Yes! It's been a year, but I'm back, and armed with more randomness than ever. And grammar. I'm going to save this, dammit, if it's the last thing I do! I've upped the age rating, shit's about to get REAL.

Note: Don't get offended if your favourite character acts like an asshole or anything else that they don't usually act like. Nothing said about these characters relays my personal opinion. They are all awesome. This is done on purpose. I own nothing!

Rainbow Dash sped through the dark depths of space for a while. Since space is so hugely massive, she had a little time to think to herself. she thought about the universe. That stopped quickly. She started thinking about her situation. After about 10 seconds, she decided that she was in a pretty awesome situation. Then she started missing home. She missed Ponyville, she missed her friends. She looked around herself, and saw nothing. Absolutely nothing. She looked behind herself. Her rainbow trail was missing. "Huh. I guess rainbow trails don't work in space." She briefly thought about turning around, but the Dr Pepper was beginning to ware off, and her wings didn't work in space for obvious reasons. She hit a planet.

The Doctor and Pikachu had resumed arguing, this time about what to do about the gaping hole in the spacecraft. Pinkie Pie had long given up trying to follow what they were talking about (something about electromagnetic shielding and miniature artificial oxygen factories) and decided to sit in the office chair by the controls. She had gotten bored and was examining the shapes of the buttons, which seemed to be oddly shaped for no reason. She had seen square buttons and circle buttons before, but these buttons looked like they were cut out from plastic by a blind pony. All of them together did have a pattern, however, and they all were shaped around a single big red button. She looked over at the arguing pair. She really wanted to ask Pikachu what the big red button did, but the two seemed to now be engrossed in comparing calculations. She decided that the best thing to do would be to stay away from the button. Suddenly, The Doctor and Pikachu looked up at Pinkie.

"Hey!" Pikachu said, "Stay away from the controls!"

"I didn't touch anything!" Pinkie Pie protested.

"Then why is the ship heading towards the planet?"

"Maybe it has something to do with the big blue box?"

Pikachu looked. The Doctor and The TARDIS had disappeared from their original location, and was now on the outside of the ship, moving it towards the planet. Pikachu was going to have none of this. He went over to the controls that Pinkie was sitting at and pressed the big red button. There was an explosion, and the place started to move away from the police box. The light on top of the box started go glow and the satalite started to move towards it again. Pikachu decided to do the only thing he could do. He went into a battle stance, and concentrated. His voice went high, saying "Pika..." His cheeks were begining to get sparks flying off them. "...CHU!" It all went black.

Rainbow Dash woke up, and looked around. She appeared to be lying in a huge crater. She briefly remembered flying through space and hitting a large object, but that was all she could remember. She jumped out of the hole, landed on the ground and looked around. All there was around her was endless forests.

Suddenly, an obnoxious voice came from nowhere. "HAI!" It said, obnoxiously. Rainbow looked to where the voice was coming from, and the source of the voice was a little pink ball. Rainbow Dash flew up from her place inside the crater and towered over the ball.

"What are you?" She asked. She really didn't like things that were obnoxious.

"Hai!" It obnoxiously repeated, albeit quieter this time.

"You said that," Rainbow Dash said.

"Hai!" It agreed. Rainbow was having none of this. She flew right into its face and glared at it, menacingly.

"Are you taunting me?" She shouted at it.

"Hai!" It happily replied. Obnoxiously.

Rainbow Dash puffed out her chest. "I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL!" She screamed at it, with the loudest voice that she could muster. She smugly grinned at it when its face showed confusion. "Well?" She added.

WHUUUUP

Rainbow Dash found herself pulled by an incredible force. Her mere wings never stood a chance. The pink blob, which should now be identified as none other than Sir Kirby Pink Blob the Third, was relentless in sucking Rainbow Dash into his belly. He succeeded before you could say, "My Jammie Dodger is leaking." Unless you said it really fast, I don't know. Maybe you're that one woman who talks super fast. Are you? I don't care. Pay attention.

On cue, after Rainbow Dash was no longer visible, Kirby swallowed. He felt the familiar feeling of obtaining his most recent meal's powers. He grew several strands of hair, forming a rainbow right on his head, the top of said head turning a cyan blue. He grew little wings, but, testing them a little, they were useless and didn't work. He turned around to waddle off to go annoy somebody and test his newfound powers on some poor passer-by.

ELSEWHERE

The Engineer sipped his tea. He considered himself to be a reasonable, level headed, kind of guy. He always knew that he was the most sane person out of every-

"Hold that thought". He said for no reason since there's no way he could hear this narrator. Right? He took a wrench out of you-don't-want-to-know and began whacking his tea cup. It began growing, before the handle grew out to point offensively at whatever it was pointed at. The cute little gold patterns adorning the cup moved to a position that looked suspiciously like the end of a gun.

As if this wasn't bad enough, it began shooting scalding hot tea at an annoying little fish that was annoyingly riding in the mouth of a pelican. The nerve!

"Have you seen my son, Ne- OH GOD WHY IT BURNS!" The fish melted, and the pelican got bored and flew away to annoy somebody else.

"Continue," The Engineer said, once again to nobody at all.

Right?

The point is, the Engineer was certainly not expecting a rainbow pony to come plummeting out of the sky and right onto his prized collection of priceless china tea sets. Which was resting on his priceless china table. Well, a rainbow pony went and did just that.

The nerve!

The rainbow pony in question was, of course, our current heroine, Miss Rainbow Dash the Nothingth! How did she get here? All will be explained, in due time. She sat up, rubbing her head with one of her front hooves, groaning. She looked up to see a VERY pissed off Engineer, covered in scalding hot tea. To add insult to injury, a bunch of miniature flying otters swarmed around the Engineer to lick the tea off him.

"You, miss..." He leaned in closer. "You just broke my tea set. Nobody breaks my tea set." He lifted his goggles, to reveal a second set of girlie pink goggles. Rainbow Dash was so awestruck, that she didn't notice a giant crane grab her and place her into a giant tube. "Say hello to the mother of all sentries, the Mother of All Sentries!" The third! "Shut up," he again said to nobody.

He tapped the giant sentry once with his wrench, making it shoot Rainbow Dash into the air and off into the distance.

MEANWHILE

Mario was busy fighting his arch nemisis, Sonic The Hedgehog, the twentieth, for absolutely no reason at all. He pretty much had Sonic by the balls. Not that Sonic was trying, of course, he was way too cool for that. He barely lifted a finger, which gave Mario the perfect opportunity to serve Sonic's ass to him on a silver plate with one of those domey things that waiters pull off things on TV, with a side order of chilli fries, whatever they were. Only problem is, Sonic left his wallet at home, so he is now having to pay for his meal by washing dishes in the back room, despite the fact that the restaurant has a machine dishwasher that is 100 times better that lazy old Sonic, who will end up breaking all the dishes anyway because he tries to hurry because he wants to get home in time to watch the Scrubs episode that he forgot to tape. But that's not important right now. Pay attention.

The point is, Sonic was losing to Mario in a fight. Mario had just about finished Sonic, but then, out of nowhere, a rainbow pony smashed into Sonic's face. Sonic, at that moment, just happened to be one hit point away from being KO'd, which was quickly fixed by said pony. He promptly exploded, sending the pony, obviously Rainbow Dash, into Mario. Mario, however, saw what was coming and ducked out of the way...

Right into the path of an oncoming train. I'll let you figure out how well that went. Rainbow Dash, once more, sat up and rubbed her head with the other hoof this time.

"Why does this keep happening to me? Where am I?" She asked, to nobody in particular. Mario, respawned, and landed in front of Rainbow, surprising her.

"You-a are-a in-a super smash brothers brawl-a land-a.

Rainbow Dash blinked. "But, most of the guys I've seen weren't in Super Smash-"

Before she got time to finish her sentence, Mario upper-cutted her, sending her flying into a tree, right into the arms of a large ape, who was none other than Master Donkey Kong the Nine Thousanth and Oneth.

Donkey Kong shrieked a few times, before holding Rainbow Dash at arms length, spinning her around, curiously. The only thing this achieved was a dizzy Rainbow Dash, which left the ape more curious than ever. This mysterious object was a keeper. Donkey decided that the most reasonable and logical action at this point would be to take Rainbow Dash to show her to the other apes that he knew.

MEANWHILE, FOR REALS THIS TIME

"This is all your fault."

"My fault? How is this my fault?" Pinkie Pie replied, annoyed.

"If I hadn't brought you to my spaceship, then The Doctor wouldn't have showed up!" Pikachu said again, his voice returned to normal.

Currently, at this point in the story, Pikachu and Pinkie Pie were residing on an island. Pikachu had managed to blast the entire ship apart with electrical nonsense, where just enough had remained that Pinkie Pie and Pikachu had survived falling through the atmosphere from orbit.

"Well, you shouldn't have brought me to your spaceship, if you didn't want your doctor from finding you!" Pinkie Pie replied, and pouted.

At that point, unwarranted, the TARDIS materialised behind them. Pinkie Pie stood up from her sitting position, but Pikachu didn't bother. As far as he was concerned, the Doctor had caused enough trouble. There was nothing the Doctor could say to make Pikachu want to talk to him.

"I'm going to Super Smash Brothers Brawl Land."

OK, except that.

Pikachu shot up. "Why?" He asked.

The Doctor smirked at him. "Because a can." I looked down at Pinkie Pie, who was gazing at the Doctor. "Also, Miss Pinkie Pie here's friend is trapped there."

Pinkie gasped. "Is she OK? We have to go and rescue her!"

The Doctor simply chuckled. "She's fine, but she might not be for very long. I'm going to do just that, and I thought you'd want to come." He looked back at Pikachu. "Also, I believe you want to go back there, right?"

Pikachu grumbled, but couldn't think of a better way to get back home. "All right, I'll go with you."

The Doctor's grin just grew wider. "Fantastic!" He said. "Welcome aboard, lads and lasses! We have to go rescue ourselves a rainbow pony!"