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Sasuke: Where am I?

Me: :D

Sasuke: Uhhh,

Me: :D

Sasuke: Your creeping me out!

Me: :DD

Sasuke: You own NOTHING! *runs away*

Me: D:

ITS TRUE! I OWN NOTHING!

Sunday passed without much to tell. Well, if you dont count Charity spilling chicken soup down Chads shirt. How, the world may never know! Mom has officailly grounded her though, and when you ground Charity, you just take away her power tools.

She is not a happy camper for however long their gone. So she becomes this insane person with to much energy and retarded ideas.

I was almost promised a busy week. Way to kick off Summer eh?

Mom was going on a cruise with Chad, apparently he had friends in 'high' places. Was it wrong to imagine him threatining them with a pistol?

Willow was busy running around with her pack of rabbid fangirls about the new neighbors. And Charity oddly kept to herself, causing me to worry abit.

But I had my own problems.

Considering my new neighbors were fictional characters! I was playing this safe, I didn't want to give Willow another reason to try and ship me to the mental institution in town. Again.

Although I have to wonder why they came here. Akatsuki and Sasuke? More specifically, Itachi and Sasuke not trying to kill each other? Something wasn't right. I went to the library, searched the web and even back to my fan writings.

Gone.

Everything Naruto was non existant.

I stayed up half the night wondering if everything was a dream. I groaned as I tossed for the millionth time that night.

"GAA! I wish I knew what was going on..." I muttered as I closed my eyes.

Only to snap them back open again.

WISH? MY WISH!

I was hypervinalating now, no way my stupid wish came true, right? Thats impossible!

But, so is fictional characters comming to life and living right beside you!

"Ohmigod, my wish! MY WISH!"

And I did the most girly-ish thing I think I've ever done.

I fainted.

"KAKUZU!"

"THEY HAD GOOD MONEY!"

"DIE!"

I rolled out of bed and stumbled to my window. Anyone who knew me KNOWS not to wake me up.

I was ready to kill. No not just kill, maime, seriously injure, before giving them a blissful and welcoming end. Abit morbid for 7:43 in the morning but, ehh. Its how I think..

Yanking up my blinds to seek the person this awful horror was to befall upon, I was snapped out of my state of rage.

And thrust into a laughing fit.

Sasuke was chasing Kakuzu around with a rather inhumanly large stick. Kakuzu was running away rather impressivly, clutching a large tot.

From what I could make out, Kakuzu let some girls spy on Sasuke, who was taking a shower, for money ofcourse.

I looked around and seen the cluster of fangirls were split in two. One was still at the window, (my older sister being one of them). And another watching Sasuke. I twitched when I seen Charity mixed in as well.

Sasuke, who might I mention,(and I just now noticed) was clad in only a white fluffy towle. Was, was I DROOLING? I looked back to Willows group.

Why were they still standing there? Sasuke was practically running around nude! Upon closer inspection I knew why.

Itachi was now undressing, totally unaware of the girls watching, for free this time. I turned away, a heavy blush on my cheecks. No way was I gonna get sucked into that mess.

I was gonna be the opposite! The one to take a stand and say the Uchiha brothers were stinky. To seem as if they were a disease, and telling them so.

But why is it so hard to look away from Itachi taking his clothes off? GAA! I shook my head, shoved away from my window and stalked to my closet.

Can'ts start the day in pajamas. Well, I could, but I won't. That was a Charity thing. Dressing abnormal, cursing and obsessing? That, my dear people, is a Trinity thing.

For this household anyway.

Bounding down the stairs in a purple tutu, black tights and a black cami I was in the kitchen. Flinging open the fridge, I rummaged. And looked. And shoved things around. But I wasn't finding ANYTHING!

I wanted anyway. I huffed, slamming it shut. I twirled to the cabinets, grabbed a cup of instant ramen and prepared to eat it.

Afew minutes later, I was perched on the counter, cup of noodles in hand and slurping them down.

I was brought out of my daymare when I heard the front door slam shut. "He's so heavy!"

"Remind me again why I'm helping you?" I heard Willow yell out.

"SHHH! You don't hafta yell at me."

Uh oh. Charity and Willow? Helping each other?

There is definatly something not right, whether it be Willows flunking classes or Charity doesnt have her power tools. I thought a minute.

Yeah, nothing normal about this.

I slid off the counter, threw my cup away and tiptoed to the livingroom.

"Are you sure he's not dead?" Willow asked.

"Nope! I can feel his pulse. Gees, for a collage student your pretty...not smart."

THWACK!

"WAA! WILLOW! WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?"

I peeked over the corner I was hiding behind to take in the scene.

Charity was on the ground wailing while Willow stood above her, a large stick in hand.

I seen her shrug. "Call it a needed investment. Now, answer my first question. Why did I help you kidnap this weirdo?"

I gasped quietly and poked my head out further. Laying on the couch, was none other than Tobi. He was wearing a white shirt with lolipops on it, plain black shorts, and customary orange swirly mask.

Charity, writhling in pain one second, standing the next laughed.

"You do want to meet the sexy hunks, right?"

Willow nodded, now fully interested. I did to, wanting to see the twisted plot my sister was thinking.

Charity without power tools, is like turning of the goodness switch to a fairy godmother. Instead of making dreams come true, she's creating nightmares! I've only seen her like this one other time, and it didn't end well.

Snapping back, I had missed the first part of her plan. Dammit! Don't loose focus!

"- to act very cute and innocent. I read once that opposties attract! Anyway, we say we found him, they take him back, and BAM! We have them eating out of the palm of our hands!"

I don't know what was worse. Me trying to picture this or them thinking its going to work.

I was on the ground in seconds, gasping for air as I laughed. The girls jerked their heads in my direction and glared. I just kept on laughing.

"What's so funny Trinity, Willow asked, arms crossed and nose up, Jealous we didn't include you?"

I finally gained ahold of myself, getting up and dusting off before walking over. "Oh very much so. You know, because, finding Tobi is so gonna be on their, 'To Do'. list." I rolled my eyes as I leaned over his person.

I was taking in his solid and very much so breathing form. It's not every day you get to see the Tobi aka, Madara Uchiha laying on your couch, unconsious.

If he even was. "What do you mean? My plan is fool proof!" Charity bragged, also crossing her arms.

"Which is exactly why it's not going to work." I sighed. For the smarter kids in the family, they really were stupid. Stupid smart people.

"What are you saying?"

"That your way over your head love." I spoke softly. I inched foward abit and put a finger on the bottom of his mask. He twitched abit. I smirked.

"AH-HA! I KNEW YOU WERN'T REALLY PASSED OUT!" I shouted with glee. Tobi instantly became alive, springing up from the couch and on his knees infront of me.

"PLEASE DON'T MAKE TOBI GO BACK! DEIDARA- SEMPAI IS VERY MEAN TO TOBI! TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! A GOOD BOOOYYY!" he cried. He was using his childish voice. IT was so moe...wait!

Snap out of it Trin! You can't go into you crazed fangirl state. Damn all the Uchiha to sever cases of acne!

Charity ran away screaming. Willow stood frozen in place, mouth hung open and face slowly but surely getting red.

I smiled triumphantly as I patted Tobi's head. "There, there. Im sure you could hang out for alittle while."

This seemed to snap Willow out of her trance.

"YAY! THANK YOU- uhh, Tobi doesn't know your name hime-chan!" Tobi said as I blushed. HE CALLED ME A HIME! NO! MUST. RESIST. FLATTERY.

"Trinity. And you are Tobi correct?" I asked as he nodded enthusiastically.

"Hai! How did you know Trin-chan?" he tilted his head to the side.

Resisting the urge to glomp, I turned to Willow, who was shaking her head.

"Nope, sorry. Not gonna fly! I have a self proclaimed rule for the house. No weirdos aloud! With the exception of you ofcourse, but hes gotta go."

Charity chose this time to run back inside before I could explode.

"IS IT TRUE? ARE YOU REALLY RELATED TO THOSE SEXY BEASTS NEXT DOOR!"

I plugged my ears as Tobi tried to hide behind me. It was kinda funny actually.

He was like, 6'2, and I bearly came up to his chest. I face palmed.

"Y-yes! Please dont hit Tobi with a brick evil laady-chan!" he pleaded from behind me.

My head snapped in Charity's direction, and even Willow seemed abit suprised. "A brick? Really?"

She blushed and shrugged. "It's not like he was gonna come with me if I offered him candy!" she tried defending herself.

"CANDY? TOBI LIKES CANDY!" Tobi said, running me over to grasp Charity's hand. "YOU HAVE CANDY?"

Willow let out a sigh and ploped down on the sofa. "Wow, this isn't getting akqward." she said as Charity ran away from Tobi.

I laughed as he hoplessly followed, asking about candy. "Today was rather eventful, for a Monday anyway."

Willow only groaned and nuzzled her head into the arm of the couch.

"Itachi...sexy...big...ahhh."

Im pretty sure my eye was twitching as I quickly walked to the kitchen.

"BACK! BACK YOU MONSTER!" Charity had found her way onto the counter, stabbing a wooden spoon at Tobi, who sat on the floor like a puppy.

He was rubbing his head as she wiggled it more.

"Okay..."

He bolted up and was at my side within seconds.

"Trin-chan! Charity-san hit me on the head with a spoon!" he wailed as I sighed.

"Could you be any more immature?" I asked her as she slid off the counter.

"Yeah, well, he started it!"

I only groaned and opened the fridge, taking out a Hershey bar. Nothing I love more than a chilled Hershey bar(I really like them cold or melted...choco- addict :) on a bad day.

I turned and seen Tobi on the floor, bowing so low his face was flat against it. "Please Trin-chan! May I have some candy?"

I pouted. Even with a twin, I was never good at sharing. I was the greedy one. But... this was one of the most bad ass people in existance now. Did I really wanna refuse him something?

"MINE!"

I booked it, running to the back door and to the back yard. Yes, Im a very selfish person. But it was MY chocolate dammit!

I wasn't planning on Tobi running after me though. "TRIN-CHAN! I SAID PLEASE!" he about crashed into me if I hadn't side stepped.

"THATS NOT THE MAGIC WORD!" I shouted back as I ran out front.

"YES IT IS! QUIT LYING! LYING ISN'T WHAT GOOD-GIRLS ARE SUPPOST TO DO! TOBI DOESN'T AND TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!" he shouted, waving his arms around.

He was gaining on me.

"WHO SAID I WAS GOOD? AND YOUR LYING RIGH-oaf!" I had run into someone. Probably some random fangirl.

"Watch where your going loser."

My head snapped up so fast I felt dizzy. I had ran right into the person I had proclaimed as my enime.

Sasuke Uchiha.

He had fallen as well, only he was getting up, dusting himself off. He was in some clothes this time though, black skinnys and a white graphic tee.

Despite his total hotness, I pulled myself together and let anger take its toll.

"Who do you think your calling a loser ass wipe?" I asked as I stood. He had every intention of just walking away until I spoke.

He turned to say something, when he really looked at me for a second. His eyes narrowed and he pointed an accusing finger at me.

"You."

I snorted and mocked him, taking a more relaxed stance. "You. Honestly? You has a name, and its Trinity Marie Hart. Learn it."

He seemed suprised at first. He was probably used to chicks falling over themselves trying to just get him to look at them.

All I had to do was call him an Ass-wipe and I had his undivided attention.

He glared and toke a step closer. I toke a step back. I couldn't handle being that close to him. It was taking all my self control not to just glomp or even blush.

He seemed to noticed this and grinned. "Scardy-cat are we, Trinity?" he asked, taking another step towards me. I toke a step back again.

Only to fall flat on my ass. Damn you curb.

He smirked, like he won something and turned.

"Oh, the names Sasuke, Sauke Uchiha. Learn it."

And he walked back to his lawn, going into his house.

I was steaming as I layed on the ground. He beat me at my own game.

Time to change my stragities.

"Sasuke-kun is so emo." Tobi said as he plopped down beside me. I laughed.

I totally forgot he was even here. Did he see the whole thing? I sighed, tossing him the already warm chocolate.

He caught it with his awsome ninja skills and whooped with glee.

"Thanks Trin-chan! I promise to put in a good word for you with father!" he said as he ran away.

I instantly sat up, problems forgotten as he ran into his house as well.

"FATHER?"

Tobi: Your mean Trin-chan

Trin: Ehh, all in a days work.

Me: Yep! Now...who should you fall desperatly in love with?

Trin: EH?

Tobi: ME!

Trin: NOOO!

Itachi: Is this, the right...room?

Me: Itachi my man...wanna get a girl?

Itaci: 0.o Damn you Kisame.

Sasuke: Welcome to hell.

Trin: What room were you looking for anyway?

Itachi: The bathroom.

Me: THIS IS EVEN BETTER!

Tobi: EXCUSE CUPCAKE-CHANS RANDOM CONVERSATIONS WITH THE CHARATERS IN HER AUTHORS NOTES~ SHE HAS NO LIFE

Me: I...DAMN YOU TOBI!

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