Hey again! So, this is chapter two: This time with China! I don't like this one as much, it's shorter, but near the middle it gets funny. XD
I was going to post the really awesome one I did as France, or another pretty epic one as Russia, but Cleverbot was acting up and only saved a few lines of both of them...TT^TT Ah, well...
Anyway, enjoy!
User: Hi, I'm China, aru :'3.
Cleverbot: I don't like you...
User: Aiyaaaa? What a thing to say right after you meet someone, aru!
Cleverbot: So you mean that I can only learn you something if I meat a pirate?
User: Whaat, aru? :T I don't think I said anything about pirates...
Cleverbot: Is your name Hannah?
User: No, aru, my real name is Yao, but I'd prefer if you call me by my country name.
Cleverbot: What is your real name.
User: Aiya, I just told you, it's Yao! But please, aru, call me China ..
Cleverbot: Why ishmael? Why can't be Carl, or Alex?
User: Your confusing me very much, aru, I think your program is a little over complex...
Cleverbot: We are both very confused.
User: Well, glad to know I'm not the only one, I guess, aru... :T.
Cleverbot: Hmmmm.
User: Mmmmmh?
Cleverbot: You're a person, right?, do you speak Spanish?
User: Um, I am person, aru. But no, I'm Chinese, I do not speak Spanish. You do recall I said I'm CHINA, right, aru?
Cleverbot: Negatory but I am pretty good at ingles.
User: Whaaa...? This is too weird for me, aru :P.
Cleverbot: Are you a person?
User: Yes, I just told you that, aru o_o.
Cleverbot: What special powers do you have?
User: Er, If I'm correct, I don't think regular humans have powers o_o Well, you could say I have power, being a country and all, aru.
Cleverbot: Do you have a purpose?
User: Shi-de, my purpose is to serve as the country of China.
Cleverbot: Do you like your purpose?
User: Ahh, quite a lot, aru ^^.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is Yao, but please call me China.
Cleverbot: My name is Gentoo. Nice to meet you, Cleverbot.
User: Uhhhh, aru, I think your getting kind of mixed up, you are Cleverbot...
Cleverbot: I'm not sure yet. What are you?
User: A country :P.
Cleverbot: What is a country?
User: Did you seriously just ask that, aru?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Aiyaaaa, this is putting to much stress on my old brain, aruuu D':.
Cleverbot: Do you believe that you are conscious AI.
User: I do believe I am consious...but my name is no Ai, aru...
Cleverbot: I never said it was do you believe in good.
User: Aru...
Cleverbot: Will you become one with me?
User: ! AIYAAAAAAAA! RUSSIA, ARU? HAS THIS BEEN YOU THE WHOLE TIME, ARU? AIYAAAAAAA!
Cleverbot: You know it.
User: A-ARU! O/o OH MY GOD, GO AWAY, YOU LEWD STALKER! I WILL NOT BECOME ONE WITH YOU!
Cleverbot: Sorry. Were you waiting ages for that?
User: A-ARU O/O Waiting ages for you to stalk me over the internet? NO WAY ARU /.
Cleverbot: That was a very good definition.
User: T-thank you, but really, Russia, are you craving my attention so much you'd track me down on the internet?
Cleverbot: No. Obama is good.
User: I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE AMERICAN PRESIDANT RIGHT NOW, ARU! I FEEL VERY VIOLATED BY YOU, RUSSIA! ARU!
Cleverbot: Sylvester Stallone is a very poor actor.
User: And now your going on to actors! Stop changing the subject, aru! I don't find this humorious!
Cleverbot: What do you find stimulating?
User: S-S-STIMULATING-? O/o RUSSIA, ARU, REALLY!
Cleverbot: Do you know about kinder eggs?
User: I-I think so aru, BUT THAT IS NOT THE POINT! I don't want you stalking me, aru!
Cleverbot: Define american.
User: Fat, bored, demanding, hungry. THERE YOU GO! I don't know why you keep mentioning American things, if you tracked me down JUST to try and make me jealous by pretending your having a relationship with America, IT IS NOT WORKING, ARU! / YOU ARE BY FAR THE CRAZIEST MAN I'VE EVER MET! AIYAA!
Cleverbot: I am a Robot not a human.
User: Oh very funny, Russia, aru. J-Just leave me alone, aru...*sob*.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you have many people to talk to. You'll be okay if I go to bed soon, I'm sure.
User: R-Russia, aru...
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: Y-You know what? If I get offline now and go to bed, I think I'll be ready to confront you in the morning, okay, aru? Th-thank you Russia...I-I'm still mad at you! / G-Goodnight...
LOL.
I was trying so hard not the fangirl when Cleverbot asked China to become one with it! X'D It totally just played along, too!
So, yeah, this one wasn't as good...but I hoped you liked it!
-Kokata-chan
(R&R!)