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Disclaimer: I do not own the Negima series, or it's characters. The only thing I own is my OC Isaac.


Chapter 2: When life gives you lemons...

A shiver shocked all the way through his spine, he looked at all the girls and then the student list, over and over. ..And I'm expected to memorize all this?

He cleared his throat and pushed his glasses up a bit; "Hello, everyone, though due to my casual attire I may not look it; but I will be your chemistry teacher for the rest of the semester."

He noticed the girls just staring at him, and he just looked down at his student book, trying to shake off their gaze. He could just barely hear muttering like;

"Is he really a teacher?"

"But he's just our age"

"You know.. He's kinda cute"

"There's no way he'll make a good teacher though"

"Isaac, you look like you just saw a ghost." A voice finally said, Isaac turned his head towards it to notice Takahata standing there. He walked in casually with his hands in his pockets and stood next to him. "This is Isaac Fernan, he will be your teacher. Despite his looks he's already gotten a college degree."

There was more silence, Takahata moved away from him as if something was about to happen. The next thing he knew he was blinded by a bright light, a camera; as soon as his vision returned he found himself surrounded by a few girls being asked a barage of questions.

"Where are you from?"

"How old are you?"

"Do you have a girlfriend?"

"Are you really that smart?"

"U-uh... I'm from the Philippines; I'm 15, N-no.. I guess I am that smart if I'm here right now.."

Gwuh? What's with these girls, they all probably thought I was a perv just a second ago, now they're asking me questions like this.. He caught a glimpse of a leaving Takahata. ...That guy has good control over these girls.. "Now, if you could all just go back to your seats?"

With that, the girls returned to their seating positions, watching him. Isaac turned to write on the board, "Now if you could all turn to page 127 in your books" turning around, he noticed the girls eyeing him again. He felt like a nervous wreck. Hoping to break the ice, he changed the subject. "Actually, since it's my first day, I'd like for all of you to stand up one by one and introduce yourselves." Pulling his best smile, hoping they would comply with his request. Fortunately, they did what he asked, one by one he managed to get through to everyone, but a certain student caught his eye. She had brown hair and large glasses, she sat in the back of the class with her laptop, she looked uninterested though, she remained sitting when she introduced herself. Isaac scratched his head and sighed to himself

..Great.. a possible rebel..

"Once again, it's nice to meet all of you; since there's only five minutes until the bell for the end of school rings, I guess I could just let you all go a bit early"

The girls stayed seated though. He sweatdropped, looking back at them. Uhh.. Why aren't they leaving? I thought they'd be itching to leave..

"O-or.. if you want to stay, that's okay too" He added hastily.There was silence for a few seconds, until a green haired girl asked

"Is that your guitar?" Haruna pointed her pencil at the guitar case that he brought with him.

"Uh? O-oh.. yeah that's mine" Nodded the black haired boy, turning towards the case.

"Can you play us a song?" added a small pink haired girl,

"Yeah! Can you?" the other pink haired twin.

B-b-but.. my magic ability...No, I can't turn down a request of a woman, just not in my nature to do so. I just hope it doesn't kick in..

"Well.. I guess I could.." he brought out the stool that he was using as his chair and took his guitar out of its case. It looked to be a black guitar, the strings looked a bit worn, but the guitar sported a few chipped pieces of wood here and there.

50 / 50 chance that my magic will kick in... I'm just gonna have to take it..

He started off a bit timidly at first, but soon after started to get into the song.


Girl you need to tell him
That I'm leavin' never lookin back again
You found somebody who does it better than he can
No more making you cry, no more them gray skies
Girl we flying on a G5 G5


And I'm leavin' never lookin back again…
So call your shawty you tell him you found a new man
The one who's so so fly
The one that keep you high
Have you singing all night night night

Nearing the end of the song, he remembered where he was, and held back a bit, slowing the song down, and with one last strum, he ended the song, he closed his eyes trying to hold back his magical power, hoping that he didn't let any of it slip out. Now slowly opening them, he could have sworn to have seen love hearts in the eyes of his students. ..You've got to be kidding me... He managed to catch a glimpse of the smiles plastered on their faces, "W-well, I guess school's over, I guess I'm outta here. See you all tomorrow" he sweatdropped, quickly packing his things and leaving the girls in the room alone. As he walked away from the door he heard the sounds of squealing on the other side; hearing crashing and cluttering. ..Oh god, they're coming... Isaac picked up the pace of his walking and turned the corner, at that point, the class door bursted open, the girls running out with their bags with a hunting sort of vibe radiating off of them.

"He's so cool!"

"He'd make such an awesome manga character"

"Ooh! The voice of an angel!"

"He's so dreamy!"

Isaac ran faster than normal, hoping that this wouldn't happen. I knew it, my magic got out.. Everytime I sing I end up using a random magic technique.. And they sent me here of all places to try to take control of it.. but this spell.. it's pretty much a love potion to whoever hears my voice.. Spells at complete random.. Guh, no wonder they used to call me "Musician's Gambit" back home.. He stepped into a classroom, hoping it would be empty.

His hopes were fulfilled, he closed the door behind him and leaned on it, sliding down to a sitting position. He heard the sound of footsteps run by him.

Okay.. now, how the hell do I cancel it out.. I've never had a situation where THIS kind of magic kicked in..

The sound of footsteps behind him died down; he held his breath as he turned to door knob, he was relieved to find that no one was waiting for him on the other side. He quickly ran towards the dorms, and pulled out his map due to his failure at navigation. Come on.. where are the dorms on this thing.. Here! He rushed over to the area he saw on the map; hoping not to be seen on the way.

He successfully managed to reach the dorms, and found the room that he was in Room 619... Eh, better than sleeping out here.. I just hope that this girl wasn't in my class earlier..

The door creaked open as he stepped in and promptly shut it, he sighed and turned to see someone in the room. He froze, yet noticed that he hadn't been seen yet, the person was at a computer terminal, vigorously typing something in; he creeped closer to see what the person was writing.

"OMG! Guess what boys! Chiu got a new teacher for science. He's around my age too! And he's soooooo cute!" The brown haired girl in a maiden's outfit read out aloud. "I can't believe it, he's got the cutest voice ever! He sang to us in class; and I think I'm in love!" At this point, Isaac froze.

Oh god.. she's from my class... man.. what the hell did I do to deserve this? Well I can't knock her out or anything.. maybe if I.. god.. I'm gonna hate this alot..

The brown haired girl read the comments on her new post, and shivered at the feeling of whispers into her ear "So.. I see that's how you feel about me?" The girl jumped up in shock, facing Isaac, "Well hello, you're Chisame-chan, correct?" The girl felt her heart thump beneath the clothing she chose to wear as her alter ego Chiu. A cosplayer huh? Well.. don't that beat all?

"F-Fernan-Sensei!" stuttered a now flustered Chisame, quickly turning the monitor of her computer off, knowing it was futile anyway, seeing as he saw what was on the screen.

"Please, we're out of class. Call me Isaac" the boy cleared his throat and he used the most seductive tone that he could "I'm going to be living with you for now" he moved in closer to her ear "I hope you don't mind.."

A bright red blush came across Chisame's face, she stuttered the words out "N-not at all"

"Great.." he backed up a bit and took of his glasses, revealing his dark brown eyes more, "Do you think you could keep quiet about me staying here? I'd like to keep a.. Low, profile; and I'd like to get to know you... thoroughly.." At this point, she promptly fainted, her nose slightly bleeding. Isaac was left dumbstruck. Wow.. I've been told I have good charm, but I never figured something like this would happen.. He sighed and carried her over to her bed and lay her down on it, and cleaned the blood off her with a box of tissues conveniently placed next to him.

Now.. How the hell am I gonna break this spell? He sat down next to Chisame's sleeping body, and looked at her; You know.. without her glasses.. she's kind of cute.. Isaac shook his head thoroughly, God.. what am I thinking? He put his glasses back on himself and walked over to the computer. Reading the comments on the post she just sent out to the internet.

"WHAT!? MY CHIU'S FALLEN IN LOVE!? I'M SO HAPPY!"

"EH!? WHADDAYA MEAN LOVE!? CHIU IS MINE AND MINE ALONE!"

"NUUUU!!! CHIUU DUN LEAVE US FOR THIS GUY PLZZZZZ D:"

"GET BIGGER E-PEEN! CLICK HERE"

...Okay, it's either me or the internet's gotten a fair bit weirder than normal.. he looked back at the passed out girl. So.. you're Chiu? The almighty net idol that my friends have been going crazy over? After the guys showed me a picture of her I always thought she was sort of cute, but I didn't expect to find her as a student.. MY student no less..

Taking another look at the girl he buried his head in his hands, and groaned heavily

This is going to be a long. Long. Day


A/N:

I edited this chapter a bit to match some critisizm I was given, I hope this'll make up for it.