To whom it may concern:
One Piece is the work of Eiichiro Oda and Toei Animation/FUNimation. I am not Oda, nor do I own either of these organizations. Therefore, I do not own One Piece.
Rebecca entered the school with apprehension. Even though everything seemed normal on the surface, she was determined to not be caught unawares. If the bus driver was like the rest of the school staff and students, then she was in for one heck of a school year.
At 7:25, the bell rang. Students began to head towards the gym for Orientation. She took a seat in the upper bleachers and waited for the head staff to enter the gym to give their welcoming speech.
The bell rang again at 7:30, marking the beginning of the school day, and the staff had yet to arrive. Some of the lazier students began to fall asleep.
At 7:35, two individuals entered the gym and stood on the hastily assembled platform. One was a blonde woman with sunglasses who was dressed in a tan business suit. Overall, she looked very professional.
The other individual was a different story. He was a man with a creepy face, and was dressed in a black suit that looked like something that a prison director would wear. It did little to mask his huge potbelly. The weirdest thing about his appearance was his… (head dress? Crown?). It looked like something that an Egyptian Pharaoh would wear in a movie.
The man picked up a mic from one of the stands on the platform and began to speak,
"Welcome to my Impel Down High School!"
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The silence was deafening. Then the fat man seemed to remember something.
"Ak, I'm getting ahead of myself! I meant to say that I am Vice Principal of Impel Down High, Hannyabal!
Swamp ass- er, I mean, Head Principal Magellan would normally be here to talk to you himself, but right now he's taking a crap."
The professional looking woman sighed.
"May I remind you to not use such language in front of the student body, Vice Principal. "
She then took the mic from Hannyabal and began to talk to the students.
"Students of Impel Down High, I am Head Secretary, Domino. As you are now students of Impel Down, we expect you to not tarnish our reputation. Failure to comply will be punished accordingly.
I shall now go over the primary rules to follow at this school… "
What followed next was the basic run of the mill rules of any high school. No drugs, alcohol, porn., weapons, etc. Return all library books, don't curse or associate with gangs… The usual stuff.
At the end of this list most of the student body had surely fallen asleep. That is until Head Principal Magellan walked into the gym.
He was a monster of a man, towering above his comparatively puny Vice Principal. His suit was similar to Hannyabal's, but it looked more impressive. His eyes had purple rings around them for some reason, and they made him look more intimidating. On his head, there appeared to be devil horns. A man who truly demanded respect…
Except that he was rubbing his stomach and groaning as he entered.
"Ooooohhh… That was a fierce battle… "
The students all sweat dropped.
'THIS guy is our principle?'
Hannyabal was much more vocal.
"I'd wish you'd hurry up and retire- er, that was a slip of the tongue, I mean, welcome back Head Principal Magellan!"
"Such a poisonous slip of the tongue… I have such cruel subordinates… " Magellan said with a long suffering sigh.
He turned to the students.
"I assume that due to my absence, you have been given the rules by Domino and Hannyabal. Let me say one more thing though,"
His eyes turned deadly serious.
"When you entered this building, your education belongs to me. Never forget that I have the power and authority to fail you all, ruining your chances of living successful lives. So behave, you freakin' brats!"
This speech had the students trembling in terror… Or at least most of them.
Rebecca noticed that a number of students didn't seem too disturbed. She guessed them to be upperclassmen.
The speech would have been much more impressive if Magellan hadn't gotten this desperate look on his face and rushed to the bathroom.
Domino once again sighed.
"Students, staff members will hand out your schedules for the trimester. Come down by rows to pick them up, on the double."
When Rebecca got her schedule, she took a look at it. It looked like this:
1st Period- Homeroom) Shanks
2nd Period- Physical Science A) C. Clown
3rd Period- Gym) Sadi
Lunch
4th Period- Health 1A) Ivankov
5th Period- Band 1) H. Brook
'Okay, so Shanks is my my first period teacher… Now, where is his class?'
Hello everyone! I was able to write this chapter whilst I was out of town after all by using the computer in the lobby.
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'Till next time!