Me: Haha, sorry everyone, I got rid of this author notes, too. I probably will delete all of them, because I feel like they take away from the story and are too long and stupid, so yeah...

Raimundo: She thinks she's all big and bad now just 'cuz she has better writing skills.

Me: Ha, whatever! Sorry about the short chapter everyone!

Raimundo: Yeah, you best be sorry!

Me: (ignores Rai-rai) I own nothing but Crystal and this story, everyone. But if I did own Xiaolin Showdown... (evil smirk) Raimundooooo... (innocent)

Raimundo: ...Why do I feel like my fate would be condemned by that?...

Me: Because it would be ;) Enjoy!

Chapter Two Revised

"Crystal." The Scorpion King called for his new female apprentice. It was the afternoon of the next day and Chase had a plan. "Yes, Chase-sama?" Crystal asked, standing before Chase before getting on her knees in a bowing stance, looking up at her master. "I have a 'feeling' that we will run into the Xiaolin Warriors later on today." Chase began.

"The ones that Jack refers to as the Xiaolin Losers? And Opi?" Crystal curiously inquired, unintentionally interrupting Chase. Before Chase's mentioning just now, she had never heard of the Xiaolin Warriors.

"Well, when Jack, that moron, says 'Xiaolin Losers', he is referring to the Xiaolin Warriors, but when he says 'Opi', he is referring to Omi." Chase explained.

"Oh. Then who is this Omi you speak of?"

"Omi is one of the four Xiaolin Dragons –"

"Who are the Xiaolin Dragons?"

"The Xiaolin Dragons is another name for the Xiaolin Monks. Now –"

"Do they have any other names?"

"Yes Crystal, they do. Another name of them is Xiaolin Monks. Now, Omi is the Dragon of Water. And a formidable fighter. The time where you are faced against him will come soon enough, so do not worry so much about him right now." Chase finally answered Crystal's questions. (So many questions…So little time…)

"Now, as I was saying, I will bring you along with me so that I can introduce you to the Xiaolin Dragons. And, maybe even, perhaps, Shen Gong Wu. I personally have no need for them, but I do believe disarming the Xiaolin Dragons and making them as weak is possible would be a good idea. I need not their interference." Chase informed.

"She Gong Wu?" Crystal repeated with great confusion. "You'll understand. Soon enough, you will." Chase responded as he left the room and his confused apprentice without a word of further explanation..

"Oh, and Crystal?" Chase stopped to speak to the teenager without facing her. "Yes, Chase-sama?" Crystal automatically reacted to her name being said by Chase.

"I would like for you to come with me. Now. I have a plan for later on today, and it involves you." Chase called back as he walked into the next room."Understood. Coming, Chase-sama!" Crystal hurried after Chase.

Change in POV

"Xiaolin Apprentices, please come with me into the main room." Master Fung ordered. "Why Master Fung? What's up?" Raimundo asked as soon as he and his fellow monks entered the main room. Master Fung closed the door behind them.

"The ceiling, my friend." Omi answered. "It's a saying, Chrome Dome!" Raimundo exclaimed. "Oh. Bad my." Omi responded. "It's' my bad', Omi. Not bad my." Kimiko corrected her fellow monk. Master Fung cleared his throat to get his apprentices' attention. The monks' heads' snapped forward, giving their sensei their complete undivided attention.

"I have a special assignment for the four of you." Master Fung began. "Oh, Oh, OH! What is it that we must do, Master Fung?" Omi asked, jumping up and down with excitement. "Ooh, I tremble and hop to and fro with excitement already! I cannot wait to finally be back in action after such an agonizingly long break!!!"

"Maybe if you'd stop interrupting him, he'd be able to tell us." Raimundo muttered. "Calm down there, little fella!" Clay tried to calm the excited monk. "Your assignment is to find the Dragon of Elements." Master Fung informed. "Well that's a funny soundin' Shen Gong Wu, if I do say so myself." Clay folded his arm.

"Where do we find this Shen Gong Wu?" Kimiko asked, crossing her arms over her chest. "You see, that's the funny part…We don't know." Dojo chuckled nervously. "What do you mean you do not know?!" Omi cried in bewilderment.

"Yeah, Dojo, can't you at least sense it? Is it active yet?" Kimiko asked. "I can't sense it, but we're almost positive it's a Shen Gong Wu." Dojo answered."Almost?" Raimundo repeated in a yelling voice. "Look, the Dragon of Elements has something to do with the four elements." Dojo started.

"Even the Chosen One cannot use and properly master all four elements. That's why we believe the Dragon of Elements is either a magical item of a Shen Gong Wu. It's just unheard of to be able to master all four elements without chaos ensuing."

"And that, is why we cannot allow the Haylin side to posses it. If they were to ever come across it and figure out how to properly use it…" Master Fung trailed off."We know, we know. The world would be hurled into a thousand years of darkness." Raimundo sighed, finishing Master Fung's sentence for him.

"And, in other words, we'd all be doomed."

"Hmmm…If I were a mysterious Shen Gong Wu, were would I be?" Omi thought aloud. "Maybe Chase Young has some knowledge of this new Wu?" Dojo suggested. "Even thought I REALLY don't like that guy, it wouldn't hurt to try asking him." Clay complied with Dojo.

"Yeah, but there's one problem. Chase doesn't trust us, and wouldn't tell us squat!" Raimundo pointed out. "But he trusts Omi, and he finds amusement in seeing his skills grow. If this Wu really is that powerfully and impressive, he'd definitely like to see Omi wield it and battle him with it. That being in mind, maybe he'll drop a hint or two." Kimiko responded.

"Well then it's settled. You guys are gonna go to Chase Young's palace and Omi's gonna ask him." Dojo announced. "Aren't you going as well, Dojo?" Master Fung inquired. "Oh…uh, well…I'd rather not. I mean. Since Chase eats things like me for dinner, I don't think it would be a good idea if I go to his palace so…BYE!" Dojo sped out of the room.

"Tell me how it goes!" Dojo called back. Then, Raimundo had an idea.

"Stupid Lizard. Now we have to WALK." Raimundo grumbled. Suddenly, Dojo came back in his transformed form with fearsome smoke surrounding him and eyes of anger.

(It looks JUST like the very first episode when Raimundo first called Dojo a lizard!)

"What did you just call me?" Dojo growled. "A lizard." Raimundo squeaked. "Don't EVER, as long as you live, call me a lizard!" Dojo snarled angrily. "Sweet! It worked!" Raimundo climbed onto Dojo's back along with Clay, Kimiko and Omi.

"What?! This was a set up! I've been scammed!" Dojo cried. "Go Dojo." Master Fung commanded. "Yes, Master Fung..." Dojo sighed in defeat and flew out of the temple by bursting through the roof.

"DOJO KANOJO CHO!" Master Fung yelled after the Chinese Dragon. "Ooops! Sorry, Master Fung!" Dojo called back. "DOJO, WHEN YOU GET BACK, YOU CLEAN UP THIS MESS FIX THE CEILING!!!"

"Yes, Mater Fung..."

"Ohhhh, Dojo got in trou-ble!"

"Shut up, Raimundo."

Me: Well, that's all for the revised version of the second chapter. I warned you it would regrettably be short.

Raimundo: Yeah, well, maybe the next chapter will be better.

Me: Yeah, hopefully. I really hope I finish revising fast so that I can get into the mood and keep writing more to this story... My original ideas seemed to have wavered and changed into something else, so I'm pretty interested to see how this will end up.

Raimundo: Oh, boy... Evil authoress on the rampage...

Me: Pretty much xD. Thanks for the previous reviews, everyone! I cannot express how much they served as motivations! I'm really sorry I forgot about this story, but with school and band and life... Yeah, haha.

Raimundo: Read and review!