Title: Emmett The Spy

Rating: T

Pairing: Leah/Emmett

Disclaimer: I do not own anybody or anything from Twilight!

Summary: Emmett tries to recruit his brothers for a little spy mission to see Leah naked while she is in the shower.

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"Please!" The biggest Cullen son was literally on his knees begging his brothers Jasper and Edward to join in on his little plan.

"No." Edward didn't even bother looking up from the book he was reading. He knew better than to give in to his brothers crazy antics and this idea he had was most definately a stupid one. The bronzed haired vampire wondered if Emmett had a death wish. With a sigh he flipped closed the book he had been trying to read since Nessie and Bella were out hunting with Jacob. He looked at Emmett who was trying to pout and he tried not to chuckle because it would only spurr his biggest brother on.

"Why not?" The bear like vampire questioned as he got to his feet. The vegitarian vampire was bouncing on the heels of his feet. He lowered the tone of his voice until it was an excited whisper. "It will be fun! Plus we get to see her naked!"

Edward rolled his eyes. "Emmett I know it's not easy for you to think with your upstairs brain but please listen to what I am saying." He paused to lean forward in his chair. "This is Leah Clearwater we are talking about and if she knew what you planned to do she would without hesitation kill you. I know you've been bored since Rosalie and Seth got together but this plan is a suicide mission. Do you know how hard it was for Seth to convince to even stay with us since her mother moved in with Charlie? If she catches you spying on her while she showers it will break the little trust she does have in our family."

Jasper was the next to speak from his seat on the couch. "I have to agree with Edward here Emmett. I really don't want to have to deal with her anger if you get caught and you will because you always do."

Emmett just frowned at them. "I won't get caught brothers of mine and do you want to know why?" He didn't bother waiting for them to reply. "Because I have spent the last few days watching spy movies and I know exactly how not to get caught. You gotta trust me. I know what I am doing so are you guys in or not?" When they both shook there heads no at him he crossed his arms with a scowl. "You guys are pansies and don't come crying to me when I get to see the she-wolf naked and you don't."

Jasper sighed and looked at Edward. He did not want to be here when Emmett got caught. "Hunting?" He asked simply before he and Edward vanished from the house and to the safety of the forest.

Once his brothers left the house Emmett got to work. The shower was still running so he knew he had some time. He changed into some old army fatigues and made two black lines underneath his eyes with black shoe polish. When he was satisfied that he looked the part he headed up the stairs with his back against the wall. He peered around every corner on his way to bathroom acting as if he could get caught when in reality no one else was home.

When he had almost reached the bathroom he ducked into a low crouch and rolled. Getting back up he slowly raised his hand placing it on the doornob and turned the handle as slowly as possible. When he heard the soft click he pushed open the door and stuck his head inside. The whole room was filled with steam and he was thankful for his vampire vision. Sliding his massive body threw the door he once again ducked down into a crouch behind the sink which did very little to hide the hulk like vampire.

Emmett felt as if he won the lottery as he watched Leah's form from behind the curtian. It was times such as these he wished he had x-ray vision. He debated moving forward for a closer look but his desicion was taken from him when the water shut off suddenly and he realized there was no time for him to escape. He knew if he made a run for it she would hear the noise. So doing the only thing he could think of, he pressed his body into the wall hoping the she wolf wouldn't see him. But Emmett being Emmett couldn't resist letting out a wolf whistle when she stepped out of the shower wrapped in a towel.

Leah Clearwater whipped around when she heard a wolf whistle and her eyes widen when she saw Emmett Cullen trying and failing to hide behind the sink. "What the hell? Leech what the fuck are you doing in here?"

Emmett who knew he was caught stood up and smiled widely at her. He decided to try and lie it was the best course of action. "Leah? I didn't know it was you in here. I just came to uh.." He looked around trying to find something that he could possible need and he grabbed the nearest box not bother to read the label. "get this."

The wolf girl raised her eyebrow at him. "You needed the demon spawns box of tampons?"

Emmett dropped the box instantly acting as if it burned his skin. "Well here's the thing Leah. You see I was bored and-"

Leah cut him off with a glare. "So you decided to get your rocks off by watching me shower you perverted blood drinking parasite." The russet skinned beauty was shaking with anger. "You have five seconds to convince me not to kill you."

Emmett smirked wickedly. "What if I let you see me naked?" He started to unbuckle his belt but stopped when he saw Leah throw her hand over her mouth.

The female Clearwater sibling gagged. "I think I just threw up in my mouth a little." She stated before running out of the room swearing she would get revenge on Emmett Cullen if it killed her. Death was to good for the perverted leech. She was going to make him pay one way or another.

Emmett watched the she wolf run off and smiled. He had seen Leah Clearwater naked and lived to tell the tale. This was the best day ever in his opinion. He couldn't wait to tell his brothers that he got to see her naked when they didn't. His smile widened and he once again thought this day was the best day ever and couldn't possibly get any better.

AN: I just wanted to write this and I know Leah didn't do anything to him but I was hoping you all could give me your ideas on how she could get him back. I have a few but I would love to hear from you!