Roy mustang was sitting in his office groaning. Mean ol Kind Bradley had stolen all his lunch money and now he had nothing to eat. Roy looked around for a source of protein. paper...paper...paper...sasuke...paper...ignition gloves...paper...paper...wait...
IGNITION GLOVES! Roy squeeled with delight and stuffed one of his ignition gloves in his mouth.
"mmmf!" he declared proudly.
Roy ate his entire glove.