AU: I still vividly remember when I'm young, my school have a chicken coop with only three chickens and we would make fun how those three will get into a messy triangle love. I really miss those days!

I hope in the last movie of Naruto sasuke and hinata will have some interaction! don't you all wish for that?! And I really can't imagine if hinata is sasuke's FIRST LOVE. OMFGGGGGGGG

Chickens

Sasuke smirked, his eyes shooting daggers at the loud blonde. "Give up," he said in a confident manner.

There was no way the Uzumaki can beat him in a fight. He had absolutely no knowledge on chakra and his taijutsu was horrible. Naruto was definitely under his feet but how come Sasuke still felt like as if he hadn't win him yet.

"N-Naruto-kun!"

Sasuke turned towards the direction of the voice which never failed, not even once, to make his heart rate increase a thousand times. Hinata was cheering for the dobe. Her smile was bright and it was definitely meant for Naruto and Naruto only.

Then the 6 years old boy understood why he felt like he didn't even win. His first love was in love with the dobe. He pouted with thoughts that anger him; why would she like Naruto when in the first place, he was stronger than him, smarter than him, better looking than him.

He decided to change his new year's resolution; he would get Hinata to be his girlfriend before he was 7.

The next thing he knew, he had a bleeding nose.

"It's all because of you," Naruto snorted.

"Shut up. If you weren't so stupid to punch me in the nose, we wouldn't have to clean the chicken coop while everyone is watching movies," Sasuke muttered as he swept those feathers to one corner.

"You threw me to the ground!"

Sasuke mentally rolled his eyes, "Shut up, will you?"

"What's wrong with you?" Naruto asked, his face consumed in displeased.

There was a part of the little Uchiha that felt bad for treating Naruto badly. The very first day of academy, he thought he and Naruto would actually be great friends because he felt like there was an unbreakable bond that couldn't be described. The feeling was simply there.

Then, it was gone the next second because of his loud, annoying personality. Naruto never failed to pick up a fight with him for no reason. Sasuke would easily take him down but he never gave up and it went on for days and weeks. He never understood why Naruto disliked him so much until he found out that the person Naruto liked was in love with him.

It was jealousy.

So he fell in love with the Hyuga and he started hating Naruto.

Then he realized that both of them hated each other was because of jealousy.

"Then what is wrong with you?" Sasue snapped.

"What did I do?" Naruto asked while looking at the chicken, only to have it pecking on his nose. "Ouch!"

"Stupid," Sasuke mumbled, loud enough for him to hear.

Naruto grabbed his broom and ran towards Sasuke. He swung the stick and hit the Uchiha's head, causing the Sharingan user to threw his broom away and tackled Naruto to the ground.

"You called me stupid first!"

"Shut up! You're really annoying," Sasuke threw his fist towards Naruto's head, only to be stopped when he managed to grab him by his wrist.

Naruto took the chance to flip Sasuke over and both of the started wrestling like WWE championship.

Three minutes later, both of them were panting and sweating.

It was surprising that their commotion had not attracted any teachers. Chicken feathers and their feces were everywhere and the pile he had nicely swept to one corner was gone.

He was furious. The reason why he wanted to finish up cleaning was solely because he wanted to be back in class so that he could see the female Hyuga. Now, because of Naruto, they had to clean up the entire place again.

"I've cleaned my side. You make a mess out of everything again so you'll do everything now," Sasuke said nonchalantly as he placed the broom down and made his way towards the exit.

"No!" Naruto shouted. "You're part of it."

Sasuke ignored his words and walked out of the chicken coop. He reeked of chicken feces and chickens. How was he going to talk to Hinata smelling like a chicken himself? She would be pinching her nose (cutely) and then for the rest of her life, Sasuke to her would be the chicken man.

He didn't want to be the chicken man! Not when he had a duck butt hair.

"Sasuke!"

He could hear Naruto screaming his name. He acted like he didn't hear it and continued walking towards the classroom, only to realize that it was already break time. Everyone was outside of the classroom; boys playing tags and showing off skills while girls would be at one corner plucking flowers and talking about boys.

Before he wanted to make his way towards bunch of girls, he saw her running towards him. He froze. Hinata was running towards him.

He could feel the jittery feeling in his stomach as his palms became sweatier and sweatier. He felt giddy as the electricity ran through his entire body, giving him a sense of euphoric feeling and at the same, wanting to vomit.

For a brief moment, Sasuke thought he saw her running towards him in a white dress.

He opened his arms, his face easily told everyone that he felt blissful, as he waited for her to run into his arms and hugged him, just like how his mom and dad would do. Except for that his dad would be having his perpetual emotionless face on.

To Sasuke, it was blissful. He didn't know why his father was having that apathetic look on his face when hugging his mom. Maybe he was holding it in because it looked cool.

"N-Naruto-kun!" She ran passed him.

He stood frozen. His arms still opened wide. Right, how could he be so dumb? She was all along in love with Naruto. Regaining back his senses, he grunted softly and ran towards the chicken coop where the both of them were.

He was determined to change her heart.

"Look, he's laying egg!" Naruto exclaimed while pointing towards the hen.

Hinata nodded and smiled happily.

Sasuke stood at the entrance of the chicken coop, his cheeks puffed up. He was jealous.

"She's laying egg. How can a male lay eggs?" Sasuke corrected him.

Naruto looked at him with half opened, sleepy eyes and his lower jaw jutted out. "What are you doing here?"

Sasuke felt his eyes twitched. "You look ugly. I'm helping you."

"Didn't you just go out and say I'm doing it all alone?"

He knelt beside Hinata and ignored his questions. "You like chickens?" He asked in a sweet manner no one would have expected him to.

She nodded and pointed towards the hen. "N-Naruto-kun say t-that it's l-laying e-eggs."

"Yea, I think it had already laid."

"Baby c-chicken are c-cute," she mumbled to herself, her eyes smiling and her face flush.

"Why is she sitting on her eggs? Wouldn't it crack?" Naruto asked, lifting the hen up causing it to start flapping its wings frantically. "Stop moving!"

"Idiot! Put it down! It's supposed to be like this!" Sasuke snapped. "It needs warmth to hatch."

"She will break the eggs!"

The hen was then dropped on Hinata. Both of them stood silent as they watched the female Hyuga cried then they felt a strange killing aura only to realize that it was the over protective cousin of hers.

The two of them got punched in the face.

At the end of the day, three of them had to swept all the dried leaves.

"Why are you so dumb?" Sasuke grunted.

"What? I'm just afraid!" Naruto argued.

"You guys are not supposed to come near Hinata-sama." Neji retorted.

"Alright you three stop talking and start sweeping leaves. None of you are leaving unless everything is done," Kakashi said, his face buried into his hentai book.

The trio snorted at the same time.

Sasuke continued sweeping the leaves with his mind filled with ways of getting the female Hyuuga. Then when he remembered she telling him that she liked baby chickens, the thought that maybe if he managed to get a baby chicken for her, she would fall for him instead.

When he got home, he ran towards the refrigerator and took an egg out.

"What are you doing?" Itachi stopped and questioned, curious about why was his lovely little brother in a crouching position.

"I'm hatching an egg," He replied, his eyes burning with passion.

"You want to hatch an egg? Do you know what an egg needs to be able to hatch?" Itachi asked while holding back his laughter at how innocent his 6 years old brother was. "What's the reason?"

"Warmth. It needs warmth to hatch and I'm giving it." Sasuke shook his head, his face a little red while ignoring the other question.

Itachi smirked and wasn't surprise at all. It was about time for Sasuke to have his first crush anyways. "For someone?"

Sasuke jumped up, denying frantically. "No!"

Itachi chuckled and shook his head. He missed his days in academy.