A/N: so guys here is the second chapter of the fiction and hey I even got one new idea, but I will use that in one other Naruto fic which I will try to write and post up today…
P.S.: be warned from Sasori's bad mouth…
II. Alone time and a surprise
It took Itachi almost three whole hours to get back to they hideout with the still out cold blond, who he still held in his arms. Itachi's dark eyes scanned they hideout for someone of the others, Sasori and Tobi preferred, to pass the young man to them, but strangely there was no one there.
Itachi walked with Deidara to the blonde's room and laid him down on his bed. After he was done he walked outside to look for the others then he wasn1t in the mood to play nurse/babysitter for the artist. When he walked in to the kitchen he found a note on the table. It read;
Hey Itachi, Deidara,
we got bored while waiting for you two to get back so we have decided to
go down to the beach. Don't worry we will be back later in the afternoon from there.
If you would like to come to, then do it and if not it is also alright.
bye Kisame
P.S.: Itachi, don't kill Deidara…
Itachi groaned in frustration and threw the note in the trashcan. Everyone was gone and he had one out cold blond on his hands. The Sharingan user sighed and went to his room to take his cloak down. After he was done he walked back in Deidara's room and sat down on the ground beside the blond.
He was sitting there since two whole hour and the artist didn't give any sign that he would wake up any time soon. At this Itachi really begun to wonder what could have happened, even after he fought against the bomb-artist he wasn't in such a state. Maybe the caused the jutsu some sort chackra block or some serious injuries? He only arrived when Deidara lost his balance on that branch he was standing so he didn't see the jutsu which was used against him. Itachi sighed again, what would he now give if he were a Hyuuga, and crawled over his commerade and begun to slowly undo the clips which held his cloak together. Everything went fine, but one of the clips didn't want to get open so he needed to lean closer and as if on cue azure blue eyes opened slowly only to stare in to two black orbs and then…
On the beach…
"Did you hear the scream?" asked Sasori who was working on one of his puppets while sitting under a gigantic umbrella.
"You are only imagining thing Sasori and now let me count my…TOBI!!!!" Kakuzu suddenly yelled in panic as he saw how his precious money was used by Tobi as decoration for the sandcastle he was building together with Zetsu.
"No, that was definitely like as if Deidara would have screamed…" said the Puppet Master.
Back in the hideout…
A very startled looking Uchia was on his fours and staring down on the futon on which a minute ago a blond artist laid, said artist was meanwhile backed to the wall eyes wide in panic, face flushed, one of his hands was holding his pounding heart while the other was holding a piece of clay in it ready to use it.
"I…Itachi…-san…un…wh…why we…were yo…you…un…on top…of…me un…" Deidara panted while trying desperately to fight down the deep scarlet blush on his checks.
"Uh…I only wanted to see if you were injured." was the reply as the other stood up and walked out of the room, leaving Deidara behind.
Outside in the hall Itachi stopped and wanted to bang his head against the wall as suddenly a blur of black and blond dashed past him and slamming the bathroom door shoot.
"What the…"
On the next days they often saw Deidara run in the bathroom and throwing up. Beside that he often had strange mood swings. They noticed this after in one minute he was crying, and the knudling Tobi, this freaked even the poor masked boy out who jumped in panic in Zetsu's arms. And they even noticed that Deidara1s eating habits changed, heck Hidan nearly threw up when he saw the blond eating cucumber with whipped-cream, honey, strawberries and shrimp.
No one dared to say even a word to him then the last time Tobi dared to tell him that some things he is eating look strange the blond screamed something about that he is not fat and nearly blew the poor boy up in to pieces so on one evening they pulled straws and the looser should try to find out what was wrong. Sasori got the shortest straw.
So after entering the blonde's room and asking a five questions the redhead heard a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" Deidara asked irritated.
"Kisame, I think I know what is wrong." at that the door bust open and the poor shark-human was literally thrown in the room by two pair of hands.
"What is wrong with me!" Deidara demanded as he sat on Kisame and glared at him.
"Ugh…I smelled it since that time four days ago when you and Itachi went on that mission and we left for the beach…" Kisame said, his tone holding fear. Sasori only watched with folded arms.
"What could you smell?" he asked while rising one eyebrow.
"I…I thought that I was wrong, but sadly not…ugh…how should I put it…Dei you…you are…"
"Hmm…do you think Sasori found out what is wrong with Deidara?" asked Zetsu's white side.
"Or he is already death." replied his black side.
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone suddenly jerked up when they heard Deidara scream and immediately left the living room to run to the blonde's.
After they ripped the door open everyone stared confused inside. Deidara was laying on her back, probably fainted in shock, body twitching nervously while Kisame was sitting on the ground, Sasori in front of him and gripping the ex-mistnin's cloak and shaking him violently.
"How…shake…could…shake…THAT…shake…HAPPEN!!!"...shake, shake, shake.
"What the heck…" but as Hidan wanted to continue Deidara suddenly jumped up.
"I'M NOT PREGNANT WITH ITACHI'S CHILD UN!!!" Deidara screamed and suddenly everyone's eyes went wide and begun to look first at the Uchia whose jaw hit the floor then to the blond artist who was throwing a fit then back...
To be continued…
A/N: well how did you like this chapter and the next time we will find out how Dei got pregnant and one other Akatsuki member meets one old friend again…