Hey guys! Thank you for ALL the great reviews, I decided to graciously update sooner, watching an iCarly marathon really gets my lazy butt moving. Don't worry fans of iSee a Therapist, yes that means I'm updating that TONIGHT too. Don't worry, the names seem weird now. But in the later chapters you'll understand it. :D
DISCLAIMER: I do not own iCarly, but I own the cuppycake I am eating.
Normal POV
A whooshing of air wrapped around the two siblings as they brought them back to their parents living room. Caydance fixed her dirty blonde curls and Sawyer ran his fingers through his hair. They both exchanged looks.
"That was-" Caydance started to say before her older brother finished for her.
"Sweet!"
"I was going to say interesting but whatever floats your sea horse."
"Sea Horse...?"
"Mom." They both said at the same time to each other and laughed quietly, which turned into a normal laugh, which than escalated to roaring laughs.
"Shh, mom and dad are still sleeping." Caydance said between giggles and slapped Sawyer to stop his laughter.
"I can't believe mom was wearing a dress." Sawyer said shaking his head in disbelief.
"Well, we both saw that video of mom when she was seven at the beauty pageant. So how's it hard too believe?" Caydance asked resting her arms behind her head as she laid down on the red plush carpet.
"Just, mom in a dress. Just like imaging Me-Maw (A/N, their grandmother, Sam's mom) in a bikini." They both shuddered at the same time.
"Screw you, I've actually seen her in a bikini. I still have trouble sleeping at night with that image in my head." Caydance said holding back gagging which caused her brother to fall over in hysterics laughing.
"Seriously, look at this picture of mom and dad. They look so...Young." Sawyer said in utter amazement.
"What do you expect? They were only four..." His sister replied as she stared equally amazed at the picture
It was an actual adorable picture, in a way. I mean, Sam was in a purple-flowerily dress with her hair brushed, a rare event if you knew Sam Puckett, and she was on another side of a sandbox than Freddie. He was wearing a blue collard shirt with his khaki pants smiling widely at the camera with his hair longer than they ever have seen it. He had his bangs almost cover his eyes and his hair ended in the middle of his neck. Complete opposite of Sam who was glaring evilly at the camera with her blonde hair falling wildly over her face. So weird to see their parents, so...innocent. Caydance, after a few minutes of staring, flipped the page. Only to revel a picture of her mom, Aunt Carly, and dad. Only Aunt Carly was in the middle being tugged from either side by Sam and Freddie.
"How old do you think they where?" Sawyer asked quietly, once again amazed at how young his parents looked.
"There's only one way to find out" Caydance said with a glint in her eye, making her look like a spitting image of her mother.
"There's that mama's girl I always call my sister." Sawyer said as he playfully ruffled his sister's hair. Caydance pushed the red button next to the picture. Suddenly that familiar sense of energy hit their faces as they were put in front of a large screen. The scene began to play.
The scene cut to a young girl with blonde hair walking up to a little brunette girl sitting down eating a sandwich.
"Hi, I'm Sam." The blonde said to the brunette.
"Hi, I'm Carly." The brunette answered.
"Can I have that?" The blonde girl asked, tilting her head to the side.
"No way get your own!" Carly said sharply to the blonde. Sam apparently didn't like that answer and grabbed Carly's sandwich and pushed her off her seat and sat down and began to eat. But than the Carly got up, brushed herself off and grabbed back her sandwich and pushed Sam down and sat down in her original seat.
"You're alright." The Sam said while getting back up and sat next to Carly.
"Thanks, so are you." Carly said as she broke off a piece of her sandwich to the blonde.
"Sweet! Tuna! Thanks!" Sam said smiling brightly at Carly.
"Hey, I'm kinda new here, and my brother Spencer is being weird and making me hold up a bicycle so he can spray paint it. I've been having to do it every day after school for two weeks straight. So I was thinking, maybe if I brought a friend over, he would leave me alone." Carly said shyly.
"Your brother sounds weird." Sam said with a disgusted expression.
"He is." Carly said nodding looking down at her sandwich.
"Do you have ham at your house?" Sam asked, breaking the silence.
"Yes...Why?" Carly asked looking questioningly at the blonde sitting next to her.
"Ok, I'll come over." Sam said shrugging and ate the rest of Carly's sandwich without her permission.
The scene cut to the two girls opening the door to Carly's apartment. A tall teenager was painting a piggy bank violet.
"Spencer, this is Sam. She's my new friend." Carly said proudly to her brother. Spencer walked over to Sam and said hi. Sam barley said hello back because she was to preoccupied to go to the Shay's refrigerator. Spencer and Carly exchanged looks when the doorbell rang. Carly walked over and opened it only to see a young boy around her age holding a plate of cookies.
"Hi, um...Do I know you?" Carly asked nervously.
"No, but I saw you at school. And I noticed you lived next door. And I also noticed how pretty you are-"
"What was the last part?" Carly asked, a little weirded out.
"Nothing." The boy said too quickly. "Here, my mom made them last night." He said giving Carly the cookies and turned to walk off.
"Wait, I never got your name. Come in." Carly said smiling, letting the boy in. "My name is Freddie, I'm in third grade." The boy said looking around awkwardly in the apartment.
"Cool! I am too, my name is Carly. That's my big brother Spencer." Spencer waved.
"Hello Freddo. Hey, that sounds pretty cool. Freddooo." Carly and Freddie exchanged glances.
"Who's she?" Freddie asked, his eyes wide at the sight of Sam with a mouthful of ham sitting on the stool by the computer.
"Oh, that's my friend Sam. Sam, this is my next door neighbor, Freddie." Carly said enthusiastically.
Sam hopped off the stool and said, "give me a cookie." To Freddie.
"No! My mom made them for Carly and Spencer!" Freddie aid defensively while guarding the plate of cookies Carly left on the table in front of the couch.
That's when it happened. Sam pounced on Freddie, pulled him to the ground and kicked him in the ribs. Got up, brushed herself off, and grabbed a handful of cookies.
"Listen up, mama loves her food. And Sam Puckett will never let ANYONE get in between that. Got it?" Freddie grabbed his side and nodded, frightened.
Carly and Spencer were watching from the kitchen, Spencer leaned over and whispered to Carly. "This isn't going to end well...Is it?"
Carly started, awestruck at what just happened and shook her head and whispered back, "no way."
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