Love Makes the World Go 'Round

My name is Kasuragi Keima; i was born on June 6th at 11:29:35. I'm now 17 years old Height: 174cm. Weight: 53kg. Subjects I'm good at: everything but P.E. Subjects I'm bad at: P.E.

Interest: Girls

No, I'm not talking about those unreasonable beings you can encounter everywhere. I'm talking about the perfect and beautiful girls from the game world!.

Exactly! I'm only attracted to girls in games! Reality is nothing but a shitty game anyway!

That's why!

"...fufufu"

I cannot help but grin, today i will immerse myself at fullest at home.

"A new shipment of games is coming today~"

What a great moment to be alive. Can't wait to play Maj*koi S.

... Huh?

There's someone here. Not my problem.

"Ah, Keima! Come here"

"I can't, i have to play!"

"Come here Dammit!"

Wonder if i can sue her for child abuse, not letting me go back to my dear games should be illegal.

"This is Hachiman; He's going to be staying with us for a while"

"Why?"

"I already told you"

"..."

I wasn't paying any attention at the time.

"Sorry for the rudeness of my son Hachiman, but don't worry, he's a good guy, you two will be friends in no time!"

I'm not really interested in friends, but i won't say anything from the time being. The guy doesn't seem to be paying attention anyway.

"C'mon Keima, introduce yourself!"

"... My name is Katsuragi Keima"

That seemed to awake the guy from whatever trance he was in.

"He-Hello, my name is Hikigaya Hachiman... nice to meet you."

The guy looked decent, except for his weird eyes, probably a consequence of how shitty real world is.

"Well then, i will go to play games now-"

"Oh no!"

"Guahj!"

"You will help the guy to unpack his things before"

"..." * grumble

*Sigh*

Unpacking things must be the most taxing and useless event in the real world, at least in games this kind of event lets you raise a flag with the heroine, but this are the clothes of a guy. Another point to games, you shitty reality.

"Katsuragi-...san"

"Mh?"

"It´s okay now, i can unpack those by myself"

"...Really?"

"Yes, plus you seem eager to... play your games"

"Humph! Don't underestimate Galge Games; they're million times better than this shitty real world"

He gave me a wicked grin

"Well, i don't know about those games, but i can agree with the 'Shitty world' part"

"...At least your eyes are not just an ornament like with the rest of people, well then, I'll take my leave"

"...Yes"

Finally i could start playing my new games, i lost some time with that encounter, but at the very least it wasn't so much, don't really care about the guy, but if he doesn't take my game time then we will be good.

"..."

This poor bastard have really a terrible luck, To start school the next day of moving to another house; just to think in the paperwork for the school transfer makes me discouraged, but for him to begin so quickly... he must be from a good school then, wonder why to come here of all places. I want to play games without distractions, you know?

"...uhm"

Damn, he looks very uncomfortable in the uniform, must be because it's new and he didn't have any time to get accustomed. Alas poor bastard, but it's not my problem.

"We can get to school by walking, just follow me"

He let a grunt in annoyance, even when I'm helping him, those are bad manners. Well in any case there wasn't any conversation between us in the trip to school, that's good; i like silence to concentrate in my PFP.

Nikaido must be bad at introducing new students, or at least i think so because no one got a good impression of the guy.

*Whispers*

"Hey, that new guy have weird eyes"

"What's with him transferring now anyway?"

"Pff, he looks totally awkward"

"Hahaha, at least he isn't as bad as otamegane"

"Yeah, pair of weirdos"

*Whispers*

And you're a bunch of assholes, why should i bother with this shitty reality anyway? i don't bother anyone playing games.

Hikigaya just went to his new seat and stopped paying any attention to the class whispers, good choice. A couple of guy made him questions during break but he didn't seem the social type of guy, lucky for me the idiots of the class seemed distracted with him and didn't pay any attention to me, i could conquer my 10,000 th heroine, a good progress indeed.

"HEYYYYY! Otamegane!"

Something ran over me

"Ahhhh! My PFP!"

"Sorry, sorry, i rant too fast and couldn't stop"

Damn this one, she's got some nerve!, knocking into me while calling me names

"You see, it's our turn to clean the rooftop today, but unlike you i'm very busy with club activities, so... could you take care of it?"

You're saying I'm not busy or what?

"Don't screw with me! I refuse"

...She wasn't anywhere on sight, but she left a broom here.

"What an unreasonable girl"

"Katsuragi"

Hikigaya... what does he needs? Wait, did he drop the '-san'?

"What?"

"...are you in a club?"

"No, why?"

"Then you're going home now, right?"

Oh, i see.

"You don't remember the way?"

*Grunt* "I was a little distracted"

"Well then, help me clean the rooftop"

"Why should i?"

"To go home early"

He let another grunt and took the broom off my hands

"Can you lead the way?"

Weird guy.

Unexpectedly Hikigaya was good at cleaning, wonder if i can convince him to take my shift in Grandpa Coffee, that would gave me a lot of time to conquer.

"Hey"

"What?"

"...Are those games really good?"

"Foolish lamb!"

"Huh!?"

"Of course they are!, The heroines in games are perfect and beautiful!"

"..."

"Hmph!, I see you're still unconvinced, but worry not!, i will let you taste by yourself the greatness of Galge games!"

I offered him one of my PFPs, i have a lot since some teacher will always take one during classes, bunch of idiots. He looked unsure, but eventually took it.

"That PFP have some of the better games i have played, they will definitely teach you why the world of games is superior to the real world"

"... I see"

"In any case, you can start playing now; i need to go for my bag"

"You don't have it here?"

"No, i let it in the class when Takahara ran into me"

"I will wait then"

When i was back into the rooftop Hikigaya had an incredible expression and in front of him was a girl in weird clothes... floating in the air?

Maybe i have been playing too much

Sooo here's the new chapter, next will be Hachiman POV again, in all honesty this chapter is kind of sloppy, but wait a little until Keima and Hachiman start showing in what they're good at.

In other news, I need a Beta Reader, if someone is interested, then please PM me.

Also leave a review; I need to know where to improve.