Well, here we are. I said I probably wouldn't do it but I did it. (Shout outs to anyone who makes it this far into the filth)

"shit dude we just killed off Killua...now what?"

"I think we just move on an-,"

"WE JUST KILLED OFF OUR BEST CHARACTER, WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE GONNA DO NOW?!"

"well i mean come on Gon, it's not so bad. we have leario!"

"...hey leario?"

"yis gon?"

"are you a mistake of a character in hunter x hunter?"

"yea why?"

"see karapika, even leario agrees that he's a piece of shit,"

"Well...I mean we still have the magna? Wasn't there the dark continent arc with your origins or some shit. (MINOR SPOILER IF YOU DIDN'T COMPLETE SPIDER ARC, SORTA) and we got chorllo vs hisoka so that's cool, right?"

"Karapika, nobody gives a fucking shit about the magna. You think people want to watch this shit for well balanced character development and a progressive story line,"

"Yeah, right?"

"NO! THEY WATCH IT FOR THE FLUFF, TO FANTASIZE FUCKED UP SHIT WITH THE 12 YEAR OLDS, WHY DO YOU THINK THAT SCENE WHERE KILLUA ASKS ME TO WATCH PORN IS SUCH AN UPROAR (look it up lol)?"

"Gon, anybody who watches the 1999 version is just irrelevant and live a meaningless lives who did nothing to affect anything that...oh,"

"That's what I thought Leario," said Gon.

"Karapika...why do you think everybody watches Kill La Kill?"

"...amazing animation and story?"

"NO, BECAUSE TITS, ASS, AND BIG BOOTY HOES! WHY ElSE?"

"...what does that have to do with us?" Karapika questioned, rubbing his head befuddled.

"BECUASE JUST TYPE UP GON AND KILLUA AND JUST LOOK AT HOW ADORABLE WE ARE?! YOU AND THAT CRUSTY ASS LOOKIN, ASS EATING PIECE OF SHIT LEARIO FDON'T STAND A FUCKING CHANCE NEGRO!"

"Well i eat ass so that automatically makes me the best character," said Leario. "...hmm, he has a point,"

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BLONDE ANIME COCONUT HEAD PIECE OF SHIT! PEOPLE LIKE THIS SHOW BECAUSE KILLUA IS MY BEST FRIEND SO IT'S JUST NATURALLY, I mean WAS because now, shit...like, now wat?"

"...idk, I think we just think in the moment to the point where we don't realize what are actions now affect our path later. We could cut off a friend for ever one minute, and regret it for a week and move on. Sure, months down the road you're going to feel some sort of regret especially if he was your true friend. Then you think if you haven't done the action how your life would be now? Maybe better? maybe worse? Regardless of what we do we should hold ourselves accountable for our actions and accept the pains in our lives so they wont interfere with our lives negatively. What we did was brash, we can't reverse it, but we can accept it. Of course we should morn, but in doing so we should still be moving forward and not give up the fight of life?"

"Wow Karapika, where did that come from?"

"I just re-watched One Punch Man, I don't know dude. Not even the most crippling depression hits harder than the feels in that show," Karpika claimed while pating Gon onthe back. At this point, Gon couldn't control his emotions and started to crying ferousiouly as Karapika embraced him.

"Don't worry Gon, Killua is probably protected by nen and shit so he's alright," Karapika said pushing off Gon.

"...you think so?"

"Of course! And you're such a mess, come on let's clean you up and get some McDonalds or some shit," Karapika suggested as Gon wiped away his tears. The two then left the room leaving Leario and Killua. "Fuck this, I'm going to forget about this the usual way by going home and jerking off to Sailor Moon,"

"...can I come?" Asked Killua.

"Hell yeah!" Exclaimed Leario. Then the weebs went to Learios and jerked off to Sailer Moon and everyone's lived happily ever after. The end :D

PART 3?!

no way in fucking hell