I absolutely LOVE making stories for everyone, and I do mean I love to make them, because who else would continue under the circumstances I have been put under? Learning everything about DC all over again, having family troubles, friend troubles, people who can't help but want to fight me just for how I look, and not to mention my lack of sleep to give you said stories.
But I digress... I do have to say this, you all gave me a HELL of a wake up call, because no story I have EVER done before has gotten me so many reviews in one fucking chapter before!... AND NEVER THE FIRST EVER CHAPTER!
Let me let you all in on something, authors like me who get that kind of praise or number of comments in the single first chapter and the story being released? Makes us know we did something right, we did something that everyone likes and should continue, and that the story, no matter how little the reviews say in the long run, will be a success and we should fight to move on till the very end about 30+ chapters later...
One last thing I have to get off my chest, for all the comments have been speaking to me... No this story does not have Naruto with Raven or Starfire, so please stop suggesting or commenting about that, sorry to all Cheshire fans but I have a different kitty waiting for Naruto, so if I didn't already plan this out, I'd have said sure, though Cheshire WILL be doing some fighting to get Naruto's attention, drama unfolds, YES there will be DC universe characters as in the Justice league and more, and Naruto will be going to Gotham, AND Metropolis, so as I did get this plot from another person, I will be as original as possible.
Also, like the other story I'm taking off from. (once again, I thank 26-lord-pein) I am going to have a character from a completely different universe, but seems they are in the DC universe, BUT it will not be from the other person's story, so watch out and I hope you enjoy the other character...
Without anything further, I give you all the next chapter... TITANS GO!
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One year... a whole stin- wellll not a WHOLE stinking year, more like three hundred and twenty days... But in that time, he learned everything he abso-fucking-lutely needed to know.. and stuff he wish he didn't HAVE to go learn! Oh KAMI that blood guy was a slave driver when it came to 'school' related business...
First week, he learned everything about the definition of all types of heroes and villains in this world... from the cops and robbers, to the teen titans and the HIVE, to the Justice League of the Brotherhood of Evil. He had to admit, learning how varied that kind of shit was in this world to his own helped him figure out how to be himself and a thief here.
Kyuubi had a spat after he finally figured out what world they were in... "SHIT, KIT, KAMI BE DAMNED ALL TO THE FIREY DEPTHS OF HELL! NOT THIS WORLD! HOW THE HELL ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GO UP AGAINST ALL THOSE ASSHOLE HEROS OH KAMI WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME SO! KUSO KUSO KUSO KUSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Naruto was THOROUGHLY confused by the rant in his head, and he had to hold back the pain raging in him because of the fox and his fucking mouth. "What the hell you stinking fox, what's got you so worked up that your going to give me a headache the size of my confusion."
Kyuubi sighed and growled deeply. "Alright, listen and listen GOOD! When I was roaming free before I was passed on through the Uzumaki family, I visited EVERY single dimension known to Kami, except prison worlds, because I really didn't want to be locked away. THIS world is going to be hard on you."
Naruto was about to ask, when Kyuubi explained it to him. "They just taught you about the justice league... I KNOW THEM! Seven members in all if I count right... Wonderwoman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Hawkwoman, Martian Manhunter, Batman and finally Superman."
Kyuubi then proceeded to tell them their powers and abilities, and for each one, he felt not to bring upon their wrath... Someone like Sakura, a guy faster then Lee at full speed, a guy with an ability like Gaara's, a woman who was half animal and could kick his ass if given the chance, a Martian with so many abilities to kick his ass with he lost count, and then came Kyuubi's explanation of the biggest threats...
"Batman and Superman, get me kit? Batman is your average, everyday man during the day... he pays his bills, sees politicians, tries to help people with his spare time, and does your normal stuff, he has no special abilities, he has no powers beyond human comprehension..."
Naruto scoffed at that, wondering how THAT could be a fucking threat... "By night he puts on some black tights, dresses like a bat, and he has a mind so sharp you could cut me up and feed me to the fishes with it so fast you'd be next before you have a chance to breath! AND HE IS ONLY HUMAN! NOT to mention he has EXTENSIVE MARTIAL ARTS TRAINING AND COULD KILL YOU WITH HIS PINKY IN A SECOND IF YOU DIDN'T TAKE HIM FUCKING SERIOUSLY! OH and let's not forget THIS LITTLE TID BIT HE'S ALSO A FUCKING NINJA WITH SO MANY BELLS AND WHISTLES AND GADTES IN HIS BELT HE COULD OPEN ONE AND KNOCK YOU OUT WITH A TRANQ!"
Naruto perked up and was paling at that. If he didn't at least get his mind straight and take this guy seriously, or even use his full strength he'd be in trouble... THEN Kyuubi gave him Superman...
"Superman is another fucking Alien. During normal hours, peace and quiet, he is in a business suit, and normally looks human, and tries to fit in, but when shit hits the fan he goes into a fucking phone booth and comes out with red tights on the outside and a cape and becomes Superman, your worst fucking nightmare. He can withstand even MY most powerful attack and not die. He will be knocked the fuck out... for about a few minutes before groaning and getting on his feet tired, getting his energy back so quickly it's impossible, then tries to kick ass once more. THAT is just his resilience... His eyes can see through ANYTHING except lead based objects, shoot beams of heat so hot it could burn the fucking SUN! He has strength enough to rip this entire planet in half at full strength, as fast as the fucking Flash, either on land or flying in the air, and not to forget, he is about half as sharp as batman, and given how what I said about batman is spot on and 100% true... besides the part about his mind able to cut me up, that was just a representation... that's not something to laugh at."
Naruto was now scared shitless with this.. he did NOT want to face off against the League anytime soon... So he would be a thief, keep the titans off his back, nothing serious that makes those guys want to go after him...
Naruto blinked... "Wait so... if you know this much about the League, then why not about the Titans?" Kyuubi sighed. "I do now... but still not half as much as I wish... The boy in red? He's batman's STUDENT! From what I see anyway, I don't know how good he is, but we will find out huh? The green boy, never seen a thing like him before, gotta be mutated by some kind of chemicals... The big boy in metal, he's a cyborg, half human, half robot, all badass. You will learn about technology here, learn that and see what I mean. The orange girl with the purple outfit? SHE is an alien as well, JUST like superman.. She is not from the same planet, or in the same league. Her people can only manipulate energy based off their emotions, whatever they feel could change their powers quick, but most of the time they use either martial arts, or energy based projectiles, normally bolts like what were thrown, and eye beams, no worries not like Supermans, but still hurts like a mother fucker. Super strength, super speed, not as much, but still, and I will never forget the best part I love the girls for... They transmit knowledge through lip contact. Meaning they kiss you and they can give you all their knowledge, or take yours. Still it's a HELL of a make-out session."
Naruto grinned at that. Wondering if he could get a taste of those lips to see what it all was about... But he digressed. Kyuubi didn't talk about the other girl... "With good reason, I don't know her...ability to bend objects wills to her own, manipulate some kind of dark energy... I felt something demonic too, but only half... it's something weird I can't figure out about her, but it just... doesn't feel right. I don't know why... So let me think on it more, let me gather information from when you fight her, and when that's over with I can give you a better answer."
Naruto accepted that. Since he got all the information he NEEDED for the day and needed a nap. He was thankful to finally figure things out... and over the next few days he would find out everything he could about this world from Kyuubi.
Second month he decided to give explosives and blasting a try, seeing as he would never know when he needed a good explosive or two handy in case of emergency... But he found that not only were the chemicals cheap, but could be made on such a high concentration and level they could rival C-4 and be at LEAST half the price. He was SO glad he had brought everything he needed in a sealing scroll, because this 'C-4' sounded only half as powerful compared to his explosive notes.
Fourth month... oh what a month, he had time to himself, finally remembering he had CLONES! And sent THEM to class and went out to train himself in his techniques, and boy did he get good.. his chakra manipulations and control were higher then any Kage in history, ESPECIALLY considering the Kyuubi. His wind and lightning control and manipulations were at a degree only KAMI could match.
He also had finally figured this entire world out, and was thankful this was it, because if it was anywhere else Kyuubi thought might have been it, he would most certainly be dead by now... So he just enjoyed his time as it were, and did things his own way, finally able to let loose.
For the next several months he made friends with Gizmo and Mammoth, and for some reason Jinx was trying to hit on him.. he felt he needed to stay away from her for awhile longer, at least to figure out if she is like Sakura or not...
But he was good friends with the other two, maybe Private HIVE, but he was such a laid back or action based dude, making any friendship with him was as hard as his so called Boot Camp.
Jinx wasn't the only girl after him, he had an offer or two from other HIVE girls around, but the two that were borderline stalkers were Jinx, and Cheshire.. He had to admit, unlike Jinx, Cheshire was a hell of a stealthy Kunoichi for this world, and his ability to read Chakra was ineffective at finding her, so if she was hidden on the ceiling, unless he personally inspected every inch of it, he'd NEVER find her... except she did make a few mistakes, and he DID have the ability to sense people watching him... thank his past and the hateful glares, he knew if someone was watching him.
He had fun while it lasted, really it was fun, but he needed out of this hell hole the master called a school... He even had a perfect plan too, use their own teachings AGAINST THEM! One night he decided he'd go see Gizmo.
Gizmo was currently working on something for him, a mask with a Visor, that way he could see things better in this world without using his chakra. "So how's it going nugget for brains?" Oh yeah, he learned the best way to get along with Gizmo, joke around just like him.
Gizmo grinned, letting the lens over his eyes raise and look at Naruto. "Well Shit licker, what are you doing here? I didn't expect you for another two hours."
Naruto shrugged. "Got nothing better to do, Jinx is off with Stone, and mammoth is currently swooooning over Leviathan. What am I going to do for the next two hours? I know, talk with a REAL friend."
Gizmo snickered, going back and zapping some circuits into place. "Well, Jinx and Stone have been getting a little mushy lately, I wonder if she knows he's using some kind of hologram... Anyway, your new mask is taking a bit longer, it's a tough one trying to fit everything without losing the natural protective qualities...Sooooo, I decided on having you steal some things for me to make it better..."
Naruto grinned. Seeing as that would give him something fun to do, and test his abilities if the securities were tough... "Tell me what, where, the lay out, and lets see if I can break the 12 hour record of thievery since Gone in 60 seconds."
Gizmo LOVED that movie, mostly because of the cars, but hey, a boy can dream. Gizmo threw Naruto a disk. "That's the place of each item, security lay out, floor plans and all I could whip up in a jiffy, and what I need you to steal has function... At Lexcorp there's a steel called 'Titan Omega' a special project I wanna test out, said to be as strong as superman's own skin. At Wayne Int. there's a fabric hardened goo, called Supreme Dragon Skin, supposed to cushion ANYTHING, and will never burn or heat to melting up to 300 degrees Celsius, and rip resistant, cold up to 300 below Celsius... it's abundant too from what I saw, enough to give you a whole fucking suit times ten, but it needs to stay in liquid form, so they put it in cryo..."
Naruto grinned as he kept talking... seemed interesting. "Anything else?" Gizmo sighed, frowning. "The third thing is a little tougher...It's locked up in the titan's tower... Old bird for brains made a suit able to take out all the other titans in a flash, and made of some slick stuff... I don't have much on it, all I got is the floor plans and vent panels... their security is the shit, and I hate it, but I gotta respect Cyborg and his smarts. He knows exactly how to set up defense."
Naruto grinned. "Don't you remember who you are talking to fart stain? I'm Naruto Uzumaki! Best damn ninja in this world!" Gizmo gave a thumbs up. "I'll even time you, now get out of here Crud muncher! I got work to do and things to plan out."
XxX 10:00PM, middle of town XxX
Naruto was in cloak and mask, he was Kitsune, and grinned under his mask as he spotted all three targets, making two clones. "Alright, I need you to go to Lexcorp, steal the damn steel, and you, get the skin, but like he said, keep it in cryo stasis..." He told them and they vanished in the blink of an eye. He himself went to the Tower.
He was there and opened a panel on the roof. "Ok, pit sniffer, time begins now..." He said and he got a call back telling to go. He slipped in, sneaking silently, using his chakra to float without touching the metal, and slipped through the rooms ventilation.
He saw a weird training room, ordinary by most accounts but had many things inside it like toys and gadgets, and posts to train on. "Robin..." He went down more and found a weird draped pink room... "Starfire, if my guess is correct...""
He hit a small file and newspaper filled room and hummed. "Either this is a collection gallery... or a briefing room..." He went to the last room in this vent passage, it was a dark dang room, and he slide in, falling silently to the floor but then catching himself and floating in mid-air.
He looked around, seeing nothing, so he hummed a quiet tune and pushed hic chakra through the giant lock in the door, unlocking it by creating a disruption, and when it unlocked he slide in without touching a thing and went to the back vault, smiling and silently thanking Gizmo for his floor plans. He seen the door was tougher to unlock, and it was too broad to just crack it.
Naruto thought how Robin must have set this up, to where it would keep everyone out, but the vault was also partly in, as if keeping something in... what was this suit? He decided the hell with it and put a few paper bombs on the hinges and main points, and got back.
He waited a few seconds and sighed. "Here goes nothing..." he put up a seal and the bombs blew, the door breaking off and landing away, and with that, he tripped the alarms... He sighed and grabbed the whole suit, everything and then putting it in a scroll he carried before running out the room, grabbing some tech as he did and then climbing through the same vent he came in, crawling like a madman until he was outside.
He grinned seeing no titan near, but then a black figure came form the floor and it was that raven girl. "Shit.." She looked at him and put up her hands. "Who are you?" Just as that was said everyone surrounded him and he grinned. Thankfully, he placed a special item a good ways into the city as his getaway...
He stood straight, putting up a hand. "If I wanted you to know that... would I be wearing a mask?" He then waved. "Ciao!" Then in a gleam of yellow he was gone. Raven growled. "That was the same kind of teleportation from that other guy a year back... who is he?"
Robin groaned. "You mean that masked dude Beast Boy said was a thief? Well guess he was right, but why did he change his colors? Does he have many aliases so not the be caught by his true identity... hmmm."
They went back in and Robin searched with the others their rooms to check and see what he stole... Robin entered the Red X chamber and seen a few things missing and gasped, running to his vault. He growled and punched the wall. "Damn... Now this maniac has my suit.. does he plan to use it as his next mask?... if anything bad happens... I know it's all my fault..."
Naruto sighed, grabbing his tri pointed kunai and grinned. He then saw the other two use the same method and he collected the items in one scroll before he went back into the secret passage back to the HIVE. He chuckled. "Time."
Gizmo checked the clock after stopping his watch and gawked. "Damn shit head! You actually pulled off a record! Try two hours and fifteen minutes! You are good... but I have to inspect the shit to make sure, bring it over tomorrow, I'm tired and going to bed... OH and Jinx said to get your butt to lunch tomorrow."
Naruto sighed. "Hai Hai." Gizmo blinked in confusion before sighing. "Just say yes, and only once will ya? That crud gets my brain rattling and I don't like it to be rattled this late at night unless I wish it!"
Naruto chuckled. And went back to his room. He saw Stone wandering the halls, sneaking around and followed him silently. He saw him behind a corner looking at his arm, which now looked robotic, and a visual image of Robin on it.
He was talking and Naruto listened in. "I can't talk right now, I've got studies to do if I'm going to get through this mission..." Robin retorted. "I realize that, but we just had a major break in here, I wanted to know if the HIVE is starting something again..."
Stone grumbled then thought of it... "Sorry, nothing I heard, it's been quiet, just the simple practices studies and thefts around that I told you about... why who broke in? What did they steal?" Robin shook his head. "I'd rather not say, but it's important... this guy was in a black cloak of some kind, but his mask was a fox mask, know anyone fitting that description?"
Stone thought and nodded. "Yeah, Kitsune... He's a Ninja, I mean literally.. if he wants to hide from you, he will be able to no problem, he also has a drastic ability.. I mean drastic, I heard rumors when he first started he made a tornado all by himself no machines, just by snapping his fingers, and then proceeded to create it with lightning and shoot wind lightning combination bolts at his enemy. He said that was only a small chunk of his true power though, but I doubt it. He's chill, and knows his plans, he makes them and then does them perfect, no mistake, but only does things he wants, and last I checked, he had no reason to get at us..."
Robin sighed, looking down. "Well if everything is true, then I guess we were lucky... Raven says he's the same energy and used the same thing as the one guy a year ago, remember him?"
Stone nodded. "Yeah, freaky... if he's the same dude, then no telling who he is." Robin nodded. "Keep tabs..I wanna know everything about this Kitsune, talk to his friends if he's not going to himself, don't blow your cover..."
Stone nodded. "Roger, Cyborg out." he started walking and didn't notice anyone nearby and jogged back to his room. Naruto fazed off the wall and grinned. "Ahhh, Cyborg... no wonder I didn't see you... So a traitor in the HIVE... I guess I should wait for the opportune.. moment..." he vanished and went to sleep in his room...
The next day he was awake at near noon, because he was out so late. He went to Gizmo, who was currently asleep in his lab, seemingly to have went to sleep after inspecting the objects...
Naruto grinned. "Oh hey, sorry, gizmo is too tired to go out with you but I'll give him the message... what? Oh, sure, you should wear the skimpiest two piece to show him you like it." Gizmo jumped up to grab the invisible phone from Naruto's hand and growled.
Naruto smirked before Gizmo went flying. "You shit monkey piece of stained panties of a ninja! Damn you and your prankster side being better then mine!" Naruto chuckled and knew Gizmo respected his skills and his pranks and loved them, juuust not how GOOD he was at it, or how he did it to HIM!
Naruto let Gizmo settle down then return to work, Gizmo grabbed some pieces of metal. "This shit is the shit alright, but they exaggerated, it's still the best thing known to man, I can make a pretty fine suit for you for all your trouble..."
He grabbed a small block of dragon skin. "And I cannot believe this stuff, I was underestimating them, they had this shit contained at a chemical level, I can even reproduce the shit. Now, this thing is perfect for making suits... want me to make you a good one?"
Naruto grinned, thinking Gizmo was having fun, so he nodded. "Sure thing fart for brains, give me the best you can build." Gizmo grinned and opened the X suit. "This shit stain is next..." He gave it a quick fabric and systems analysis and grinned. "Damn I was right, nice shit, flexible cloth like titanium for body armor, just not a cape like he has already.. I wonder why he just doesn't make his NORMAL suit like that."
He then looked at the power source... "FUCK ME! THE SHIT BRAIN USED THAT! THE HELL WAS BIRD BRAIN THINING! OH RIGHT NOTHING BECAUSE HE GOT A BIRD BRAIN! Naruto, this shit he's powering the thing with is volatile! It's like... if not properly used, if not inspected, and not outright inspected every second, this shit is like a nuclear device!"
Naruto was confused. "So why did he use it?" Gizmo growled. "Shit for brains had the suits weapon systems and the power of the suit connected, meaning everything is connected to a single power line through the entire skeleton like a nervous system and the brain center... Which is more dangerous... When used as a power source, it's a nightmare to keep track on so you don't blow yourself to pluto, weapons? You got your new best friend, and both? You can keep track and use it well, which is the only smart thing, but he has it as a brain system, meaning it's more unstable..."
Naruto snorted. "And he's the leader? Damn... I'm thinking, if you can make a suit do exactly like this on another power source like.. my chakra..." Gizmo grinned wider. "Sure thing, I already worked up a way to integrate, I thought since you were one of the best like me Jinx and Mammoth you'd need an a way to keep your power's to a minimum, otherwise blowing us to smithereens! So snot breath, black or blue?"
Naruto thought on it and grinned. "Black, I need to be stealthy after all... but I want a Blood red tint to the black and give my new fox mask that cool X, makes it look even better."
Gizmo snorted, working up the designs on a paper. "Gotcha. This suit is Red X, what will you be called after I make the new suit?" Naruto chuckled darkly. "KitsuneX..."
Gizmo nodded. "Alright, now out, time for my fingers to work... Oh, and by the way, the dance is coming next week, think of anyone you'd like to go with? That Cheshire chick seems reeealy into you... I sometimes see her sneaking notes by you every time I catch it... and over the year I seen ten..."
Naruto snorted and rolled his eyes. "Try a hundred and ten. I've even put them into piles and burned them."
Gizmo whistled. 'Damn, well why not? Seems to me like you two could find something to talk about." Naruto shook his head. "Nah, the chick is seriously freaky, she's tried to stay invisible, hide past corners, and that's fine, but I also know she would rather kick my ass for that sash stunt I tried while at the same time giving me a kiss, so I'd be kissed and then stabbed in the back, a Ninja has a tendency to stab people in the back."
Gizmo snorted. "Yeah yeah, be sure to keep it in mind, you never know what she'll do, trust me, she once gave me a scratch because she thought I was looking at her, then rubbing my head saying I was cute one time, the girl has serious bi-polar issues..."
Naruto nodded and started walking out when Gizmo threw him something. "Here, a little thing I made just for your leisure activities." Naruto looked at it and it was a device only about the size of a disk, and it had a dome.
Gizmo grinned. "It can store your chakra and the burst it into a light of energy, creating a lightscreen to blind your enemies, I was thinking of adding it but I wanted your thoughts." Naruto stored it in and looked back, smiling. "Thanks, I'll check it out sometime."
He left and seen Jinx around the corner and grinned. "Come on out Jinx, your stalking is getting better but I know your there."
She jumped out sending her most concentrated bolt of hex magic at him, hitting him dead on and he chuckled. "You know that never works." in truth though, it DID. His body would involuntarily start to overload, but thanks to his electrical control, he can undo any damage done to his nervous system and fix whatever is hexed, not only that but Kyuubi's influence helped stop that magic dead, but it still hurt like a bitch when it was dead on with more power, like getting hit by a damn Ice jutsu from Haku.
Jinx sighed, pouting and crossing her arms. "I wonder why but whatever, so you coming to lunch today?"
Naruto hummed in thought then nodded. "Sure, got nothing better to do, but the second you and Stone decide to play tonsil hockey I'm gone."
Jinx looked incredulous before laughing. "You think I like that rock for brains? You lost it, I'm only seeing if he has potential as a boyfriend, even if he does make it, I'd never love him." She didn't say it, but added in her head. "But you I would love if I ever found out why you are immune to my powers..."
Naruto put his mask back on and started to walk off. "Yeah yeah, well see you down there, I'll be catching up on my Training." Jinx was intrigued, but decided not to follow him.. Last time she did, she almost got herself blown to bits by flying arrow traps. Naruto knew how to NOT be followed.
She groaned. "Go ahead, see you at lunch, and if you are not there, I'll kick your ass from here to next week!"
He chuckled and nodded. "Yes, and no worries. For my friends, I am always there." Jinx smiled and walked with him before splitting up down the hall and going separate ways.
XxX Two weeks later XxX
Gizmo grinned as he viewed the masterpiece he called a suit. "Damn, this is the best thing I made, too bad it's still got some things missing..." "Like what?" Gizmo yelped and jumped from his seat and fell on his head.
He looked up to see a grinning Naruto. "DAMN YOU SHIT STAIN YOU SCARED ME HALF TO DEATH!" He got up shrugging it off. "Anyway barf stain, what's missing is the internal power systems, because of obvious reasons. Without knowing how the X suit worked miraculously, I had to do revisions, not only that I had to figure out if you;d even fit inside the thing."
Naruto nodded, seeing how that would be hard to do normally. "So, when can I try it on?" Gizmo grinned. 'Right now, give it a shot. You can wear anything under it as long as it's not bulky."
Naruot nodded going down to his ninja garb and sliding the suit on piece by piece and when it was all on he flexed and stretched himself around. He grinned saying something but the mask gargled his voice in a metallic tone. "Not bad."
He chuckled a bit. "Fits nice, isn't restrictive, light for speed but I feel a little weight so I know I am protected." He dropped to his normal stance then flexed his arms up, and noticed a rod coming out of each elbow. "What are these?"
Gizmo chuckled. "Those are a surprise, just you wait." He nodded and took the thing off. "Damn, it's even air conditioned too, I swear you are awesome Giz." Gizmo chuckled, standing proud.
Naruto let a finger slide along the mask. "Tell me when it'd done ok?" Gizmo nodded. "Oh, and can I have the X suit back? I thought of a way to test the power thing." Gizmo nodded and gave him the scroll and they sat down.
Giz sighed. "I swear, shit keeps getting in the way. I don't mind the shit stain headmaster, it's just what the hell am I supposed to do? I'm a techie and working on my tech is what I love to do, not that I don't mind fighting but how can I do anything besides build weapons and gear?"
Naruto chuckled. "You know instead of asking yourself what can I make gear wise to kick ass, think of how you can make gear that will help you become strong enough to kick butt yourself. You and the gear are one, your brain is your best weapon, use it. But muscle is never a bad thing."
Giz smiled. "Thanks crud nugget. So, think I'll ever find a girl?" Naruto chuckled. "Don't ask me, I had three girls all broke my heart." Gizmo chuckled. "True, but as you said, that was your world, here it may be different... Just give it a chance ok?"
Naruto nodded, giving Gizmo a small noogie. "Gotcha barf bag midget." Giz laughed struggling. "Cut it out!" Naruto stopped and Gizmo nodded. "Maybe Jinx would like you, she's been hanging around you more the Stone, and that's saying something."
Naruto shrugged. "Yeah well she kinda looks like my worse ex... and I don't know if she is the same or not so I am just trying to bide my time to see if she is better or worse."
Gizmo nodded. "As a friend in front of her, I will say she's worse, because of her rep... but behind her back, as long as you keep your mouth shut, I can say it... She is a good person really, but shit happened in her life and her powers are too chaotic for any good, it demolishes everything and hurts people, what good can she do? She tried and failed and now has her only goal, being a thief, not a villain like people think."
Naruto nodded, smiling sadly. "Yeah, but you never know... so I am going to wait for the opportune moment." Gizmo grinned. "Well, I'll see if I can't power this suit. See ya scrunch bucket."
Naruto waved off and went down the hall and when he entered his room he grabbed a stack of paper bombs and grinned. "Time to give them some home made goodbyes..." He grabbed a scroll from his drawer. "And some things you taught me to compliment my... study project... hehehehe"
He disappeared and went through every vent that day, placing bombs from his and the ones he made from class, and he found interesting things... Like, in the gym were tripwires, and snickered. "Rigged games."
He found something in the mess hall too, lasers, in case things went out of control... "Well guess this is a prone violence place, very susceptible." And lastly, the girls locker room showers and a few girls rooms, cameras... "Pervert, but I guess I can't blame him, he is a guy, and has urges like everyone else, and a master of a school full... still such a perv, I'd never do this..."
He giggled perversely. "Though I would peep from time to time if I felt like it." He placed the last bombs and got back to bed, waiting for the next day, imagining when he shot them all off... Even IF someone were to find his class bombs, his paper ones were hidden so well and no one knew their threat so they would still be there.
XxX Two days later XxX
Naruto was chuckling evilly and rubbing his hands together. "You are an evil genius..." Gizmo grinned his arms over his chest proudly. "You got it pit sniffer!"
In front of Naruto was his suit, complete and ready to go... The exo-skeleton was a black titanium cloth wrapped around plates of the super steel and dragon skin. The arms had the poles still, btu he saw why now, a sword in each because they were sheaths, and a sheath on the back. The mask looked way too awesome to be real, it was a fox mask more fox like then a mask should be, and a big blood red X over the face and a part of it striking the eye.
Gizmo turned, grabbing a piece of the whole armor. "Alright, let me explain. The black titanium cloth is over the whole thing, but just under it is the Dragon skin, it's a good thickness to absorb even a nuclear force explosion, but still being light and thin, and INSIDE the skin but poking out so it doesn't ruin the stuff and gives the best protection, is the steel plates, I made them separate to give maximum movement, but not too far apart that the only way they hit you is with a lucky hit or know where the plates are."
Naruto was drooling... meaning a puddle was forming he was drooling so much! Gizmo continued. "Alright, now the mask... now, the thing is spray painted, but the thing is literally that steel, your gonna be protected like hell. Under it is a good sized layer of the skin, the systems however are everything you could dream for. It had a HUD, or, Heads Up Display, meaning you can see everything including your suits damage, your breathing air, and your cooling and heating systems. I put in something that with voice command will bring up different visions too, here they are... X ray, V ray, Ultra violet, Infrared, and scoped, meaning you can see farther if need be."
Naruto giggled like a kid in a candy store, orrrr how he was before, a Dobe in a Jutsu catalog! "Come on Gizmo, don;t hold me in suspense, what else you got?" Gizmo grinned wider. "The suit is all you got shit head, the defense is awesome and you can do whatever the old X suit could too, not only that but the swords can automatically, by finger pressing the palm button hidden in the hand, but the back one you pull out your own. Not only that but here, I thought you'd enjoy this..."
Gizmo handed Naruto one of the swords and it was amazing, it was made of flexible but superb Steel, not like the one he stole, but still decent, and it had a diamond hard and razor sharp edge. "Damn... Hey, what's this?" he saw a seal, a SEAL on the handle.
Gizmo grinned so wide he looked like his head split in two. "I borrowed a scroll you learned a seal to let you put chakra in that blade, I actually did it to all the blades and even put a seal inside the full tang blade, I think it was called... 'He-ra-ish-en'... whatever that is..."
Naruto just stared at his friend... "For me?... damn... well thanks, you're the best Gizmo, and it's pronounced Hiraishin, or in your language, since I learned it thanks to my knowledge, Flying Thunder God jutsu. Thanks, I will never lose the blades now."
Gizmo bowed and Naruto clapped. And Naruto sealed the suit and got in costume as Gizmo and he went off to see what Blood wanted. They seen Stone, Jinx and Mammoth on a hexagon and stood beside them. "What's up? How's the weather up here?"
Stone laughed. "Haha, very funny. Blood wants us to take on some intruders." They were risen up and into the final exam arena and then the teen titans came through the door ahead. Naruto grinned when seeing Cyborg in the group. "Nice, having a duplicate you in case people thought you quit."
Blood had them start and Stone lead them. "Attack Pattern Alpha!" Naruto sighed, jumping in and knowing if he didn't fight he was going to have a hard time getting his moment...
Who said he had to fight the titans?
He slammed a fist against Mammoth and threw him to the titans as the fake cyborg came in, knocking both down hard before blocking a strike from Robin who went for an aerial attack with his metal staff.
Robin growled. "You... you stole the suit." Naruto chuckled and threw the kid at Gizmo in the air and knocked HIM down too.
Beast boy changed into a big ape and threw a punch but Naruto caught the arm and kicking the boy in the stomach forced him into the air and dropped him hard against the floor and then sliding him back against Stone.
Jinx growled, slamming her feet against his defending arm. "Whose side are you on!" Naruto flipped her off his arms, holding her from behind. "Mine... and I always have been."
Jinx growled, hitting the floor with her hex bolts and making the ground shake, and Naruto let go. She sent more, coming after him as he dodged every bad luck thrown object and debris from the cracking floor.
Naruto whistled, he never knew she was so good at fighting. She stopped and slipped past his arm reach and slammed her fist in his stomach, making him slide back, but he kept on his feet and rubbed his stomach.
"That wasn't nice, what did I do?" Jinx growled more. "You betrayed us!" Naruto shrugged. "What gave you that idea? I'm not betraying you, just Blood, the guy is seriously wacko." Jinx huffed and tried to kick him in the head but he dodged. "hey now, I never wanted to leave on bad terms, can't you give me a chance? I thought you liked me."
Jinx threw her best bolts around him making everything try to crush him to bits but they just turned to dust and flew away. She stood still. "Of course I liked you, but betraying us is something I don't like! What the hell made you betray our trust?"
Naruto clicked his tongue. "Too bad.. Let me give you reasons I betrayed BLOOD not you. One, I'm a Thief, not a villain, I steal, and take what I can and give nothing back. He is so not my style. Second, I stole what I wanted, and I still hope to be friends, because you guys are great. And third, the shit head Blood creeps me out, trying to put me under mind control."
jinx looked a little confused why it bothered him. Naruto scoffed. "I know your bad luck and he gets backlash but not everyone has that advantage, I know of at least a dozen times people were manipulated fully, or a few people who are fully controlled to being his pets. I do not want that on me or you guys, so I will blow his shit up."
While he and Jinx fought, the Titans got caught, Stone became cyborg, and Cyborg turned to the HIVE, then fired at Blood. Naruto put up a seal and pressed a button behind his back and and with the explosive power Cyborg gave, his owns rocked the base and it was being completely destroyed. Naruto waved off. "See you three again, I still hope to be friends!" he vanished again, a Hirashin kunai just outside and he came to it.
He put it away and sighed. "I do wish they made it out ok. Oh well... what now... I know! Let's see if I can give the Titans a scare with their precious suit..."
He slid into the shadows and put it on before going to Lexcorp, grinning under the mask. "Let's round us up a bird..."
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Hey guys sorry it took so long, but you know, going to my Roots of fanfiction is hard.. reading 5+ years worth of fanfics I either read or WROTE, all the great ones either missing or not found yet, and my inspiration bar falling faster then a warriors mana bar in Lore type games... It's insane, but thankfully I gave you another chapter, and I will continue this thing like planned. Have fun, and enjoy.
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