BPOV
Dear Journal,
Wow, today was an odd day… Jake was riding on Sam's back and slapping his ass like a horse. That was only when I got on deck after I got ready for the day. That scarred me, and I'm starting to think Jake is gay. At least I have Nessie and Edward to keep me sane. Nessie and Jake love each other, but sometimes, I think Jake is cheating on her with Sam! (Just kidding Jake; you'll probably end up reading this to annoy me soon) Then, I walked into Carlisle and Esme 'getting it on' looking for Nessie absent mindedly. Esme was just screaming, "Oh !" when I walked in, then I ran back to deck AGAIN and to try to not think about that in my thoughts EVER again. One of the things about being a vampire; never forgetting anything in your memory, but it only is bad when you see a creepy sight and sadness. I finally found Nessie with Edward and Jake; talking about today's plans to help thrash against those unlawful taxes on stupid items. We wanted to help the poor humans, especially during the Boston Tea Party. But there was always a limit. We would never get into any fights, for fear that we would expose ourselves. Nessie, Edward, and Jake started to play the supernatural version of tag, which is WAY more complicated and impossible to play for humans, but practical simplicity for Vampires and Werewolves. Jake decided to transform on the deck to play, because it was safe enough to, since we were out at sea, and he thinks it's better to jump on Nessie and scare her, then lick her face like a regular dog would. But Jake was massive in size, bigger than a regular wolf, and I was a little uneasy about that idea, so I told him to be careful. Even though Nessie is safe because luckily, even though being ½ and ½ immortality and mortality, she has vampire skin, which is rock hard and has a faint sparkle, unlike a full vampire. She could easily go into the daylight without being noticed, unlike the rest of the ship. I was hysterically laughing as them trying to get Edward, because he is very fast, and the hardest to catch. We docked and went to hunt on an island we found, I guess we drank blood from monkeys, because they were the only things on the island, even though they smelled like Bananas and Fruit. We got back to the ship, tucked Nessie in for bed, and well, you know the rest for me and Edward. (Jake, now will you close it? Because it's about to get a little weird for you! That includes you, Emmett McCarthy Cullen!) It was amazing, as usual, but for some reason, I know and feel like I will NEVER get tired of it, for my whole existence. I can finally and easily let Edward read my mind when I want to, after those many years of practice, so when I could while we were blissfully away in our room keeping ourselves 'occupied' with each other's presence, I would let him listen in on what I was thinking, how it felt right at those exact times. He would then kiss me harder and more, and I would lose train of thought and coherency to concentrate on anything. We would then go on, whispering "I love you" over again throughout the whole night. I really have to start working out helping with the ship, so bye Jake and Emmett! I WILL get you if you read this!
Love, Bella ;)
This is Jake!! Ew Bells, how could you even WRITE about that!? I bet Nessie and I….
Wazzup Bella!! This is Emmett!! Ahah, me and Rose have WAY better sex than you and Edward, we actually had to TRY not to break the boat!