((Rewritten!!!))

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Hello everyone!! I finally decided to update this thing... I just wasn't in the mood. Now I did!!! Please give me ideas for the next update!!!!

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"Hey! Hey! Sis!" a young girl giggled happily, "have anymore?" I sighed and placed Brisinger back on the table.

"Are you sure? I'm not really in the mood."

"Come on please! I had so much fun last time!" I froze and looked at her in horror.

"You didn't..."

"Oh yes I did!" she shrieked, "My friends and I are ready for more!"

"Fine."

"Yeah!!!!!!!!!!"

"This way I will finally get my revenge," I grinned evilly. I sat down and looked at the paper before me.

Now what would make them REALLY mad......?

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Galbatorix (hey…. Those in castle basically… except for Murtagh!)

1. (When egg goes missing) I swear your majesty I didn't take it! If I didn't I wouldn't be acting as guilty as I am now!

2. (When in jail… or whatever you call it) Depict the scientific method to the soldiers guarding you.

Step one: state the problem

Is a stone wall as bouncy as a padded one?

Step two: make observations

Wall looks… hard. Done!

Step three: form a hypothesis

I think it will be very bouncy! Why else would people land themselves in jail so much?

Step four: experiment

Rams self to wall several times

One… ow.

Two… ooow.

Three… OW.

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NINE… oooowchhh

Ten… *pauses* (soldiers look back in confusion) that really hurt.

Step five: Record results

Wow… that was hard.

Step six: State your conclusion

The wall REALLY hurts… the tree is funnier.

Sit back and watch their confusion.

3. Tell never ending story of tree incident.

4. Graffiti!

5. Talk to guards about king (when he is in earshot of course!!)

Hey! You know what? This king isn't very smart. First of all… he has this BIG map in his throne room (referring to part in movie XD hilarious) and he doesn't even know where the elves are. I mean it's in big letters at the top! Then he goes and rips it up… then Shruikan burns it! How stupid is that??? Now he can't find them. He's not smart… not even before he went mad. He went and got his dragon killed… not very smart. And he is so weak he can't even train his apprentice right! He can't even catch that other rider. And… *pauses* Why hello your majesty!!!!

6. !!!!!!!!!! MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE!!!!!!! IT'S MINE YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!!!!!!!!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!! ((Runs away carrying item of meal)…. You know like what a dragon would eat. I'M NOT THAT GOOD!!! XD anyway… on with the story!!!)

7. (Finds final stone) (mimics voice) My… Preciousss

8. Tag! You're it! (Runs howling in laughter) (Returns slowly) tag! You're it! No answer. Tag! Tag! Tag! And so on before running off howling in laughter as Shruikan goes chasing after you in agitation.

9. (Compulsory meeting between top leaders of the empire to discuss final battle with Varden) Runs in screaming at random point with arms flailing and running circles around assemblage. Run out of room with no other accomplishments leaving confused and annoyed men behind.

10. Waltz around happily while carrying Eragon (or any of the other of the three books) obviously to make sure everyone sees it. Perk up his curiosity.

11. May the force be with you.

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Murtagh

1. (Murtagh returns to castle dripping wet) Did you find the elves, Murtagh? (Gives death glares and chases after you with Zar'roc.)

2. Grease Zar'roc's pummel. (grease seems to work better than jelly…) (See if it flies farther this time.)

3. Insist on seeing his scar. If unwilling use force. KILL HIM.

4. (Thorn is nowhere to be found) Ask who bought him.

5. Ask him if he wants you to start talking again.

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Brom

1. You know? My parents always said what you read isn't the same as what you see… graphically. They were COMPLETELY right! In the movie when you died I almost cried. But in the book… I died of laughter.

2. Ask him what would happen if you drank seither oil.

3. Ask him if he will show you.

4. If refuses, make him.

5. When he dies, run screaming about banshees and try to find Eragon.

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Eragon/ Saphira

1. Try to convince him that he's Ed Speelers

2. Steal Brisinger and run around the Varden's camp screaming war cries and chasing and hacking at random people.

3. Gallop (you know… like a retard!) through the Hadarac while swinging it above your head. See if he goes chasing after you.

4. See if he hides his chamber pot whenever you walk past his tent.

5. While walking through the desert (with him in seeing distance) start digging frantically in the ground. When he asks what you're doing tell him you figured out where the last dragon egg was hiding. Leave (with dignity XD) and return later to see if he is still digging.

6. Ask Saphira (when Eragon is in ear-shot) why she hadn't told Eragon she had laid some eggs, yet.

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The Varden (no one in particular)

1. Randomly waltz into a meeting (at Nasuada's pavilion of course!) and calmly grab their 'plans'. Walk out with same calmness but with a slightly quicker pace.

2. When they've caught you (what did you think you wouldn't???) insist vehemently that you are an American (whatever nationality you just happen to be?) citizen and have no right to hold you.

3. Smile with childish glee and start running and screaming (childishly!) around the tree they've tied you to (backwards of course! You can't get very far when you're bound to the tree with ropes around your chest!) Stop periodically asking the guard to get the splinter out of your butt.

4. Tell the guards that this is the equivalence to the padded room. When they ask what a padded room is tell them that it is an AWESOME room in which you wear a straight-jacket and get to run and bounce of the walls. They'll begin to ignore you.

5. Continue until guards beg to be relieved. Eragon will look on in horror and refuse immediately. No way. (Ha! Fear!)

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Elves

1. Ah… too bad. The elves no longer allow you into Ellesmera (let alone Du Weldenvarden) not after last time XD.

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Arya

1. Aaaaaaaaaaaryyyyy…. oops. You're dead. Just like that! She really does have a temper…

2. I LIVE!!!!!!! Watch her eyes widen in horror at your sudden revival. (beeeeware... u ain't really dead XD)

3. Follow her around asking random questions.

4. See if she still believes in the force.

5. Poke her whenever the opportunity arises.

6. Tell her you won't let her in on your meditations. She'll be too loud.

7. Slap her hard in the face and call her an asshead. Run for your life.

8. Have you ever heard of a human that could out run an elf?

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Ha! there you go! sorry it's a little short but... I just wasn't '

in the mood' my sister helped me... a little. she just helped me get into the mood! I am ACTUALLY not that hyper... so it's not that great but... hope you still liked it! for some of these you have to read the previous chapter to understand this. please tell me what you think and give me ideas for the next update!!!!

I especially thank Hollyleaf9! with your review I decided to keep going!!! and if I get more ideas people... I will keep going!!!!!

Atra esterni ono thelduin

Wait......! I didn't say anything yet!!!

HINA!

what?

Fetch the cookie!!!! *chucks cookie*

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs after happily*

I can't believe she actually fell for that again... anyway bye!

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