Title: Spin the Bottle! Part Two
Rating: Pg-13
Genre: Humor
Pairings: 3x4, 1x2
Warnings: Yaoi, get used to it.
Disclaimer: If a=c-x, is this show mine? No silly, it's Bob! (In normal English, no, I no own show.)
Let's Get Sloppy!
Zephyr: Heero? Will you do the honors?
Heero: No.
Zephyr: (pulling out cattle prod) Heero? Honors?
Cassie: (shoots Zephyr a glare)
(Heero spins the bottle and amazingly, it starts turning! Wow! What a freaking concept! Quatre...Zechs...Duo...Cassie.
Before the bottle can pass her, Cassie reaches out and stops it.)
Cassie: Woohoo! Payday!
(Cassie hurls herself at Heero.)
Cassie: (glomp)
Zephyr: (starts the timer*) Starting!
(Seconds tick by....more seconds.....tick....tock...)
Catherine: Whoo! Take a breath!
Noin to Zechs: Why don't you kiss me like that?
(Awhile later, Cassie lets Heero go, but only because she needs air.)
Cassie: (smiling evilly) Nice, hot lips. (spins bottle)
Bottle: I'm nauseous....I'm nauseous.....
(Bottle slows and stops at Duo.)
Cassie: My lucky day! (glomp)
(After a few seconds, Zephyr prys them apart.)
Zephyr: Sorry, chika. The fic's not long enough.
Cassie: Aww...
Duo: (grinning happily) Come on bottle, light my fire!
(Bottle spins, and spins, and spins....Quatre!)
Duo: Come here Q-man!
(Blushing, Quatre leans over and Duo gives him a brotherly smooch.)
Cassie: I sincerly enjoy this game.
Zephyr: Don't we all?
Wufei: Ro! (No!) (A.N. Remember, he's still tied up.)
(Quatre gently twirls the bottle. Said bottle, having a mind of it's own, turns in the opposite direction to stop
at Trowa.)
All: (Stare)
Quatre: What the-MMPH!
(Trowa grabs Quatre shirt and begins frenching him. Quatre looks surprised for a moment before closing his eyes and
wrapping his arms around the taller boy.)
All the women: Awwww!
Zephyr: Kodak moment!
(All the women pull out cameras** and begin taking pictures, to be enjoyed later.)
Wufei: Ris is rikusting! (This is disgusting!)
(Catherine and Noin both slap him. Meanwhile, Quatre and Trowa are getting ready to bump the rating
of this fic from PG-13 to R.)
Zephyr: Okay, guys? if you can hear me, try and keep your clothes on?
(Trowa gives a quick thumbs up and then resumes fondling Quatre.)
Cassie: (Still taking pictures) Noin, you can go.
Noin: (Also taking pictures) Fine. (Spins bottle)
Bottle: Dizzy! I'm so dizzy! My head is spinning! Like a whirlpool it never ends....(stops at Duo)
Zechs: Haven't you been kissed already?
Duo: (happy) The bottle loves me!
(Noin gets up and gives Duo a maternal kiss.)
Catherine: (Also taking pictures of her brother, to be used for blackmail) Whimpy, Noin!
Noin:(scowilng) Fine then! (Grabs Duo and glomps him hard)
Zechs: Hey now! Stop that!
(Noin lets Duo go. He falls backwards.)
Duo: (dazed) That wasn't that bad....
Zephyr: (happens to glance at Wufei) Wufei, I believe you have a nosebleed!
Wufei: I ro not! (I do not!) (A.N. Yes he does!)
(Cassie and Zephyr laugh until they fall off the couch.)
Cassie: Can't...breath! HAHAHA!
Zephyr: My....side! Ow!
Wufei: Bakas! (Needs no translation)
Zephyr: Help me up!
(Cassie and Zephyr manage to lurch back on to the couch.)
Both: Haha...ehe...whew! (teary)
Zechs: Duo, just spin the bottle before anything else happens.
Duo: (nods) Right. (Spin spin)
(Heero pulls out gun from Spandex Space.)
Gun: Bang!
Bottle: Boom!
(Heero jumps Duo and commences a make out session of considerable "magnitude.")
Zephyr: That's it! I'm not gonna sit here and watch this! C'mon Zechs! (Collar and leash appear
around Zechs's neck and Zephyr prances off, Zechs lurching after.)
Noin: What up! I'll come too! (runs after them)
(Cassie and Catherine look at Wufei, who's trying to hide his nosebleed.)
Cassie: What now?
Catherine: (shrugs) I dunno.
Cassie: Wanna play Spoons?
Catherine: Sure!
Well, you likey? Review, or face the wrath of Quatre!
In the imaginary sequel: Zephyr and Noin have some fun with Zechs, Wufei passes out from loss of blood,
Cassie and Catherine restyle his hair, Heero continues glomping Duo and Trowa and Quatre move into a closet***.
*Of course there's a timer!
**Of course there's cameras!
***Of course there's a closet!
Rating: Pg-13
Genre: Humor
Pairings: 3x4, 1x2
Warnings: Yaoi, get used to it.
Disclaimer: If a=c-x, is this show mine? No silly, it's Bob! (In normal English, no, I no own show.)
Let's Get Sloppy!
Zephyr: Heero? Will you do the honors?
Heero: No.
Zephyr: (pulling out cattle prod) Heero? Honors?
Cassie: (shoots Zephyr a glare)
(Heero spins the bottle and amazingly, it starts turning! Wow! What a freaking concept! Quatre...Zechs...Duo...Cassie.
Before the bottle can pass her, Cassie reaches out and stops it.)
Cassie: Woohoo! Payday!
(Cassie hurls herself at Heero.)
Cassie: (glomp)
Zephyr: (starts the timer*) Starting!
(Seconds tick by....more seconds.....tick....tock...)
Catherine: Whoo! Take a breath!
Noin to Zechs: Why don't you kiss me like that?
(Awhile later, Cassie lets Heero go, but only because she needs air.)
Cassie: (smiling evilly) Nice, hot lips. (spins bottle)
Bottle: I'm nauseous....I'm nauseous.....
(Bottle slows and stops at Duo.)
Cassie: My lucky day! (glomp)
(After a few seconds, Zephyr prys them apart.)
Zephyr: Sorry, chika. The fic's not long enough.
Cassie: Aww...
Duo: (grinning happily) Come on bottle, light my fire!
(Bottle spins, and spins, and spins....Quatre!)
Duo: Come here Q-man!
(Blushing, Quatre leans over and Duo gives him a brotherly smooch.)
Cassie: I sincerly enjoy this game.
Zephyr: Don't we all?
Wufei: Ro! (No!) (A.N. Remember, he's still tied up.)
(Quatre gently twirls the bottle. Said bottle, having a mind of it's own, turns in the opposite direction to stop
at Trowa.)
All: (Stare)
Quatre: What the-MMPH!
(Trowa grabs Quatre shirt and begins frenching him. Quatre looks surprised for a moment before closing his eyes and
wrapping his arms around the taller boy.)
All the women: Awwww!
Zephyr: Kodak moment!
(All the women pull out cameras** and begin taking pictures, to be enjoyed later.)
Wufei: Ris is rikusting! (This is disgusting!)
(Catherine and Noin both slap him. Meanwhile, Quatre and Trowa are getting ready to bump the rating
of this fic from PG-13 to R.)
Zephyr: Okay, guys? if you can hear me, try and keep your clothes on?
(Trowa gives a quick thumbs up and then resumes fondling Quatre.)
Cassie: (Still taking pictures) Noin, you can go.
Noin: (Also taking pictures) Fine. (Spins bottle)
Bottle: Dizzy! I'm so dizzy! My head is spinning! Like a whirlpool it never ends....(stops at Duo)
Zechs: Haven't you been kissed already?
Duo: (happy) The bottle loves me!
(Noin gets up and gives Duo a maternal kiss.)
Catherine: (Also taking pictures of her brother, to be used for blackmail) Whimpy, Noin!
Noin:(scowilng) Fine then! (Grabs Duo and glomps him hard)
Zechs: Hey now! Stop that!
(Noin lets Duo go. He falls backwards.)
Duo: (dazed) That wasn't that bad....
Zephyr: (happens to glance at Wufei) Wufei, I believe you have a nosebleed!
Wufei: I ro not! (I do not!) (A.N. Yes he does!)
(Cassie and Zephyr laugh until they fall off the couch.)
Cassie: Can't...breath! HAHAHA!
Zephyr: My....side! Ow!
Wufei: Bakas! (Needs no translation)
Zephyr: Help me up!
(Cassie and Zephyr manage to lurch back on to the couch.)
Both: Haha...ehe...whew! (teary)
Zechs: Duo, just spin the bottle before anything else happens.
Duo: (nods) Right. (Spin spin)
(Heero pulls out gun from Spandex Space.)
Gun: Bang!
Bottle: Boom!
(Heero jumps Duo and commences a make out session of considerable "magnitude.")
Zephyr: That's it! I'm not gonna sit here and watch this! C'mon Zechs! (Collar and leash appear
around Zechs's neck and Zephyr prances off, Zechs lurching after.)
Noin: What up! I'll come too! (runs after them)
(Cassie and Catherine look at Wufei, who's trying to hide his nosebleed.)
Cassie: What now?
Catherine: (shrugs) I dunno.
Cassie: Wanna play Spoons?
Catherine: Sure!
Well, you likey? Review, or face the wrath of Quatre!
In the imaginary sequel: Zephyr and Noin have some fun with Zechs, Wufei passes out from loss of blood,
Cassie and Catherine restyle his hair, Heero continues glomping Duo and Trowa and Quatre move into a closet***.
*Of course there's a timer!
**Of course there's cameras!
***Of course there's a closet!