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Chapter 2: Fortuitous Defamation
"Banana banana banana banana banana..~" A blond boy with two meters tall was obliviously singing off-key at the field.
"Knock it off, Mizumachi. It's practice time." Kakei tried to set his fellow lineman straight. Judging from the rattled look of the rest of Kyoshin Poseidon players, their lackadaisical mood was courtesy of their ace lineman's disturbing hum.
"Eeh, you don't like HIKA-chan's song? Aw, pity. You should've listened to her songs!" The blonde teen gave a confounded look to his Golden Pair partner.
"Not that I don't like her, rather it's about YOU who defectively sing her song," the cobalt-eyed player stated matter-of-factly toward Mizumachi's insensibility, 'Every single time,' as he added an afterthought.
"Yeah yeah, her angelic voice coupled with phenomenal body, she exactly fits to be our mermaid mascot, don't you think?" It was clear now Kakei had failed to get his point across. "Or perhaps as an angelfish! That would also really befit her." With big grin Mizumachi smugly continued his ignorance.
Kakei with the rest of his fellow members could only groaned, some face palmed, others rubbed their temples, and the rest painstakingly endure Mizumachi sorry imitation of their beloved idol's song.
"Banana nana banana nanana banana banana banana nana ~~ Banana nana when I tried rubbing it, a liquid came out ~~" Mizumachi sang another piece of HIKA-chan's infamous Banana Song.
'Now why does that song sound entirely different in a manner of innocence when Mizumachi sings it?' Kakei exhaled heavily as he thought and without him knowing, his face turned really sour for the rest of the day, utterly in reverse to Mizumachi's cheerful liveliness.
And all the other Kyoshin Poseidon players too, suffered the same fate with their de facto captain, having the image of their blue-eyed megastar debauched by Kyoshin's third tallest member.
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Additional Disclaimer: The Banana Song by Hatsune Miku from Vocaloid.
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