Croeso yn ol pobl! Or, welcome back! I'm in the process of learning all of my bloodline languages. That was Welsh.
Disclaimer: We no own Naruto.
Kalika Dylan Marvil
"Are we there yet?" I asked, rubbing my arm where Deidara gave me my shot. I didn't want to have my allergies acting up when I was with a sexy bomber. "No, un." Deidara said. "Now?" I said, deciding to play with him. "No, un." He said. Raven was zoning out, staring at the clouds while Tobi gave her a piggy back ride. "Now?" I asked. "No, un." He growled. "How about now?" Tobi asked playing along. "No! We won't be there for another three hours, un." He said. We walked in silence for a minute. "Hey Deidara-kun?" I asked. "No, we are not there yet, un!" Deidara yelled. My eyes went big and chibi like. I hated being yelled at. Yelling lead to hitting. And hitting lead to Melanie laughing at me. Stupid, drunk Diane. Stupid, Whiney, perfect Melanie. I hate my mother, Diane. And my sister Melanie. Thinking they can tell me how to live my life and beat the living shit out of me when I don't do what they want… but, more on that later.
"I just wanted a piggy back ride." I said. Deidara looked guilty. "Oh, okay. Get on, yeah." He said. I grinned and climbed on his back. "Thank you Deidara! Oh, one more question." I said. "Yeah?" He asked. "The next time we stop, can I see your art?" I asked. Trying to get all of the guilt out of his system. Deidara grinned back at me. "You bet, yeah." He said. "Yay!" I said and hugged him.
Now, let me explain what I was ranting about earlier. My mother, Diane, is a no-good, fat, ugly, lazy assed bitch. She was a slut in high school for beer and smoke money. Thus allowing me to be born when she graduated. My little sister, Melanie, was born when Diane was slutting her self in Hollywood. I don't know who the dad was because Diane had sex with every male actor over 20. Michal Jackson, Maybe? Brad Pitt? Tom Cruise? I don't know. But, Melanie was perfect from the moment she was born. Diane spoiled her and abused me. Diane and Melanie wouldn't give a rat's ass about me. That's why I was so timid and jumpy when Ana and I met. Ana and the others really opened me up. Their more family than Melanie and Diane will ever be.
I rested my head on Deidara's back and closed my eyes and fell asleep.
Raven
I was to busy staring at the clouds to even notice Kalika fall asleep on Deidara's back until Tobi stopped walking. I looked down. "Eh? Why'd we stop? Are we under attack? Deidei! I need to pee!" I said spazing. Deidara sighed. "Fine, we'll have to stop for the night, because you two are weighing us down, yeah." He said and looked back at Kika asleep on his back. I noticed it was getting dark. I went behind a bush to pee and came back out. "Yay! I feel better now! Tobi? Deidara? Kika?" I aid and noticed that I was all alone in the big field. Processing data…
"OH MY FUCKING JASHIN I'M ALONE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!" I ran around and screamed. "RAVEN!" I heard Kalika yell at me. I stopped and stared. "Yeah?" I asked. She pinched the bridge of her nose. "We're right here you dumbass." She said. "Oh, hi guys." I said. They sweat dropped. We went in to our tent and curled up for the night. Deidara forced me into a bag with Kalika. And I pouted because I wanted to be next to Tobi. Kika was mad, too. She wanted some Deidara action. She pounded me on the head when I said that out loud. Deidara just blushed and told Tobi what I ment later when he asked. I was asleep in moments.
Ana Rae Black
I tried to keep my balance on the trees behind Kisame and Itachi. I was doing well so far. Then, Crack! "Shit!" I said as I fell. I landed on my face. "Ow~" I whined and sat up, rubbing my nose. "Yo! Starlet 1, are you okay?" I heard Kisame call. If I was Kalika, I would have been pissed at him for calling me that. I stared up at them. Unfortunately, I was pretty mad.
"If your going to check on me, the least you could do is use my name!" I yelled at him. The two members dropped down next to me. I stood up and whipped the dirt off of my knees. Why did I chose to where a skirt? Why was I still in my pajamas? I sighed and climbed the tree. "Let's go!" I called. Yes, I'm impatient. It's in my nature. We continued to go through the trees and I fell three more times, going into swearing fits in a Hidan-ish manner each time.
Itachi and Kisame dropped down next to me on the fourth time when I just sat there. "Did she die?" Kisame asked. "Go to hell, Fish face." I said. "She could be related to Hidan, for all we know." He said. "I'm from a different world! You said it your self!" I yelled at him and sat up. "Man, I hate being unbalanced. But, I know I'm doing better than the others."
I said. I knew that all of my friends sneezed. Itachi picked me up and slung me over his shoulder. Now I really wished I wasn't wearing a skirt that short.
"Your such a pain." He said and we continued for a long while and I got used to the fact that Itachi's face was right next to my ass. We stopped after an hour and set up camp. It was getting dark out. When the boys were finished, Kisame started begging Itachi to let me sleep in his sleeping bag. "Pleaaaaaase, Itachi-san?! Please?" He begged. "Ah… ah… AH-CHOOOOOO!" I sneezed/ shrieked. I rubbed my nose on my arm and shivered. "Sorry. That always happens when I get to cold." I said when they looked at me.
"No Kisame." Itachi said. "Come on, Itachi, Please?" Kisame went back to begging. Itachi was getting irritated with Kisame. "AH-CHOOOOO!" I sneezed. They kept at it. I felt another one. "Uh-oh… ah…. ah… ah… AH-CHOOOOOOO! Whoa!" I said. I lost my balance and slipped of my tree branch. I curled in a ball and closed my eyes and waited to land on my spine and fracture it. I felt two arms wrap around me and catch me before I broke my spine. I felt us come to a stop.
"Rae. You can open your eyes." Itachi said. "Hell, no!" I said and cuddled closer to him. He sighed and set me down on my feet and stepped back. He let go of my shoulders when I had my balance. I hugged him after words. You either just screamed; "You're crazy!" "You're insane!" or even "You, bitch! Itachi's mine!" Well, I have an answer; I don't give a shit! I was thanking him!
"Thank you for saving me." I said. "Hn." He said. I smiled. I'm so glad I spoke Uchiha. We went into the tent and I ended up sharing a sleeping bag with Itachi. Much to Kisame's disappointment. As I cuddled into Itachi's chest I thought; Take that fan girls.
Kira Rose Stewart.
I'm not even saying what happened! I'm just skipping strait to the next morning!
Hidan and Kakuzu walked to the base with me slung over Hidan's shoulder half naked. Gyah. Long story short: Hidan wanted to rape me and I fought back. I won. We walked up to the base and Hidan dropped me. "OW!" I said.
"Kira? Why are you naked?" I heard Rae ask. I looked up at my friends. Kalika and Raven were glomping Rae. "Oh, hey guys. This heathen tried to rape me last night and tore up all of my cloths except my underwear." I said, standing up and brushing off the dirt from my legs. Hidan wrapped his arm around me. "She's pretty good at sex you know." He said. I glared at him. I opened my mouth to protest. But, Kalika, Raven and Rae shot ahead and beat him to a bloody pulp. Rae's foot between the legs, Raven's fist in his face, and Kalika's teeth in his arm and shoulder.
After three strait hours of blood curdling screams, swearing fits (From Rae and the other two) and death threats, Raven happily skipped back to Tobi. Kalika skipped back to Deidara. And Rae kicked Hidan one last time before stalking back to Itachi. Kisame took a step away. I sneezed. Kisame ran inside for a moment then came back out.
"Leader-sama says to bring them in." He said. Raven and Kalika gasped. "WE'RE GOING TO SEE LEADER-SAMA?!" Kalika shrieked. "WE GET TO SEE PEIN-IN-THE-ASS?!" Raven yelled. Rae and I face palmed. We all walked into the base. "Does anyone have cloths I can wear?" I asked. Kisame handed me one of his T-shirts. I sighed and we continued on. Itachi knocked on the door.
"Enter" We heard from the other side of the door. We walked into Pein's dark office. He cocked an eyebrow at me. I pointed at Hidan. "Blame him." I said. Pein sighed. "Again, Hidan?" He asked. "To be fair, she's really sexy!" He said. "Um, thanks? I don't know if I should be pissed or flattered. Oh, wait, my body was vandalized. YEAH, I'M PISSED!" I said and glared at Hidan. Rae put her hand on my shoulder. "Kai, calm yourself. Besides, you liked it." She said. I heard Raven and Kalika stifle giggles. "Wha-? I did not!" I said. "Mmmmhmmmm." Rae and Raven said in Unison. "Fo sho Yo!" Kalika said sarcastically. "I DIDN'T!" I shouted. "Sure." "I. Did. Not." I said. "Oh, Puh-lease, Kai. We all know you love Hidan." I heard something pop and heard Kalika and Rae slap their hands over her mouth. "Shut up, Raven!" They said. They knew she crossed the line. She realized her mistake and I heard her muffled "Oh, shit." I lunged.
Kalika and Rae held me back as Raven hid behind Tobi. "KIRA! KIRA!" Rae and Kalika yelled, but I didn't listen. "Help Please!" Rae called to the Akatsuki. Pein snapped his fingers and Kakuzu and Hidan grabbed my arms and held me back. Rae slapped me across the face. "Kyrian!" Rae yelled. She only used my real name when I was in trouble. I stopped my struggle and listened to Rae yell at me.
"Damn it, Kyrian! You've got to control yourself! You do this every time!" She said, massaging her temples. "Sorry." I said. "Damn right, you are! Thanks guys, you can drop her now." Rae said. "Wha!" I yelped as Hidan and Kakuzu literally dropped me. Rae face palmed. Raven was zoning out again. Kalika resisted laughter. "Kali Ma." I sneered. "Anum chu ai." The three said in unison. I rolled my eyes and we turned our attention to Pein.
"Welcome to the Akatsuki, Starlets. We hope you will help us with our goal and set fate how it's supposed to play out." Pein said. We all stared at him. "We're flattered and all, Pein-sama but, Can you explain what the hell a Starlet is?" Rae asked. Pein sighed.
"A Starlet is a human from another dimension that wishes on the first star of a Meteor Shower. When the wisher falls asleep, a star from the Meteor Shower will fall from the sky and take them to the dimension they wished to go to. When they pass through the two dimensions, the star carrying the person will become an object they can wear, such as a ring or a necklace. The star also becomes part of the person. Starlets lead a person in the new dimension to their great victory or fix the wrongs that happened that weren't supposed to. We found a Starlet legend that four Starlets, female, would come and change everything in our favor." Pein explained. "Wait. We're going to lead Naruto to his doom? But… I love the Akatsuki but, I can't let them win." I thought. I looked at Rae, Kalika and Raven. By the looks in their eyes, they thought the same. But, Rae had a plan.
"Hmmm… Yes, I see what it is now. Hmm, well, we better get to work. So much has to be fixed already. We'll have to leave immediately." She said. I sent her a panicked look. Raven and Kika did the same. Pein gave her a shocked look. "A moment ago you didn't even know what you were and now you know what your supposed to do?" He asked. "Well, this kinda thing happens all the time. If you don't mind, we'd like to come back here after we finish up elsewhere." Rae said. Pein nodded in agreement.
"You may rest here and leave tomorrow morning." Pein said. Rae nodded. "Thank you." We left Pein's office. "Are you nebun?!" I yelled. That was our thing. We all spoke Romanian, so we'd speak Romanian to each other when we wanted to keep a secret. "Taci dracu!" Rae said. (A/N: Translation will be in parentheses! Translation: Shut the hell up.) "Nu putem lua in intreaga lume. We supposed to dreapta relele aici. Asa ca haideti sa facem doar asta. Modul nostru." She explained. (Translation: "We're supposed to right the wrongs here. So let's do just that. Our way.") With a smirk, Rae explained the plan in Romanian.
BOOM! What is Rae's plan? What the hell is going to happen? Will I ever stop speaking another language? All of those will be answered next chapter… except that last one. No, I will continue speaking random languages through out the story. As They say in Romania; Te vad data viitoare!