Seeing Santa Clause
A/N: Same as the Cookie story. Sorry about the double-addition in the same day. I really liked this idea. Hehe. Oh God this'll be funny.
Disclaimer: No, I don't own The Outsiders, yes, I do need Life Support for Crazy People. (Sorry, Bad Joke.)
"OH MY GOD IT'S SANTA!" Screamed Two-Bit one morning as the gang entered the local shopping center. Johnny unwrapped the scarf around his neck quietly. Darry and Dally rolled there eyes.
"No way, Two-Bit." Dallas said sarcastically.
"YES WAY!" Two-Bit screamed again, shaking Dallas. The hood got ticked off and shoved Two-Bit to the ground. Two-Bit stood up and said seriously:
"Now, Dallas, Santa's watching you." He pointed to the jolly man in the red suit, who was currently talking to a little girl.
"I want a Pony!" The girl said happily. Ponyboy turned.
"What?" He asked. Johnny was laughing behind his hand and Steve was shaking his head. Sodapop was staring at the man in disbelief.
"That's not Santa." He said, tilting his head.
"YES IT IS!" Two-Bit cried, tackling Sodapop to the ground.
"IT IS AND YOU KNOW IT!" Two-Bit added.
"Alright, Two-Bit… God, calm down!" Soda replied, though he was smiling.
"If ya love him so much, why don't you marry him?" Dallas asked sarcastically. Two-Bit wrinkled his nose.
"Ew. Besides, he has Mrs. Clause." Johnny burst out laughing finally, clutching his stomach and hunching over. A woman with her child saw Johnny do that and sped up.
"What's with you, Johnny?" Dallas asked. Johnny shook his head. Ponyboy looked around.
"Hey, where's Two-Bit?" He asked, the gang minus Two-Bit looked around. Johnny obviously knew what was going on, because while he was laughing he pointed to the end of the Santa line. Darry groaned.
"Oh, God…" Dallas said, starting to laugh. Sodapop began to laugh also and everyone knows that Soda's laughs are contagious. Pretty soon the whole gang was doubled over in laughter. Not including Johnny who was on the floor laughing- for he was already doubled over in laughter- Darry was the first to stop. He wiped the tears from his pale blue-green eyes and marched over to Two-Bit.
"Two-Bit, come on, let the little kids go." Darry said, trying to sound stern but ending up laughing. Two-Bit pouted.
"No." He said stubbornly. Darry shook his head and walked back to the gang. Everyone was done, trying to get their breath and heart rate to normal.
"I tried." Darry sighed.
"Let's go watch!" Exclaimed Ponyboy, running off to where the photographers where.
"Hello…" Started the Santa hesitantly.
"Two-Bit." The greaser told him his name.
"For Christmas, I would like,
Money,
Beer,
A Mickey Mouse Marathon,
Beer… uh." Two-Bit faltered. "More Money… more beer…"
The gang was silently cracking up at this. Shaking their heads and laughing. Afterwards, Two-bit almost flounced- Yes, I said flounced- To the Curtis house.
A/N: I notice it isn't Christmas. Shaddup. I used flounced because I didn't want to use skip. Flounced is more fun.
Once again, Flames are for campfires.