Disclaimer: I'd have to be some sort of prodigy (which I'm obviously NOT) to own Tokyo mew mew or mew mew power.
A/N: Hello again! –Gets pelted with rotten onions- Gah! This chapter might seem a bit odd, 'cause when I was halfway done it, I got kicked off the computer AGAIN, and I didn't get another chance to finish it 'till today. Please review, It's would be nice to know if I can still make people laugh….
"I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!" Bowleena, I mean Tori ran into the room clutching a bag full of what everyone hoped was cooking supplies.
The authoress grinned and shoved the cookbook and bag of supplies at Kish. "Why are you giving this to me?" The authoress plopped onto a stool that the authoress failed to mention earlier due to laziness. "Cause you're the one who needs to learn to cook, not me." Bowleena searched the room for another stool, only to find none. "Authoress! No fair! You get a stool but I don't?" The authoress sighed annoyed and made another stool appear in the room.
"Authoress, your cook book makes no sense! It's like another language!" The authoress took one look at the cookbook before snatching it up and smacking him with it. "It's upside down you ninniot!" The authoress shoved the book at Kish plopped back on her stool.
"What do I do first?"
"Bowleena says: read the cookbook!" Bowleena said in a creepy happy voice.
"Bowleena stop talking in third person, and stop talking so happy-ish, it's scary!"
"Bowleena says: I can't stop!" Bowleena said, still talking in a creepy voice.
"Kish you need to soften the butter before you can start the recipe."
"Ok." Kish shoved the butter (Still in the wrapper) into the microwave.
Silence descended on the room, although, as silence is invisible, it could have ascended on the room for all we know, but because of the fact that descended sounds cooler than ascended, the authoress decided that the silence descended. So anyway, silence descended on the room. Silence….silence…silence…
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"OH. MY. AKITO." Bowleena stated. "No, MY Akito! Bowleena said, trying to sound like she had a split personality. "No MY akito-"
"Both of you, I mean Bowleena; I mean Tori, just shut up!"
"But authoress, the butter is on fire." Tori stated calmly.
The authoress glanced at the microwave before rounding on Kish. "Did you leave the wrapper on the butter?" Kish backed up five feet before nodding. The authoress glared at him, and made the burning butter explode into nothingness and smacked him.
-Five minutes later-
"Authoress look at me!" Tori shouted. The authoress growled inwardly, in the five minutes that they had been cooking Tori and Kish had managed to spill the milk, sneeze in the flour (thus making Tarto think that there were ghosts in the kitchen when he came in searching for food), dump half the vanilla in the sink, drop a HEVEY bowl on the authoress's foot and knock Pai unconscious with the spatula.
"Bowleena-I mean Tori, not the-"
SPLAT!
"-eggs."
"Eggs? What eggs?" Kish said, stepping into the pile of now broken eggs.
CRUNCH!
Kish glared at Bowleena and the authoress who were both trying with difficulty to not burst out in hysterical laughter.
"Why would anyone leave a pile of eggs IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOOR?.!.?.!" The authoress and Bowleena sweat dropped.
-Five MORE minutes later-
"Now that the batter is FINALLY done, we have to shape them into one inch balls, psh, one inch, that's puny!"
Bowleena peered at the cookbook of DOOM.
"That's 'cause it's written by ADULTS (dun dun dun dunnnnnnnn!), not only that by one of those adults that make their cookies so small you need a microscope to see them-"
"Ok Tori, you can shut up now."
Bowleena nodded.
SPLAT!
A ball of dough hit the authoress on the side of the face.
The authoress looked at Kish and Tori. Kish whistled 'innocently'.
SPLAT!
A ball of dough (that was aimed for Kish) hit Bowleena.
"DOUGH BALL FIGHT!.!.!"
-Ten MESSY minutes later-
After 'magically' cleaning the dough, so that it was perfectly fine with her awesome authoress powers, Kish Tori and the authoress (who hereafter shall be referred as Q) put the cookies in the stove and waited…and waited…. and waited…. and waited…. and waited…. and waited….and-
"Q STOP SAYING THAT!.!.!"
Q rolled her eyes and chucked some remaining dough at Kish.
"…Q, are they done yet?" Tori asked
"No, the won't be done for five more minutes"
"Are they done yet?"
"No, the won't be done for five more minutes"
"How 'bout now?"
"No."
"How 'bout now?"
"NO"
"How 'bout now?"
"NO"
"How 'bout now?"
"NO"
"How 'bout now?"
"NO! The cookies aren't done, and they won't be for four more minutes!"
"…are they done yet?"
"NO!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!.!"
-One minute later-
"Cookies are done!"
-At dinner-
"Kish can I have one?" Tarto asked.
"NOOOO! They're mine! Mine I tell you! Mine!" Kish yelled jumping up.
Kish then proceeded to climb on top of a large cabinet, and hissed like a cat at anyone who got too close, eating ALL of the cookies (minus two that Q and Bowleena snagged when they had just come out of the stove) all the while.
A/N (again):
Kish: You made me sound like a cat!
Bowleena (Tori): You made me sound stupid and klutzy!
-Tori and Kish form an angry mob (with other people of course) -
Q: -gulps- well, gota go I happen to want to live, so bye! –Runs for the hills-
Kish and Bowleena: GET HER!