(I don't own Naruto or any characters, etc etc)
Naruto was having a good night. Sasuke was finally in bed with him, and things were starting to get steamy.
He hadn't expected Sasuke's hair to be so soft, or his breath to be so hot. For him to be exploring Naruto's hands and neck, kissing everywhere.
"Sa…oh…that tickles," Naruto whimpered, when he sniffled at his ear.
"Sa….ah…." when he licked his neck a few times.
"Sa…" Naruto was getting a little frustrated. Sasuke was all over him, but Naruto couldn't quite get him, couldn't capture him to bring their lips together.
"Oof!" Why did Sasuke punch him in the stomach all of a sudden?
"Akimaru! Get off him!" Kiba called, and Naruto sat upright. What?
Akimaru had jumped off the sofa, where Naruto had spent the night. It had just been a dream….and now Kiba was standing in the doorway grinning madly at him. An I've-got-dirt-on-you grin.
Crap, thought Naruto. He had called out Sasuke's name in his….dream…..crap crap crappity crap.
"Some dream, eh?" Kiba said, teasingly. Naruto began to blush.
"What-what makes you say that?"
"You were talking, moaning a little."
Naruto wanted to die.
"You've got it bad, huh?"
Please kami, let the earth swallow him whole.
"I don't –" but before Naruto could finish, Kiba cut him off.
"Man, you're so in over your head with Sakura, I can't believe it."
Naruto stared at him. "Sakura? What?"
"Yeah," Kiba said, laughing. "You were all Sa….oh…..Sa…ah…Sa….Sa….Sa…" he said, in a high pitched voice. He shook his head.
"Oh," Naruto said, feeling suddenly relieved. "Sakura, yeah, Sakura." He laid back down and put his hands behind his head, with a big grin. "Believe it!"