MAMA MIA ! SPACE SEALS AND SEA LIONS?! Part II
An Exciting Fanfic in the Tradition of Gold Key Star Trek Comics!
Captain's Log Supplement: The crew is unable to function due to the overwhelming cuteness of the space seals!
None can look away. They are mesmerized by the TV monitor! The effect has blanketed the entire crew of the Star Ship. Nobody is able to work. With glazed eyes, they softly mutter "Too… much… cuteness." Disgusted by the weakness of his crew and astounded by the Space Seal's ability to cut through the crew's defenses, Captain Kirk heads down to the briefing room with Mr. Spock in tow, to formulate a plan!
LOCATION: BRIEFING ROOM 47-A
Captain Kirk discover that Mr. Spock is only unaffected officer. He asks for his advice.
Captain Kirk: Mr. Spock! It's up to you and me to save the crew from the insidious cuteness of the space seals. If we don't do something we'll be stuck here forever! Any ideas in that cool and logical head of yours?
Mr. Spock calmly returns Captain Kirk's gaze and replies.
Mr. Spock: Obviously the cuteness of the space-seals is overpowering the crew, illogical as that may seem, since the crew are very well trained. It seems that dealing with cuteness, however, was missed in their training. If we harm the adorable space seals, we might lose the crew's respect entirely. I suggest we go down to auxiliary control and attempt to get out of this mess in another way.
Our amazing Star-Rovers then head to the turbolift and towards auxiliary control!
LOCATION: AUXILIARY CONTROL.
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And, now, back to Auxiliary Control:
In Auxiliary Control Captain Kirk tears his gaze away from the space-seals. Though he can manage to overcome their cuteness, it still takes a tremendous effort. Sweat trickles from his brow. Turning toward Spock he issues to accellerate and blast the Star Ship Enterprise out of there!
Captain Kirk: I... can't look! If I look I'll be paralyzed by cuteness! Too… much… cuten- WE HAVE TO GO NOW! Mr. Spock, open all of the throttles! Blast us out at full rocket-speed!
Mr. Spock complies.
Mr. Spock: Aye captain! Fasten your seatbelts!
With the push of a button the queen ship of the Star Fleet zooms into warp speed and rockets forward with the seals in hot pursuit! The adorable space-seals catch up and surround the Star Ship once again! Captian Kirk covers his eyes. But Mr. Spock has a brilliant plan! One that involves space puppies!
Mr. Spock: Captain! We are surrounded again! Logically we should get them to the gamma 6 sector, inhabited by the space puppies! The space puppies cuteness will counteract and cancel the adorableness of the space seals!
Captain Kirk, with his head in his hands, working to maintain consciousness, wonders what could possibly be happening. Meanwhile, Mr. Spock has already made the adjustment, turning the ship toward gamma sector, as the seals flip-flop behind the great Star Ship! Captain Kirk asks again about the plan.
Captain Kirk: Mr. Spock? What is the plan in the first place? Both puppies and seals are cute. This doesn't make any sense to me. It's already too much cuteness. What will happen when we encounter the puppies? I have absolutely no idea what you're doing!
Mr. Spock explains.
Mr. Spock: Exactly! Both puppies and seals are cute so it is quite logical that they will face each other and have a "cute-off"! Through this process, they will cancel out each others' cuteness.
Captain Kirk, dazed, is still wondering about the plan when Mr. Spock fires the retro-rockets, bringing the ship to a complete halt! As he expected both the space-seals and space-puppies start fighting over who is cuter! As their attention turns to one another rather than making eye contact with the Star Ship crew, the crew gradually becomes mobile again. Mr. Spock has saved the day! It's a good thing that Vulcans are immune to cuteness!
Captain's Log Star date 12:0Q:91
We have been freed from the cuteness of the space seals and are now continuing our mission of exploration!
The End!