"Haha, sensei baka (that means huge idiot)" I said.
"You suck," I said. I felt a strange urge to throw a pie at you.
"Hey y'all, s'up?" said a man with a blond afro, as he stared at me with a different kind of hunger. "Are you a human?"
"Yes" I lied. I was really a powerful vegan ninja who trained with the mafia. I also had magical powers.
"You look tasty- AHHHHHH!!!!!" suddenly Dedward punched him in the face.
"Go away! I love her! Whatever her name is!"
"YOU BASTARD! FUCK YOU! DOUCHEBAGS! DIPSHIT!" I ran away crying tears of sadness.
"Why did you scare my future wife away?" Bedward asked.
"I thought yuh had a wife already" Casper said. "I do… But I like whats-her-face better. Even though she's done nothing but verbally abuse me so far."
I came back hering the last comment about verbal abuse, i decided to make it physical.
I pulled a dagger from my raven locks.
It was stained with the blood of the preppy girls, I needed to wash it. They didn't deserve the honor of their blood on my dagger.
(Yelling a whole sting of profanities in 72 different languages)
Xian nan hoa! Gong hay fat choy! (In Chinese means fuck you piece of schit)
I rambled on like an old Italian man and stabbed it repeatedly in the fucking chest.
IT WOULDN'T DIE! WHAT THE BLOODY SHITTIN' HELL IS THE LITTLE FUCKER MADE OUT OF? "arg…" I whispered.
I decided to stab the redneck next to Bledward.
THEY FUCKING WERE MADE OF SHEEPSHIT!
They didn't know when to die.