Exchange Program 3: Graduation

Chapter Two

"You'll never get away with this," Student 2400 said, fighting against her captors. "Why did you steal the diplomas? It just doesn't make sense!"

"I'll tell you why," a voice laughed. "We're dropouts, forced to drop out after our leader was killed. Since we can't graduate, NO ONE will graduate!" the masked person laughed maniacally. "And since we have everyone's diplomas, we can pretend that we graduated high school and get halfway decent jobs! No more mopping floors at Wal-Mart!"

"You mean… you worked with Student B?" Student 2400 asked in horror. The masked person looked sideways at her.

"Did I work with her? I did more than just work with her. I was her number-one flunky! Student O!"

"TOBI!!!" Deidara roared. "What the hell are you doing in that bed-un!"

"Isn't it obvious?" Tobi replied seductively. "This is the third time we've been to A. High School, and I think it's high time that we actually got somewhere in our relationship!"

"Tobi-" Deidara began.

"Yes, sweetie?"

"We never had a relationship."

"Then maybe we could start one!" Tobi replied.

"Uh… Tobi?" Gaara said. "I wish you happiness and luck, but you do realize that you're in the middle of the hallway? And that's not Deidara's bed?"

"Tobi, do you care to explain what you're doing in my bed?" Neji asked. Tobi jumped up.

"Wait- this is YOUR bed?"

"Yeah, and I'd kind of like to know why it's out of the room… I want to take a nap." Neji said, the Look of Doom appearing on his face.

"Will you stop screwing around?" Student X screeched. "This is serious! I have a full scholarship to Really Expensive University and I want to take advantage of it! And Student Y, who might not otherwise be able to GO to college, she has a scholarship to Not Cheap University! Since she got disowned, college has been something that she REALLY wants to do! Do you want to see her have to go to Lucky's Beauty School?"

"Yeah!" Z added. "Tobi, you really need to get out of Neji's bed. And we all need to band together to save our diplomas and Student 2400!"

"Fine," Tobi grumbled, but not before telling Deidara, "I'll see you tonight, sexy."

"Yeesh…" Deidara shuddered.

Student Y sighed. "Three days and not a single clue as to where they are…"

"Y, are you in here?" Naruto asked.

"Yeah."

"Have some ramen," he said. "And listen to me. Kankuro thinks he knows where 2400 is being kept," he said. "The diplomas might not be with her, but he thinks if we can get her back, then we've won half the battle."

"Really?" Y asked.

"Yeah. He thinks she's at the Big Box Storage Company's abandoned warehouse," Naruto replied.

"Thank you very much!" she exclaimed. "Get everyone together. We're going to that warehouse!"

To Be Continued!

Omake- Author's Comments

That Tobi never gives up, yeah? Thanks for reading!

Edit- This chapter had some really major mistakes that I wouldn't have caught if it wasn't for Lady Lilliana. Thank you so much!

-GoesKaboom