"Here we are!",Joe said walking through the door to theater four. Joe and Blue saw the place,and surveyed it carefully,but they were interrupted as the theater suddenly began shaking.

"Woaaaah!",Joe screamed slamming into the wall from the tremor, after this Blue did the same, following the heroes the Jadow-bot at the concession stand crashed into the popcorn machine.

"GAAAH! I hate this part!", The corn-covered 'bot growled. The tremor began strengthening as the screen of the theater began to change into a swirling void. The void tugged at Joe and Blue, trying to suck them in as they held onto the chairs.

"Heeeey,Blue! I swear I saw this in a movie but I don't remember the title!",Joe yelled.

"Um...was it Mortal Kombat Annihilation!"

"I think sooooo!",Joe yelped, as he and Blues grips on the chairs loosened off,and sent them towards the swirl.

"Now,that I think about that movie had it too,but I was thinking of a different one!",Joe cried out, arms flailing as he was swallowed by the screen.

"OOF!",Joe and Blue landed on a thick grassland.

"Hey! Look over there, Joe!", Blue called, pointing out a military base, which they were two feet from.

"Captain Blue!",One of the generals on the base said.

"Huh? Oh no! He's comin' at me!",Blue pulled back a fist,and began what would've been a slo-mo punch.

"Uh..Captain..What are you doing?"

"I'm preparing for combat! You're the one attacking me!"

"No...we called you to the base for a meeting. Where's that other Joe guy?"

"Right here!", Two yellow eyes said, the rest covered in shadow. Joe flung into the air stylishly spinning.

"But they name's Viewtiful Joe!", And he struck back to the ground,striking a hero pose.

"Okay..." Blue elbowed Joe, to get his attention,"Ut-cay the heatrics-tay!',he whispered.

"Anyhow,Captain, Jadow has developed a new weapon. They're calling it,"Alastor",we don't know what it is,yet,but Jadow requested us to get you and your friend."

"Hmm...What would they want with me and Joe?"

"Oh! They might kill us, clone us, toture us,or--"

"Ssh! I'm being cinematic here!"

"Oh."

"Also,Captain,they instructed you to go to the top of the Eiffel Tower at 12:00pm."

" 'Kay, put those little words in the upper left-hand corner,y'know the ones that say where and when the scene is?

Paris,France,12:00pm

"Well here we are!"

"Gee,thanks,Joe! That's time we coulda spent training,or detective-ing!"

"Relax! We do all that stuff in the deleted scenes!"

"Good-thinking! Let's watch to see what we did!"

"Sorry,but we hafta wait for the dvd release to do that!"

"Awww!"

"So, you came. I didn't expect otherwise, but you know how awkward some villain lines are!"

"Tell me about it!"

"Anyhow," A villain in cloak began,"I am Jadow Agent #64,Demon-X!

"What's the "X" for?"

"Nothing! Muhuhahahahaha!"

Demon-X removed his cloak,revealing a green-eyed,red-skinned,no-mouthed,muscalur monster.

"Let us do battle!" Demon-X jumped at Captain Blue and grabbed his wrist, twisted his arm,and snatched his V-watch.

"No!",shouted the former Captain Blue,now reverted to an old man in a blue suit. Demon slapped the stolen V-watch onto his wrist.

"Henshin, sucka!",he shouted,changing into a form,sporting silver gauntlets,and a dashing,and infinitely blowing in the wind scarf.

"Muhuhaha! Let me introduce you to... Captain X! Muhuhaha!"

"This is bad!",Joe said, reflecting on the siuation. Captain X delivered a punch in the gut to Joe.

"UUUAAH!",Joe recovered quickly and shouted,"SLOW!"

Joe slammed a left to X's face.

"It's like dat, huh? Fine! SLOW!",Captain X kicked into Joe's side.

"Mach Speed!", Joe began dishing out a flaming flurry of punches.

"SLOW!", X grabbed Joe's fast fist with his slow power.

"We can't just duke it out so simple! Let's get some style!",Joe yelled,as he flipped off the edge of the tower. X rushed off after him.

"SLOW!", They shouted in mid-air unison and began throwing punches and kicks,tirelessly. They both landed on their feet shortly after. Meanwhile,Blue was watching over the tower's side. Someone tapped his shoulder.

"What's so interestin', pal?"

" My side-kick and an evil villain,who stole my source of power,are duking it out, in a highly stylized manner."

"Really?", The silver-haired man beside him said.

"Yep." The man beside him pulled out two guns,one white, one black, and aimed at Captain X.

"That's the villain right?"

"Yep."

The silver-haired man shot in a seemingly wild fashion, though every bullet hit X dead on.

"OW!", Captain X was smacked into the car by the force of the barrage.

"That..I didn't see coming."