I kind of like accidentally put the first chapter on twice instead of this one so my mistake sorry for the confusion. Thanks for you're reviews, you people are great!

Ok after this chapter I might not put the 3rd chapter up for a bit 'cause of school and home-work and Christmas and me and my friends are going to see Twilight when it comes out in the U.K. but anyways here's the second chapter =D hope you like it

CARLISLE POV

ate the drugs. Emmett ate the drugs. Although it WAS kind of funny when he dressed as Perry the Platypus that time …

I randomly wondered what happened when me and Esme went on a week long hunting trip.

I told her it was a bad idea to leave Jasper in charge. All Emmett had to do was threaten to break the play station and Jasper would turn a blind eye to anything Emmett did.

Emmett somehow always got his own way when Esme and I left. If Alice was in charge he's threaten to break her Prada heels, If Rose was in charge he's threaten to rip up her favourite dress and if Edward was in charge he's threaten to break his piano. He actually did that once. It wasn't pretty.

Yes well we came back – Bella was getting hyper of a strange red coloured sugar drink , Rose was upstairs mourning her favourite red dress that had been burnt somehow , Jasper was hitting the frying pan because 'It wasn't listening' to him and Emmett … well Emmett was being Emmett. In the garage trying to agitate Edward by painting his Aston Martin hot pink and writing 'I heart Mike Newton' on the side in permanent marker.

You know – I REALLY don't want to know what happened. Really

ALICE POV

You know Charlie really should go on more fishing trips. The past week has been so FUN! I mean how many people/vampires get to go shopping with your human sister, loose the human sister in question, try sushi, beat up a tree, watch your vampire brother stamp on a leaf because 'its too green' and bear witness to your vampire husband trying to make banana and strawberry smoothie for your human sister all in ONE week. Ok so basically I decided to take Bella shopping…

"Bella, time for shopping!" I shouted up the stairs. Edward couldn't hog her all week.

She walked reluctantly down the stairs and sighed.

"Alice if we're gone all day I'll never let you take me shopping again!" she I knew she was joking.

We got in my porche and drove away.

After a good few hours of shopping Bella wanted to go grab something to eat.

I still wanted to go to Victoria's Secret and Bella really didn't want to so she insisted I go while she grabbed something to eat.

Then I had a vision. A VERY bad vision. Bella was lost. I'd lost her.

Edward was going to kill me. I ran out of the shop I was in and concentrated on finding her.

I found her a few hours later, in the car park of the mall and she was looking very worried.

I ran up to her and gave her a hug.

"Not a word to Edward Kay?" I asked – really I feared for my vampire life!

We got in my porche and drove home. Sure we were a bit later than we should have been and sure we had little less bags than we should have had but no body needed to know I'd lost her. Especially Edward.

When we got back Edward and Jasper were in the living room. Jasper on the play station getting frustrated and Edward awaiting us anxiously.

"Hey Edward where's Emm-" I started but I cut off. Something horrible had been shoved into my mouth. It smelled like raw fish and it tasted more revolting than most human food.

Emmett had obviously been trying his hand at cooking. And he had shoved the disgusting sushi down my throat. I spat the sushi back out and hit Emmett over the head. Edward laughed.

I narrowed my eyes and pounced on Emmett playfully. He ruffled my hair and trashed my hair style.

"EMMETT!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW LONG THIS HAIR TOOK TO DO?" I screamed. People like Emmett really don't appreciate the sheer amount of time things like hair styles take.

Emmett chuckled.

I ran outside and called back to them "IM TAKING BY ANGER OUT ON A TREE! I HOPE ESME DON'T LIKE ANY TREES OUT HERE!"

You know beating up trees is really kind of fun. You should try it some time. God I'm nearly as weird as Emmett. No, Alice, no you are a perfectly sane person who is in no relation to Emmett Cullen.

EMMETT POV

Edward had taken Bella upstairs as she had fallen asleep on the sofa when I decided to go outside and admire the picturesque scenery. I said that 'cause I'm SMART! Meh I really went outside to annoy Alice even more when I saw something monstrous on the trees.

It was GREEN!

I was aware of Alice's eyes on me when I pulled a green 'leaf' or so it says it's a leaf but I bet it's not – IT'S A CONSPIRACY !!

Yes anyway I pulled a 'leaf' of the tree and stomped on it. It wouldn't go any less green so I stomped on it some more.

After four hours of stamping the 'leaf' was still green but also stamped into the ground. It will stay there forever – a monument to all green leaves.

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JASPER POV

I was bored and the play station was not willing to co-operate with me and let me win.

So when Bella woke up I decided to make her a smoothie.

What? The shiny new blender was just staring me in the face screaming 'use me to blend fruit for unsuspecting Bella, Jasper'

So I grabbed the red fruit called a Strawberry and the yellow fruit called a Banana and squashed them in the blender.

Alice was sat in the kitchen reading the latest Vogue magazine.

She looked at me like I was crazy or something.

"What? I'm making a smoothie for Bella" I was actually surprised she didn't know this actually - she must have seen me making her a smoothie in a vision surely.

So I put the fruit in the blender and Bella walked through the door at the precise second I pressed the 'blend' button.

Ok so let's say Alice, Bella and I walked out of the kitchen with bits of blended fruit in out hair. It's not my fault if the blender didn't want to be good and listen to Jasper.

Please review and I'm sorry if this chapter isn't very funny I just got caught up in my ICT homework.

I will try to make the next one funnier – maybe including Jasper and the postman ….

Please review … I'll be you're best friend =D