To KipperCat25 and Sonar. Thanks for being the first few people to favorite this.

Bowser, Ganondorf, Wolf, Dedede, Wario, and Mewtwo have arranged a movie night. They have managed to lobby Master Hand into forcing all the smashers except for the 6 of them to be in their rooms at 8:00 instead of the usual 10:00. In front of the villains was a selection of movies from the latest blockbuster to a fine classic and a remote control.

"No character development, no plot, violence only." suggested Ganondorf. Before he could say any other things he wanted, Wario tapped the Gerudo on the shoulder.

"Here you go." said Wario. He gave Ganondorf a movie called "Final Destination". The cover looked exciting, because Ganondorf assumed that it's about a roller coaster that kills people. He pressed the open button, popped in the DVD and waited for the movie to start. The DVD took them to the menu screen and when Dedede was about to press "Play Movie", Nana walked into the room.

She looked at the villains and yelled "Hey! What are you doing at this time? You should go to bed!"

"Well why are you still up at this time?" questioned Dedede.

"I have to get my mallet that I accidentally left here!" the mountain climber cried.

Mewtwo used his physic powers and made the mallet appear in Nana's tiny hands.

"There? Are you happy? If we see you again, we'll tell Master Hand that you aren't in your room." Mewtwo blackmailed. He escorted Nana back to her room and returned back a few seconds later. Wario picked up the remote and almost selected "Play Movie", but he was distracted by Wolf.

"WHY DIDN'T ANYONE BRING FOOD!" howled Wolf.

"Well you didn't ask." yelled the villains.

"Fine. I'll get the food." complained Bowser.

Bowser walked into the kitchen and checked the pantry for any snack food. Some of the food was normal (ex. Marth's sour cream and onion potato chips) while some of the food was just plain weird (ex. Ness's Peanut Cheese bars). He took out his entire group's food and went to check the fridge.

The fridge was way worse. The pungent smell of moldy food filled the air the moment Bowser opened it. Assorted containers of forgotten spoiled food lined the fridge, because the Smashers were too busy going out to order food from the restaurants. Bowser gave up and shut the fridge because his nose couldn't take the smell.

Behind him, there was a stash of yummy snack food in a large transparent plastic bag that didn't have a label. Bowser attempted to find one somewhere on the bag, but after 5 minutes of searching, he gave up.

"Ah, screw it." Bowser pondered. He took the whole bag and dragged it over to the living room. He dumped out the bag and the contents spilled out. Cans of soda rolled on the ground and the packages of chips and candy crinkled as they fell onto the carpeted floor. The villains were grabbing the yummy packages of food like children after breaking a piñata.

"Without further ado, let's start the movie!" Dedede announced in a joyful voice. He picked up the remote, pressed play and let the villains enjoy the show.

Meanwhile, Kirby woke up with an empty stomach. Half asleep, he trudged down the stairs and he was almost at the kitchen when he heard noises of the chewing of potato chips. Curious, the pink puffball walked into the living room to see the villains snacking on some junk food.

"Piyo Pi Pi! (That was my food you idiot!)" yelled Kirby.

"You didn't label it like Master Hand told us too." defended Wario.

"Pi Piyo Piyo (Well, I forgot!)" Kirby whined.

He walked over to Ganondorf and attempted to swallow him.

"WHAT THE HELL KIRBY?" yelled the Gerudo, as he tried to find something to cling on for. But it was too late; he was trapped in the pink puffball's giant mouth. Kirby ignored his rage and spat him out like a seed. He used his new powers to Warlock Punch Bowser into the walls.

BOOM!

The crash made a deafening noise that woke up the fighters, Assist Trophies and Pokémon, and lured them downstairs. When they got there, they saw Bowser's face stuck in the walls and drywall was scattered everywhere. The villains were covered in a fine white dust and the floor was wet because the cans of soda spilt out of their containers.

The other villains looked behind them to see everyone gathered around them, and because the Smashers woke up, they were clad in pajamas, nightgowns, and some of the men were shirtless. A few smashers wore slippers and socks, while the rest were barefooted. They were in attack position and some wielded baseball bats, swords, or Lip's Stick.

Kirby faced the half-asleep fighters and cried "Piyo Piyo! (They stole my food!)"

"No big deal Kirby. Food can always be replaced. Your life can't. Now go back to bed before you get killed." advised Meta Knight.

"Meta Knight is right. The roster not your personal army." agreed Ike. He stood up on the couch and said "Everyone, please go back to your rooms. We'll do something about Kirby tomorrow."

He and some of the fighters who agreed with Meta Knight and Ike went back to their rooms, while others stayed behind and gave Bowser the evil eye.

"Bowser, how could you? Why would you steal an innocent person's food?" questioned Mario.

"First you broke the lovely lamp I bought for the mansion and now you took someone's food without asking? You are a bad person Bowser!" said Peach in an angry tone.

"Yeah!" said everyone else. Jigglypuff sang a song to make Bowser fall asleep on the spot and vandalized his face with a black permanent marker. Everyone else attacked him with punches, kicks and other assorted weapons, shoving him deeper into the wall. At the end, only Bowser's tail was sticking out of the wall.

"I don't think we'll be having another movie night for a while." said Wolf awkwardly while Ganondorf and Dedede pulled Bowser out of the walls and help the other villains carry him to Dr. Mario's office.

"That was priceless. He should get Kirby upset." – Sonar

Meme version: Finds food. It's Kirby's stash of food.