Tell Alice she is an insane pixie
Cheat on Alice
Give Alice sugar
Cut off all of Alice's credit cards and spending money
Destroy her wardrobe
Propose to Jane
Make Edward lust for Jessica Stanley
Tell Tanya that Edward loves her
Tell Bella Edward doesn't love her
Dance to the song Low by Flo Rida ( Alice wouldn't mind though)
Sing Karaoke
Sing womanizer in the middle of class
Dance on the table in the cafeteria at school
Dress up as a vampire and tell everyone he is one (no one would believe him)
Steal Bella away from Edward
Drink Bella's blood
Tell Rosalie that her dress makes her look fat
Tell Alice he doesn't love her anymore because he's tired of her hyperness
Help out at a blood drive
Go into a museum that honors the Union
Dress in a confederate's uniform and scream that the confederates should have won the war.
Tell Alice her clothes are out of style.
Sing Opera with Edward
Try to be a comedian
Tell people hi real age
Ask Rosalie why she doesn't have kids.
Make an army of vampire squirrels to attack Emmett
Sing High school Musical songs
Destroy a museum honoring the Union.
Drive Emmett's jeep off a cliff
Take apart Rosalie's car and tell her he was trying to fix it.
Think of his love for Alice every time he's around Edward.
Listen to Emmett….EVER!