Oh I just can't wait to…..STOP BEING HARRASSED!
Tigerkougra: sorry for the long wait, I had retarded exams to do….
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Life wasn't fair, Sesshoumaru knew that, I mean look at what he had; a father who sent him to THIS hell-hole of a school, a hanyou for a brother and teacher that looked at him like she wanted to tear his clothes off or something! A teacher that was still looking at him in that way…..okay…slightly disturbing but not as disturbing as Jaken and his father playing poker, getting drunk and then his father running around the house stripping……THAT was disturbing…..Sesshoumaru learnt the hard way that trying to bleach your eyes, to avoid seeing your father giggling in a drunken stupor, was NOT a good idea.
Oh Christ, that deranged wench was drooling. "Sorry miss I don't hire myself out, if you're lonely, I saw some good ads in the paper." Sesshoumaru smirked as the teacher was snapped out of her daze. "What?" "Oh, right, sorry wench, it's not for everyone….most of them were greedy…." Said smirk grew bigger…….. "Huh?" "They were bi wench!"
"Well…erm… that was very interesting sweetie, why don't you introduce yourself?" The false delight in the teacher's voice made even Sesshoumaru gag. But no, damn it, he told himself. Don't let this wench get to you, be strong, this wench doesn't get ticked off easily but when you're through with her…. Evil thoughts ran through his head and he succumbed to the miracle of watching an object of hate dieing before he actually killed it……good times…..
Sesshoumaru being only about three foot, maybe a bit taller (he had a habit of killing those who measured him), lacked the height required to impose….but not the I'm-better-than-you-and-full-of-myself attitude. So, looking down his nose at everyone wasn't TOO difficult, if he raised his chin and stood on a chair…. "Hello, idiot humans, I am Sesshoumaru. Just a few instructions to you all; you touch me, you die. You oppose me, or become disobedient, you die. You try socialising with me more than I have to, you die. "Any questions?" Sesshoumaru looked around the room , ah, some idiot human had raised their hand….. "Yes?" "Are you really a boy?" SPLAT!
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"Good God Sesshoumaru!" Inu-Taisho fumed. "I know I am father, don't try to flatter me, you are still not good enough to be wench #121….." "You have one hundred and twenty-one wenches? SWEET!" Sesshoumaru beamed with pride. "But that's besides the point! You can't just kill your fellow class mates!" "Father….he was implying that I was a girl…." "Oh! Well then, you sure showed that bully! Well done! I'm so proud!"