Diginin
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Konoha hot spring
The next day 3:05 A.M.
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"Aaaaaaaaahhhh!" Typical day for Konohagakure and this is where we find our hero and residential 'prankster'.
"Damn Kyu-chan this is something you thought up that should be under 'sadistic chapter' in my recordbook." said our blonde ninja while switching all of Hatake Kakashi's Jounin outfits with Maito Gai's lean and green spandex jumpsuits and putting genjutsus on his book making Only Kakashi-san think that 'Man on Man Bonanza: With crossdressing action!' is Icha Icha Paradise until his sharingan is activated long enough for it to be planted in his memories.
"Heh what can I say I live for this kind of stuff" said the red haired fox woman "OOOOOOOOOhhhhhh I have an idea" "put those snapping turtles in the water of the male hotsprings." "That's it?" said our blue eyed ninja" "Hell no! Put a genjutsu on them and make them see hotdogs underwater" she said with a painfully creepy smile. "Now get going and shut the 'big dummi head trio' up!
'... did you just say big dummi heads' "Whoopsie!" 'Wierdo' "Whatever" and with that he left leaving that strange conversation for another day.
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Training ground seven
10:55 A.M.
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Walking towards the rest of team seven in a very calm look that scared Sakura and confused Sasuke and Kakashi preparing for the questions then lo and behold an Extremely pissed green leotard wearing Kakashi breaks the silence.
"Naruto? what are you wearing and why do you have tails" asked Kakashi lazily though inwardly afraid of the answer. "You didn't care in wave country so you won't care now."
Of course this made Sakura livid."Shut up Naruto-baka" said sakura attempting to hit him.
Naruto thinking of a manga called FLCL grabbed his guitar swinging it in a horizontal arc blocking the fist and nearly breaking her wrist. 'oi kyuubi! you thinking what I'm thinking'"hehehe!you're cruel"causing them both to simultaneusly began putting on a pair of red and black goggles causing a few raised eyebrows, grabbed his guitar and with a shout of "Fooly Cooly!" pummeled her and Sasuke into the ground then with a vicious smile on his face and a few seals dissapeared in a blast of black fire.Leaving a startled Kakashi, pissed Sakura and a T.K.O.'ed Sasuke.
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Training Ground ten
(7:00 P.M.)
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//Sigh// "Alright here I go!"'YIN-YANG BUNSHIN NO JUTSU" and with that there were poofs of smoke clear to show a red haired woman in leather lowriders with flames at the bottom and a red long sleeve t-shirt with 'Kyuubi+Naruto'on it with a leather jacket over it, a black haired Naruto with a black fox tail, two black horns, and a black and purlple version of his current attire, and a white haired Naruto with white angel wings, and white and blue version of Naruto current attire. "Let's see how much you've improved your musical skills" //clap!clap!clap!// "Alright ninety-nine red balloons. . .3...2...1..."
(Yin Naruto)
You and I in a little toy shop
buy a bag of balloons with the money we've got
Set them free at the break of dawn
'Til one by one, they were gone
Back at base, bugs in the software
Flash the message, "Something's out there"
Floating in the summer sky
99 red balloons go by.
(Kyuubi)
99 red balloons floating in the summer sky
Panic bells, it's red alert
There's something here from somewhere else
The war machine, it springs to life
Opens up one eager eye
Focusing it on the sky
As 99 red balloons go by.
(Yang Naruto)
99 Decision Street, 99 ministers meet
To worry, worry, super-scurry
Call out the troops now in a hurry
This is what we've waited for
This is it boys, this is war
The president is on the line
As 99 red balloons go by.
(Yin Naruto)
99 Kriegsminister
Streichholz und Benzinkanister
Hielten sich für schlaue Leute
Witterten schon fette Beute
Riefen: Krieg und wollten Macht
Mann, wer haette das gedacht
Dass es einmal soweit kommt
Wegen 99 Luftballons
(Kyuubi)
99 dreams I have had
In every one a red balloon
It's all over and I'm standin' pretty
In the dust that was a city
If I could find a souvenir
Just to prove the world was here...
And here it is, a red balloon
I think of you and let it go.
Gold finger-99 red balloons-I Do not own 99 red balloons
"Oi! Naruto that was cool! Can you teach me!" said a brown haired boy with a strange helmet.
'Damn I forgot about you' "Sorry I can't Konohamaru." "Yeah! So get lost shrimp" "Who the he-...heh! not bad boss!" "W-what are you talking about?" "She's your..." with that Konohamaru holds up pinky "Yep ya better believe it!" "Well anyways what do you want!" "I want to go with you to Shinjuku" "..." "..." "give me three good reasons why I should consider this and I promise I'll take you with me" 'You've underestimated him.' 'What do you mean by that?' 'You'll see ' "Okay one:You are at least Jounin level and you can teach me, "Second:I can tell the Hokage about that fight with your team because that is the grounds for an assult"//gulp!// "Last but not least: I can say it was you who castrated Koharu!" "Well everyone's going to no-" "Nope he made a blood clone though I am impressed he can do it. It's a jounin level procedure." //sigh//"Alright! Alright! I heard ya so go home and pack up because now you are my new apprentice" "Yaaaaaaaay" "GO YOU PIPSQUEAK!" "Okay see ya!" "Hey Kyuu-chan why are you holding me down with your tails" "I just want do it one more time in the village!"
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Konoha Shinobi Academy
(The Next day 8:35 A.M.)
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Here we see Naruto in his signature trench coat outfit running through handseals with his new apprentise wearing an open orange button up long sleeve shirt with a blue 'Scarface' t-shirt underneath, dark blue loose fitting 'scarface' jeans, and some blue and white Addidas.
"Coool! What are we going to do now sensei" said an energetic Konohamaru."Well Konohamaru I think that your clone would like some fans riiiiiggghhht" said a certain kitsune. "I guess so hehe" "Good! Now here go CHAKRA NO TATE" then there was a bright flash of light when cleared shown a barrier made of pure chakra. YIN-YANG BUNSHIN NO JUTSU" and then there were three Narutos "Cool Naruto-sensei can teach me huh"
"Weeellll..." "pleeeeaaaaasssse" "Later,but for right now kid Kyuubi going to control your body movements using chakra okay" "sure" "Alright 3...2...1...go!
(Yang Naruto)
Yo, peep the style and the kids checking for it
The number one question is how could you ignore it
We drop right back in the cut over basement tracks
With raps that got you backing this up like
Rewind that we're just rolling with the rhythm
Rise from the ashes of stylistic division
With these non-stop lyrics of life living
Not to be forgotten but still unforgiven
But in the meantime there are those who wanna talk this and that
So I suppose that it gets to a point where feelings gotta get hurt
And get dirty with the people spreading the dirt
it goes
Civilians, ANBU, and the rookie nine (Minus Sasuke) began coming clearly awed that their demon/deadlast/village idiot and the honorable grandson can play like that.
(Konohamaru & Yin Naruto)
(Tried to give you warning but everyone ignores me)
Told you everything loud and clear
(But nobody's listening)
(Called to you so clearly but you don't want to hear me)
Told you everything loud and clear
(But nobody's listening)
(Yang Naruto & Naruto)
I got a heart full of pain, head full of stress
handfull of anger, held in my chest
And everything left's a waste of time
I hate my rhymes, but hate everyone else's more
I'm riding on the back of this pressure
Guessing that it's better I can't keep myself together
Because all of this stress gave me something to write on
The pain gave me something I could set my sights on
Never forget the blood sweat and tears
The uphill struggle over years the fear and
Trash talking and the people it was to
And the people that started it just like you
Various girls from 6-18 years olds began to drool and the male Inuzuka began backing up from smelling certain fluids that they recgnized in the females lower-regions.
(Yin Naruto & Konohamaru)
(Tried to give you warning but everyone ignores me)
Told you everything loud and clear
(But nobody's listening)
(Called to you so clearly but you don't want to hear me)
Told you everything loud and clear
(But nobody's listening)
(Yang Naruto & Naruto)
I got a heart full of pain, head full of stress
handfull of anger, held in my chest
Uphill struggle
Blood sweat and tears
Nothing to gain
Everything to fear
Girls began getting more rowdy and ANBU became more like crowd control than shinob.
Heart full of pain, head full of stress
handfull of anger, held in my chest
Uphill struggle
Blood sweat and tears
Nothing to gain
Everything to fear
Heart full of pain
(Konohamaru & Yin Naruto)
(Tried to give you warning but everyone ignores me)
Told you everything loud and clear
(But nobody's listening)
(Called to you so clearly but you don't want to hear me)
Told you everything loud and clear
(But nobody's listening)
(Yang Naruto & Naruto)
I got a heart full of pain, head full of stress
(Nobody's listening)
handfull of anger, held in my chest
(Nobody's listening)
Uphill struggle
Blood sweat and tears
(Nobody's listening)
Nothing to gain
Everything to fear
(Nobody's listening)
(All four)
Coming at you from every side
Kyuubi and Naruto deciding then thought that it was time to have a good understanding of fangirls made them wink.
Linkin' Park-Nobodies Listening-I don't own Nododies listening
That's all it took for the women to get free and began rushing and some decided to use multiple ninjutsu to try and break the barrier.'Holy fuckin' shit' was all that the clones thought before they dispelled themselves while Naruto seeing that some of them were ravenous (and naked) decided to Kage Shunshin out of there and decided to let Konohamaru stay at their hidden cabin. "Alright you wont be packing so just go to sleep" "Okay. Goodnight sensei." "Goodnight gaki"//poof// "Goodnight" And they all went to sleep wondering what would happen tomorrow.
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(Kyu-chan)Remember to Review and vote!
(Konohamaru)Now let's continue playing Sonic Riders
(Naruto)I got dibs on NiGHTS.
(Konohamau)Just don't get Aiai.
(Kyuubi)Good I got Ulala.