Ironhide's War Stories

Warning!

Contains spoilers for future books!

Good guesses but no one got it! Oh the agony!

The line CLICK WHIRR SNARL SNATCH SNIKT CLICK CLACK Belongs to hummergrey It means:

misrable slaggin glitches (SNIKT CLICK CLACK is not directly translatable. Means 'stuff up' and more.

Ironhide was caught off guard by all the Cybertronians and humans there alike. Gunilla ran over to him and climbed up Ironhide. She climbed onto his shoulder and smiled sweetly. " Ironhide do you think Sunstreaker, Mudflap, and Skids are click whirr snarl snatch snikt click clacks?" Gunilla asked smirking pointing at the said bots.

All the bot's mouth dropped open. " Did she just..." Sideswipe wondered aloud, " Say what I think she said?"

" Depends what you heard," Wheeljack gasped. Sideswipe moved his mouth but no words came out.

" I heard the following: click whirr snarl snatch sniky click clacks..." Sideswipe managed, " did I hear it right?"

" Yes you did..." Prowl growled stalking towards Ironhide. Optimus beat him to the punch.

" Ironhide!" Optimus growled lunging towards him. Gunilla jumped down from Ironhide's shoulders and landed in Optimus's hand.

"Whoa there boss bot! I didn't hear it from Ironhide!" Gunilla said pulling the puppy dog eyes, afraid that her guardian might get hurt, " I heard it from Sunny! He called me that!"

Sunstreaker growled and launched towards Gunilla. Optimus Prime grabbed Sunstreaker and Gunilla growled violently at Sunny.

" Sunstreaker, did you?" Optimus growled. Gunilla smiled wickedly and secretly pulled out a tape recorder.

" N-n-no," Sunstreaker stammered. Gunilla played the tape recorder and it played out Sunstreaker saying what Gunilla just did.

" Okay, maybe I did..." Sunstreaker admitted running out of the Rec. room. Gunilla laughed evilly and jumped onto Ironhide's shoulder.

" So, you gonna tell us some stories?" Gunilla asked sweetly. Ironhide gruffly laughed and sat down in the front of the room.

" Which one would you all like to hear?" he asked. Gunilla raised her hand and waved it around wildly.

" Oh oh oh! I know I know I know! The secret Kaon mission!" Gunilla yelled. Ironhide chuckled and began telling the story.

"Back on Cybertron, a secret mission was taking place by a Autobots spy team in the Decepticon capital of Cybertron, Kaon. That team consisted of me, Sideswipe, Arcee, Wheeljack, Sunstreaker, and Shadow Stalker. Shadow Stalker stalked forward in her wolf form and attacked the two guards, Lugnut and Skywarp. How she managed to bring down Lugnut by herself we shall never know. She nodded and we raced forward and leaped over the gates. I blasted open the main doors and we snuck in quietly. Shadow Stalker and I went to find Megatron's throne room and the brig, while Wheeljack and Sunstreaker went to go find the secret data for a nuclear missile launcher, and Sideswipe and Arcee went to find the controll room. Shadow Stalker and I prowled forward, searching for the throne room. Suddenly, Shadow Stalker jumped into the shadows as Ramjet rounded the corner. I pushed against the wall, but it was to late," Ironhide began.

" What happened next?" several cries from the audiance sounded.

" As I was saying, It was to late. Ramjet spotted me and attacked me. We fought for about a breem before Ramjet suddenly collasped, and standing behind him was Shadow Stalker in robot form holding a bunch of cables from Ramjet. Shadow Stalker was holding an unresponsive Blaster and a very wounded Nighthawk. I thanked her and I went to look for the throne room. I never found it because Wheeljack set off a self destruct button and we had to evac the place as soon as possible. Shadow Stalker had Blaster over her shoulder and I had Nighthawk. We rushed out of Kaon and waited for the others. They never came. We were left alone in the metal woods with two very injured bots. As we would later know, the rest fled Kaon and left us behind," Ironhide said staring sternly at Sideswipe, Sunstreaker, Wheeljack, and Arcee.

"Hehehehe?" Sunstreaker squeaked. Ironhide growled and Gunilla popped two mini cannons from her arms. Sunstreaker put his hands up in defeat and Ironhide continued.

" Shadow Stalker and I called for backup and no one answered. So we trudged through the woods and a human week later, we arrived back at base. Ratchet fixed up his daughter and Blaster quite quickly. That is the short version of the Battle of Kaon," Ironhide finished looking around the room.

Cheers were heard. " Tell us another one 'Hide!" Anika cheered doing a fist pump. Ironhide growled but nodded.

" After I get some Energon," he said gruffly grabbing an Energon cube. The Major Twins got up and raced out of the Rec. Room as a yell of their names were heard from a very mad Ironhide.

R & R People! And incase anyone didn't notice, Ratchet is Nighthawk's dad! Surprise! Now where did I put the confetti...