Author's Notes
Here's chapter two. :
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9:30am. In French.
Haha, this lesson is going amazingly slowly, but me and Rosie have taken to playing noughts and crosses in the back of our French books.
We haven't heard a word Madame Idiote (as the Ace Gang named her) has said.
Tres amusante.
Ha! Just found some amusing words in the French dictionary.
Ta mere.
10:50am. In R.E.
I think our teacher has mental issues. She just did the moonwalk across the front of the classroom, and is now furiously spinning in the chair.
Surprisingly, Jas has stopped flicking her fringe, and is staring in awe at the scatty teacher.
I am sitting in between Jas and Rosie.
Jools sits across the other side of the classroom.
We wrote a note to Jools, saying:
Jools x
Are we the only ones who think our teacher
is a complete dithering idiot?!
Love Gee, Rosie + Jas x
Jools then sent a note back saying:
Gee-Gee, Ro-Ro + Jas The Spaz xx
Haha, you are not alone!
Wonder if I'd get away painting my
nails?!
Jools xx
Jas was a bit miffed after that, but then the bell went. We couldn't have got out of there faster if we had tried.
1:00pm. In History.
Haha! This is one marvy arvie! We've got a supply teacher, yes!
More chances to bugger about, and the Ace Gang are so obviously sat next to each other.
Oh My God. Jools just spotting an army poster, which said:
'This space is reserved for a fit man.'
Rosie, Jools and I, all had laughing fits until we were blue in the face, but of course Jas didn't get the joke.
She is such a div sometimes. She has a nervy b. everytime a guy talks to her! And she has a boyfriend!
The rest of us don't do that obviously, as we are tres sophisticated.
Ahem.
Oh dear. Our teacher cannot read. Or spell for that matter.
She wrote 'Guensbow Sit-In' on the board, when it's meant to be 'Greenboro Sit-In'.
Jas pointed that out to her.
The teacher also wrote 'Montgomery Bus Boycott' on the board.
Me and Jools just kept coming up with lines like:
- 'My name is Bow, Guensbow, but you can call me Gwenny!'
...and...
- 'Montgomery Fuck Fest!', which we decided that we are going to shout out in games tomorrow.
Should be tres funny.