I don't own Hetalia

*constructive criticism is deeply appreciated.

"Hey Cali" Nevada said walking into her room "I got dad's keys!"

"For realz?" Cali said with a large smile forming on her face.

"No" Nevada said sarcastically while holding up the keys to America's Ford explorer. "We should head out for the night. He'll be busy for a while so we got time to hit a few clubs."

Cali laughed as she grabbed her fake ID. She was 160 years old but still looked 15 and America didn't let them drink until they were 21. She had tried to explain to daddy that she was well past 21 but he didn't listen. He never listened! Not that it bothered Cali she likes being free to do what she wants. The two alcohol loving states walked out the door.

"So what got him so busy" Cali asked

Before Nevada could answer they heard America yelling "Texas put that gun away! New York sit down!"

"Ahh" California said as Nevada nodded

"Dad Rode Island just pulled out Florida's hair extensions!"

"RODE ISLAND" America yelled "South Carolina you can't sock people in the face!"

"Typical" Cali whispered under her breath as she and Nevada made their way to the door.

It was three in the morning and Nevada had gotten kicked out the casino because he had won too much money, over $50,000 American. He just couldn't believe they kicked him out! "How could they kick me out of the club?"

"Maybe because you told the owner of the club where he could shove it? Or it could have been that you made it rain on the bartender?"

"Dude, Cali, I was drunk but I think I would remember throwing away money."

"You totally didn't remember."

"If it had happened I 'totally' would have"

"Are you mocking me" A slightly high Cali asked

"I can't remember I'm drunk" Nevada said

Ha California laughed as she took another sip of her margarita.

"I bet dad made NY… or… he's such a kiss a…" California slurred out after finishing her fifth margarita in two sips.

"I love Yorkie…" California whispered

"Huh?" Nevada asked

"I bet Texas shot someone" California said a little louder

"Yeah, he's stupid like that" Nevada took another swig of his tequila bottle "Another club or to bed."

"Club!"

Ring, Ring

California looked at her phone, and paused as she turned to look at Nevada "It's from dad's phone!"

Nevada let out some choice words and said "Just hold on where going home" as he hit the gas

Cali laughed nervously it was just like Nevada to joke at a time like this. They were about to be totally busted by their dad and Nevada is singing Drake songs. But how was she supposed to relax when America might ground her from going to the 2013 top 10 world university conference and she made like 3 of the ten! Plus Massachusetts, New Jersey, New York, and Chicago where going then New York would think he was the better state!

"Come on Cali" Nevada said poking her side "It's hard to do these things alone"

"I know exactly who you could be" she sang half-heartedly as Nevada handed her another shot

Nevada smiled "You are the best drinking buddy ever!"

"No you are" Cali laughed

California's phone rang again 'home' appeared on the screen "Dam dad bugs" Cali said but though she wouldn't admit it a song came to mind "I get lonely to" by Drake

"This is very unlike him. I haven't seen him this fired up since the Civil War."

As they walked through the garage and into the house they tried to be as quite as possible. The second they opened the door they saw the figure of a man and the lights were on… Too late to run and at that moment Cali suddenly realized how badly her and Nevada smelled of Tabaco and alcohol. Even worse they had no excuses!

Back at the house-

Delaware was pacing back and forth inside the giant living room at America's house. Earlier during the giant fight between the Northern and Southern states California and Nevada had left the house and Delaware was the only state that had noticed. It angered him that the two Western states had taken advantage of their father being busy and decided to leave to who knows where. Those two needed to learn responsibility they needed a good talking to. He had decided he would wait for them since he didn't want to bother America. It had been hours since the fight so he started to call California's phone but she refused to answer.

"Are they home yet?" A voice said behind Delaware

"New York" Delaware turned around and face his younger brother "It's late what are you still doing up?"

"I could ask you the same question"

"Fine I'm waiting for California and Nevada to get home they keep ignoring my phone calls.

"Oh me too." New York said "Well the waiting part because I'm not ignoring your phone calls."

Delaware rolled his eyes "Does America know that the two states left."

"Dad's fast asleep." New York said as he pulled out his phone and began texting.

"Are you texting them?"

"No I'm texting the senate and my house." Being one of the biggest states he had to be prepared for all Congress meetings he did have 27 representatives in the house after all it would be sad if he wasted that kind of power.

"What a shame that a state as irresponsible as California has the most representatives"

"Yeah, well Florida, Texas and I have a lot to."

Then the garage door began to open. A person stepped through the door and with them came the undeniable sent of weed and alcohol.

"Oh it just the two of you." Nevada said as he saw New York and Delaware standing in the door. "Hey, it safe to come in Cali dad's not here."

"Shhhh, you'll wake him up." California said

New York held his nose as Delaware turned to the two states "You Two should be ashamed of your selves. Dad is busy for a few minutes and you decide that it is okay to leave, and not come back till morning! You are very fortunate that dad didn't have time to notice your absence he just returned from a world meeting and we have a House meeting tomorrow!

"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah I'm going to bed peace dorks!" Nevada said as He and California left up the stairs to their rooms.

Delaware sighed it was so hard to help take care of kids. After that New York and Delaware followed them up stairs.

I was working on this for like 4 weeks so I hope you like it. Tell me what you think in the comments.

Please forgive me I had this written in my computer for months. I have several excuses:

-my internet has been really bad

-I procrastinate

-I lost my dog… this one was the worst

-I had finals and lots of projects

I will try to do better in the future.