"what did mark want?" Maia asks me once I've managed to get back to them through the blockade of students that fills the halls. Maia is my only close friend, and I must say I am rather glad about that, for I am not the most social person ever. John just thinks I'm shy and so try to keep people away from me by being rude; he's half right I am rude but it's not because I'm shy but because I hate people and so am a bitch, end of.

"something about helping him with English"

"he does realise that you can't polish a turd, right?"

And this is why I love her she is practically my twin when it comes to personality and attitude.

"so anyway, you know what's coming don't you? The annual prom so that the likes of Kaelie and Aline can wave daddy's wallet in everyones face?"

"Yes and so I also know that it means we need to find the water guns and tomato juice before it is too late, go find some movies to rent and laugh at everyone who leaves my house the next day with a hangover whilst we turn slipknot all the way up through the still set up sound system."

"I love your evil brain"

"of course you do I'm fabulous and you love to bask in my glory!" and at this she realises that she just managed to inflate my ego, an gives me one of her signature eye rolls.

"lets just go"

JPoV

What is wrong with me?! I just could bring myself to ask her to that stupid dance, and now she's going to be teaching me about ... whatever English is about. Maybe it's not that bad really, instead of being in a crowded room full of dancing people, it will be just the two of us at her house (God lets hope John isn't home).

Christ now I've got to tell Kaelie that she's got to find someone else to go with. Actually, I think I'm just going to end it with her- the once exciting booty call has now become extremely boring, and I mean really boring anyone would think that there was more than just her there with the amount of noise she makes. I wonder what Clary would be like...

...wait, what. I've only had one conversation with her and now I'm wondering what she's like in bed. I suppose it's not that abnormal between the five of us we know what half the girls in the school are like. And by five of us, I mean me, Will, Sebastian, John and Simon. And now I'm disturbed by the fact that I like my best friends sister. We've all been told that if anyone of us tries to get with her then he will come along in the middle of the night and cut off our friends down stairs and sew then back on to our foreheads, but yet I can't get her out of my head. It's been like this for months that little redhead has been stuck in my head ever since the last school dance when someone covered kaelie's dress in tomato juice, and I know it was her because I found the empty tins and tomato covered guns at her house the next morning.

Well all I can say is, if I am going to get neutered I'm going out with a bang (;))