A/N okay so this is getting hard 4 me 2 write lol, when I say he(and I'm referring 2 Draco or Hermione) He/Draco-Draco in Hermione's body and She/Hermione-Hermione in Draco's body. Btw I rlly don't own a thing grr and I dunno if I've mentioned this: This takes place their fifth year, this is a very funny but kinda mature ch. (This is what happens when u ask a friend 4 input lol) btw. EVERYBODY IS STRAIGHT. Just remember that.
"Do you understand this?" Draco asked Harry and Ron who looked at her; shocked. "Hermione are you alright?" Draco stared at them. "Of course." Without a reply, Draco stuffed the books in Hermione's bag and took off to the library.
"Ruining my reputation I'm sure." Draco mumbled as he saw his body turn a corner and into the library. "My god, she's going to give it away for sure." Draco steered himself to the table where she sat. "Truce." Draco heard his voice say without looking up. "No, now if you don't mind, I have a date." Draco pushed his mouth into a smirk as he left the library, leaving "Draco Malfoy" Stunned.
"Oh hi there Roger!" He greeted the Gryffindor. "Hey there Mione, got your books for our study date?" Draco nodded and let the Gryffindor take his hand, even though he felt chills travel like light down his spine. This feels so awkward! Putting on a smile, Draco sat closely next to Roger, looking over his shoulder. "So what to start with?" Draco nearly laughed as the Gryffindor was totally clueless. "How about this..." Draco put his arms around Roger's neck and kissed him, his mind clearly on other things such as: AM I CRAZY? I LIKE GIRLS! I LIKE GIRLS! Ugh he's a bad kisser anyway.
Draco giggled as they began to work and he enjoyed all the stares as they finally finished studying. "Thanks for all the help Roger." Draco kissed Roger's cheek and closed the dorm door, running to the bathroom, brushing his teeth.
The girls walked in twenty minutes later, gossiping; Draco was noticing that they did that a lot. "Hey Hermione! Since the workload was pretty light today, how 'bout some truth or date before bed?" He nodded and sat down with Parvati, Lavender, and Ginny.
"Wait, wait, wait; Truth or Date?" Draco asked curiously. "Yeah, Ginny made it up, you can either choose truth or we get to pick who you have to ask out on a date, but if they say no then you have to do a dare, of our choice!" Draco smiled happily as he picked Parvati. "Uhm truth!" The girls rolled their eyes but Draco finally asked curiously: "Okay, who do you like?" Parvati shifted before muttering: "Ron..." Everyone nodded understandingly including Draco. "Okay Ginny!" Parvati picked. "Truth!" Draco wondered why everyone was picking truth. "Mm, okay who do you like?" Do all girls care about is who people like? "Uh, well. Draco Malfoy…" The girls all gasped but nodded approvingly, but no one was more shocked than Draco, though he had to admit, she was good looking.
"Hermione! Hello?!" Ginny snapped Draco out of his daze. "Uhm date." He answered without thinking. "Oooo Brave." The girls grouped together before deciding unanimously. "Blaise Zabini, and if he says no, you have to…uhm go to the boys dormitories and pick a guy, and sleep next to him, naked! Oh and you can't tell him about the dare, and you can't do anything with him! You know all the passwords; I mean you are a prefect. And we're attaching this muggle camera thing to a clip in your hair. " Draco's eyes widened as the girls put the clip in his hair; obviously these girls were getting some kind of twisted pleasure out of this.
Standing with a grin, Draco pulled a robe on and trotted off to the Slytherin common room, whispering the password. "Blaise?" He murmured, reaching his bed. "Wha? Granger!" Blaise whipped the blankets up. "No, mate, it's me Draco!" Blaise eyed him wearily. "Oh yeah? Then what's my secret ambition?" Draco replied confidently: "To become the Charms Professor here at Hogwarts!" Blaise's jaw dropped as Draco explained the situation.
"So just say yes, we'll study in the library tomorrow and it'll be over!" Blaise smirked. "No." Draco fumed. "What? I'm your best mate!" Blaise grinned. "Yeah, but this'll really ruin her reputation." Draco smiled and walked out the door and into the Gryffindor Boys Dormitories. Stripping out of his clothes, Draco decided that Dean was the best looking and lied next to him.
Dean mumbled a bit in his sleep and wrapped his arm across Draco's chest, whispering inaudibly in his ear. Draco; playing the part, snuggled close to him, pulling the blanket over his feet.
Morning woke him early, and Draco woke to a silent dormitory. Waking up Dean, Draco whispered to him with a smirk. "Deanie, come on baby! It's morning time!" Dean opened one eye blearily, then the other, seeing his bed mate. "Hermione? What are you doing here?" Draco feigned tears and stood up shrieking, not bothering to cover himself up.
"We spend a wonderful night together and you forget?!? Dean you're heartless!" By now the rest of the boys had woken up, and seeing Hermione Granger, naked, in their dorm had caught their attentions. "Mione, been working out?" Draco turned and smiled, giving Dean a glare on his way out.
"You slept with Hermione?!?" Draco heard Ron's angry voice. With a chuckle he peered down the stairs and saw that the common room was bustling with Gryffindors, pretending not to notice, he tried to tip toe down the stairs, catching quite a bit of attention. People catcalled, whistled, and jeered and Draco skipped up the stairs and into the shower.
"Yeah, everyone says she's becoming kind of easy I mean she was seen tip toeing out of the Gryff guy's dorm, naked! And she was kissing that Roger guy, a seventh year! And I know it's true 'cause Dean gave Hermione her dressing gown before she went to breakfast!" Hermione stopped and listened to the two Gryffindors talk.
"You!" She hissed as they passed each other in the hall. "Why, can I help you Draco?" Draco asked innocently. "This means war!" Draco rolled his eyes. "What could she do?" He said barely audible.
"Watch me…" Writing down ideas, Hermione was suddenly ecstatic. "I'll make people think he's gay!" Skipping to her dorm, Hermione decided to figure out which guy she would need to help.
"Hey Hermione." Blaise greeted her. "Blaise? How did you know?!?" He replied simply: "Draco." Hermione was suddenly struck with a brilliant thought. "Do all Slytherins really like being on top, perhaps, embarrassing a friend?" Blaise nodded slowly.
"Well I've got an idea, if you'll be okay…" Blaise laughed and finally agreed. "As long as you'll wear lip gloss." Hermione nodded and gave Blaise a hug. "Wait am I going to appear gay?" Hermione thought for a moment. "Well at the beginning, then you can say that I was just coming on to you, and I said that I was "Hermione" but I had accidentally drank Polyjuice potion. People will just have to believe that." Blaise nodded. Keeping the fact that he really did like Hermione, to himself.
"So when's this goin down?" Hermione thought to herself again. "Next Friday night, six thirty, in the common room, what flavor lip-gloss might I ask?" Blaise told her vanilla and she went to go finish her homework.
"Wow, the things a man does for love." Blaise reclined in his bed, reading a book.
A week and a half passed without many problems, Draco was confident; Hermione wasn't going to do anything.
"Six fifteen." Hermione said to herself. Pocketing the lip gloss and picking up her books, Hermione met Blaise in the common room when it was completely empty while everyone was at dinner. "Alright, now I told Theo, to come by at six forty to give me his potions notes. Now at six forty, we'll kiss, pretending we don't hear Nott, is five minutes alright? That'll give him plenty of time to go get someone and prove it, then next week, we'll tamped with his memory, giving it saying that I was Hermione blah blah blah. Then we can extract the memory and show it to everyone and clear your name, alright?" Blaise nodded, sitting closer to Hermione, Blaise let her apply the vanilla gloss.
They heard the portrait swing open and Hermione kissed Blaise boldly, pulling him tighter, they heard a gasp and the portrait swing shut, and Hermione went to pull away but Blaise held onto her, licking her lips, and she responded; opening her mouth and wrapping her arms around him.
"Gross!" Someone yelled causing the two to break apart. "Zabini and Malfoy are gay!" The two tried to stand up but Hermione had slid onto Blaise's lap, causing her to fall. Nott and the other person ran out, causing the two to break out in laughter, saying they'd see each other later. Exiting the two finished their homework separately.
By the next week, Blaise's name was cleared as was Draco's.
Draco. Was. Furious.
Hehehehe Funnnnny stuff. Lol this is gonna be a short story btw.