed to the present day's acceptance of partial nudity as a result he looked and felt rather awkward when it was thrown at him so mercilessly. His blue eyes met with your (e/c) ones, causing a deep red flush to form on his cheeks.
"Honestly, this Midguardian garb is extremely uncomfortable," Loki whined as he entered the room, adjusting the material at his waist.
"Brother, you have such a dim outlook on everything!" Thor boomed, wrapping his muscular arm around Loki. In his attempts to struggle against the more muscular man, Loki's eyes came to rest on you and Nat; a large grin covered his face. Natasha rolled her eyes, and you focused on Clint who had moved to stand atop one of the couches.
"Okay, good! Now that we're all here, pick your teams!" He announced, "I call NAT!" he said, shooting his hand in the air. Everyone else made their claims, and, not that it surprised you, the eight of you had begun arguing about who was on whose team…
"Okay, okay, how about we draw colours from a hat?" Tony said, scribbling on torn up paper before throwing them into a cap. Everyone reached into the hat and pulled out a piece of crumpled up paper, at the same time you all opened your hands, revealing what teams you were on. You had blue… your eyes scanned the room for others with the same colour. Thor, Bruce, Steve and Clint had moved into one big huddle. That means – you turned to Loki, Tony and Nat, who were all holding paper with blue scribbles on them. Tony smirked devilishly,
"Okay team, ready for the single most awesome battle plan ever created?"

The roof seemed the most appropriate place to play… well that was until you saw the rails were very low, and wouldn't prevent anyone from falling hundreds of feet to the ground. However, Tony fixed the issue quickly by ordering J.A.R.V.I.S. to send the dozens of Iron Man suits he had built to patrol the tower and catch anyone (even Loki) if they fell.
"How can we be sure that those suits will catch us if we fall…?" Steve asked sceptically.
"Because of this," Tony said, walking beside Clint before grabbing hold of his shoulders and throwing him from the edge of the building. Everyone gasped and ran to the ledge, except for Loki, who had a rather amused look on his face. You scanned the ground below for Clint, but found nothing,
"Damn it Tony! Warn me beforehand next time!" Clint called. You turned to find him securely in the arms of one of Tony's suits, his own arms crossed irritably. The billionaire smiled,
"Sure thing Buddy."

Once everyone had calmed down a bit, Tony retrieved various water guns, hoses and a huge box filled with extra-large water balloons which everyone raided at the first opportunity they had. You stopped to think for a moment, why would Tony Stark, the play-boy, billionaire, philanthropist, have so many children's water guns and balloons on hand…? You shrugged off your questions and grabbed a small water pistol and claimed one of the two fire truck-like hoses. Tony also had some of the robots he had built act as walls and shields, which each team placed in strategic places throughout the roof. The other team had claimed a majority of the inside area, which meant your own team was left out in the open, which is never ideal.
"Are you ready?!" Tony called to the other team.
"One," Clint's voice replied.
"Two!" Tony yelled back,
"Three!" the two said at the same time.

Water was being flung from one end of the roof to the other. You jumped up from your hiding place periodically to back up Nat who dashed forward, dodging an onslaught of water from Thor, Bruce and Steve. Loki used his magic to form illusions of water being thrown at Clint, making him constantly duck for cover when it wasn't needed. Just as Nat was about to pounce on Bruce and attack with the water balloons, Clint emerged from his hiding place with the hose, and sprayed her with such force that she was sent flying backwards. You quickly stood and returned the favour, sending Clint flying backwards into a shelf of liquor. Tony cringed and stood up to ensure his collection wasn't damaged; Steve took advantage of his distraction and hit him square in the face.

From then, it was on. Clint came back with a vengeance, as did Natasha. They shared hits and threw blows at each other at a ferocious speed, so fast in fact that everyone was too scared to interfere, and decided to leave them to their flirting. Thumping footsteps drew your attention from the master assassins. Thor was coming forward, running directly at you. You used the hose and hit him in the chest, however he didn't slow at all; in fact you were sure his speed had increased. In one fell swoop he scaled the half wall you were behind, and pulled you into a tight, wet hug.
"Brother Steve, NOW!" he called over his shoulder. You struggled in Thor's grip but couldn't break free. Steve and Bruce then charged forward, managing to take out Tony and Loki in an instant. Thor lifted you up and carried you over to Steve, who looked at you sympathetically.
"Sorry, (Name)…" Steve said before Thor dropped you on the ground and moved out of the way as Steve drenched you from head to toe with the hose. You cleared the water from your eyes and glared up at Steve, who lifted his hand defensively before pointing at a chuckling Thor. "It was his idea!" he said quickly. You nodded, knowing exactly what you wanted to do.

Side-stepping the still fighting assassins, you entered Tony's bar and scooped several blocks of ice into your hands before returning to the others.
"Uh… (Name)… What are you doing…?" Tony asked as you passed him, he combed his hand through his hair.
"Wanna help?" you smiled wickedly, your eyes darting to the distracted Thor who was talking with Bruce, Steve and Loki.
"Of course." He replied with the same wide grin.

By some divine grace, you managed to sneak up behind the God of Thunder. You mouthed the words, "One. Two. Three." to Tony, on 'three' you pulled the material away from Thor's waist and dumped your hand full of ice into his speedos, at the same time Tony dumped a freezing bucket of water on his head. The initial reaction was hilarious, the gasping for air and surprisingly feminine squeal, however, when Thor realised there was ice in his speedos, and he began jostling, which looked more like an awkward dance, to get it out, everyone started laughing.

Then Nat returned to the rest of the group, dragging Clint behind by the ear,
"You guys lost… seriously!?" she exclaimed. Bruce and Steve smirked at each other before spinning around, aiming their weapons directly at the red head. However, Nat was faster, and used a dazed Clint as a human shield.
"Blame Stark, he is a useless tactician," Loki growled, Tony replied with a scoff.
"I did more than you did Reindeer Games." Loki's eyebrow arched irritably as he reached for a bucket of water and dumped it over Tony's head. The billionaire sharply turned and glared at the raven haired, man. "Screw teams, you are dead." He said as he snatched the hose from Steve and turned to hit Loki in the face with a burst of cold water.

Utter chaos followed, water was thrown in every direction and no one was safe. But, as usual, things started getting out of hand, punches were thrown, and insults yelled. You and Bruce decided that the outdoors probably wasn't the best place to be, especially since water conducts electricity, and headed for the safety of the lounge room, little did you know you had been followed…

Just as you sat down, the strings of you bikini began to loosen, quick as a flash your hands caught the fabric before it could fall completely. Your head whipped around to Bruce, whose eyes were wide in shock. No one was there but him, and he had not done it… Suddenly the fabric was ripped from your grasp, and you were left completely topless.